Ape™️ Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Without doubt the most ridiculous form of "singing" on the planet, practiced by Alpine cunts and Tarzan to name but a few. Absurd beyond all reason. No doubt it's something Punkape does when he's playing with his alpine horn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Best done via the medium of karaoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Thanks Spotto - very decent of you to put a comment on this train wreck of a nom! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Slim Whitman... what a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Frank Ifield. Fucking poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bubba C Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 I didn't want to pop the cherry of this drivel, Ape, but now that Spots has, here goes. What a fucking pile of wank nom. I thought it was about those delivery cunts, who are fucking weapons-grade cunts. Don't deliver when they're supposed to. Don't ring the doorbell and just leave a card even if you're at home. Make it nigh on fucking impossible to get an item re-delivered at a convenient time. Back on topic, Pygmies are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I didn't want to pop the cherry of this drivel, Ape, but now that Spots has, here goes. What a fucking pile of wank nom. I thought it was about those delivery cunts, who are fucking weapons-grade cunts. Don't deliver when they're supposed to. Don't ring the doorbell and just leave a card even if you're at home. Make it nigh on fucking impossible to get an item re-delivered at a convenient time. Back on topic, Pygmies are cunts. Bubbles,I have news for you, and it is that you are a stupid cunt. Ape, take no notice of this valley trotting mooncalf, it is clearly a superior nom. I'm amazed it hasn't been thought of before. There are not many one worded noms left that are undeniably a cunt, but this is one. Possibly bubbles is sore because, let's face it, the Welsh are pretty much yodelling cunts. Lower altitude Swiss really, the scum of the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Looking at the picture on the She Taught Me To Yodel video he should have sacked his tailor. The jacket is about three inches longer on one side than the other and the ridiculous shiny trousers are several sizes too large and look like they came from the women's XXL section of Primark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bubbles,I have news for you, and it is that you are a stupid cunt. Ape, take no notice of this valley trotting mooncalf, it is clearly a superior nom. I'm amazed it hasn't been thought of before. There are not many one worded noms left that are undeniably a cunt, but this is one. Possibly bubbles is sore because, let's face it, the Welsh are pretty much yodelling cunts. Lower altitude Swiss really, the scum of the earth. Good work Quincy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bubbles,I have news for you, and it is that you are a stupid cunt. Ape, take no notice of this valley trotting mooncalf, it is clearly a superior nom. I'm amazed it hasn't been thought of before. There are not many one worded noms left that are undeniably a cunt, but this is one. Possibly bubbles is sore because, let's face it, the Welsh are pretty much yodelling cunts. Lower altitude Swiss really, the scum of the earth. QC, you vacuous idiot. Only a complete and utter cunt, like your good self, would describe the Welsh as 'pretty much yodelling cunts', when everyone knows they sound like brain-dead idiots gargling a mouthful of phlegm. Present company excluded, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Slim Whitman... what a cunt! Slim Pickens....not a cunt 2 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Looking at the picture on the She Taught Me To Yodel video he should have sacked his tailor. The jacket is about three inches longer on one side than the other and the ridiculous shiny trousers are several sizes too large and look like they came from the women's XXL section of Primark. So that's where you get your dresses from! Dont worry Rick, I won't tell anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Frank Ifield famously murdered the Jazz standard " I remember you" the spiteful cunt. This is a particularly nice version from Dinah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 16 minutes ago, Bubbles said: QC, you vacuous idiot. Only a complete and utter cunt, like your good self, would describe the Welsh as 'pretty much yodelling cunts', when everyone knows they sound like brain-dead idiots gargling a mouthful of phlegm. Present company excluded, of course. Fucking sing song cunts. Male choir singing is such gay shite. Do you indulge in this bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: gay shite. Do you indulge in this bollocks? That's an outrageous and scurrilous thing to say and you should retract it straightaway......Bubbles to my knowledge is not a fan of arse banditary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucking sing song cunts. Male choir singing is such gay shite. Do you indulge in this bollocks? 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: That's an outrageous and scurrilous thing to say and you should retract it straightaway......Bubbles to my knowledge is not a fan of arse banditary. No need, Lukers, I've been rumbled. What a bastard that Quincy is for blowing my cover. I'd kept my shameful secret hidden for so long, bollocks. What. A. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bubbles said: No need, Lukers, I've been rumbled. What a bastard that Quincy is for blowing my cover. I'd kept my shameful secret hidden for so long, bollocks. What. A. Cunt. Damn right you're a cunt. Lamb noncing is very much frowned upon by the civilised world ( unless it's Amanda Lamb). Also the insistence of talking Klingon and pretending it's an actual language whilst still having to resort to using English for most of your nouns is fucking ridiculous. Kill.your.self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Gurt said: Damn right you're a cunt. Lamb noncing is very much frowned upon by the civilised world ( unless it's Amanda Lamb). Also the insistence of talking Klingon and pretending it's an actual language whilst still having to resort to using English for most of your nouns is fucking ridiculous. Kill.your.self Excellent work, Gurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hope a spoil heap slips down on your shitty street like Aberfan and they play Harry Secombe, songs of praise style, on repeat at your funeral. I do quite enjoy your posts but this is totally voided by the fact that you are Welsh Please go to your nearest petrol station, stick a nozzle down your throat, fill yourself up with 5 gallons of 4 star. Port Talbot should close, Welsh cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Gurt said: Hope a spoil heap slips down on your shitty street like Aberfan and they play Harry Secombe, songs of praise style, on repeat at your funeral. I do quite enjoy your posts but this is totally voided by the fact that you are Welsh Please go to your nearest petrol station, stick a nozzle down your throat, fill yourself up with 5 gallons of 4 star. Port Talbot should close, Welsh cunts This is definitely your best work. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Your best work was when hms Gallahad got hit in the Falklands and a load of Welsh pricks got melted. fuck off back down a hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 34 minutes ago, luke swarm said: That's an outrageous and scurrilous thing to say and you should retract it straightaway......Bubbles to my knowledge is not a fan of arse banditary. Lukers, I'm not sure what his disgusting secret vice is, but I'm certain there is one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 27 minutes ago, Gurt said: Damn right you're a cunt. Lamb noncing is very much frowned upon by the civilised world ( unless it's Amanda Lamb). Also the insistence of talking Klingon and pretending it's an actual language whilst still having to resort to using English for most of your nouns is fucking ridiculous. Kill.your.self Gurt you cunt, you've been slacking. Have you been in the secure ward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Fucking lava bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubbles said: This is definitely your best work. Seriously. 10 minutes ago, Gurt said: Your best work was when hms Gallahad got hit in the Falklands and a load of Welsh pricks got melted. fuck off back down a hole I stand corrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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