Neil Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 I didn't think anyone could possibly out cunt Piers Morgan but I must offer ITV my congratulations in achieving the nigh impossible.Cunty Piers had a break so who do they get in? Jeremy 'cunty mc'cunt cunt Kyle'!. Well fucking done but you have left yourself nowhere to go,unless you're planning on waiting till Max cunting Clifford gets out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 It'll be Chris Evans next... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Or (Dr) Gillian McKeith so she could remind viewers to have a good old examination of their early morning shit. Fucking ginger witch. And anyhow, why isn't this re-branded as Good Morning England because lets face facts, who really gives a fuck about what's happening in Wales, Scotland or NI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Everything's relative, and Good Morning Britain - while obviously total fucking shit for brain dead mouth breathers - is still better then Good Morning Vietnam. Robin Williams was a cunt. (Oh, how I love the word "was" in that sentence!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 I prefer BBC in the morning because I am an establishment figure. I still think Jeremy Kyle is a knob and could do with shooting in the fucking face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: I prefer BBC in the morning because I am an establishment figure. I still think Jeremy Kyle is a knob and could do with shooting in the fucking face. Preferably by a blunderbuss stuffed with a sackful of various hammers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 On 28/03/2016 at 10:53 PM, neil298 said: I didn't think anyone could possibly out cunt Piers Morgan but I must offer ITV my congratulations in achieving the nigh impossible.Cunty Piers had a break so who do they get in? Jeremy 'cunty mc'cunt cunt Kyle'!. Well fucking done but you have left yourself nowhere to go,unless you're planning on waiting till Max cunting Clifford gets out You are one boring Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Why thank you,please douse yourself in petrol and light up a joint,don't forget to film it and post it online so we can all have a good laugh,cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 On 29 March 2016 at 1:07 PM, Cuntybaws said: Everything's relative, and Good Morning Britain - while obviously total fucking shit for brain dead mouth breathers - is still better then Good Morning Vietnam. Robin Williams was a cunt. (Oh, how I love the word "was" in that sentence!) You're correct. Good Morning Vietnam is shite, Robin Williams WAS shite. What an unfunny cunt. Zany! "Wacky!" He's such a "kook". You've spelt "cock" wrong you yank cunts. But but but Saturday Night Live etc etc. Fucking bollocks. Has he even done a properly good film, as in properly good and not either all emotional/dressing up/ acting like an arsehole? I can't think of fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You're correct. Good Morning Vietnam is shite, Robin Williams WAS shite. What an unfunny cunt. Zany! "Wacky!" He's such a "kook". You've spelt "cock" wrong you yank cunts. But but but Saturday Night Live etc etc. Fucking bollocks. Has he even done a properly good film, as in properly good and not either all emotional/dressing up/ acting like an arsehole? I can't think of fuck all. All comedians seem to like dressing up as women (excluding the "wimmin")... I wonder why that is...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: All comedians seem to like dressing up as women (excluding the "wimmin")... I wonder why that is...? As in, you're curious.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: As in, you're curious.... But you're fully out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: As in, you're curious.... But you're fully out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 It was such a shit line Ding, that it actually got better the second time you posted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 13 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You're correct. Good Morning Vietnam is shite, Robin Williams WAS shite. What an unfunny cunt. Zany! "Wacky!" He's such a "kook". You've spelt "cock" wrong you yank cunts. But but but Saturday Night Live etc etc. Fucking bollocks. Has he even done a properly good film, as in properly good and not either all emotional/dressing up/ acting like an arsehole? I can't think of fuck all. If it's Overcompensating Actor Top Trumps time, I'm ending it now by putting Jim Carrey on the table. (Yes, I've got the fucking cairds.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 If it's Shit Gurning Actor Top Trumps, then I'll put down Owen Wilson.... I think because the cunt hasn't had the decency to die (yet) that gives a bonus point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If it's Overcompensating Actor Top Trumps time, I'm ending it now by putting Jim Carrey on the table. (Yes, I've got the fucking cairds.) I'm struggling to retort with an even hammer cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 I`d like to nominate the hilarious comedy character in the BBC 3 "...we`ve moved online " trailer which has mercifully ceased. I don`t know his name but he`s obese with a heavily pockmarked face and looks like he lives in Rotherham. That cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: I`d like to nominate the hilarious comedy character in the BBC 3 "...we`ve moved online " trailer which has mercifully ceased. I don`t know his name but he`s obese with a heavily pockmarked face and looks like he lives in Rotherham. That cunt. What the fuck is this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If it's Overcompensating Actor Top Trumps time, I'm ending it now by putting Jim Carrey on the table. (Yes, I've got the fucking cairds.) Will Farrell and I raise you Jack Black! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Will Farrell and I raise you Jack Black! Hey, not fair, playing the double-ended joker. Good call re Jack, though. You'd need an industrial sandblaster to wipe off the shit-eating grin he sports in those godawful coffee adverts with George Clooney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 On 30/03/2016 at 10:53 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: You're correct. Good Morning Vietnam is shite, Robin Williams WAS shite. What an unfunny cunt. Zany! "Wacky!" He's such a "kook". You've spelt "cock" wrong you yank cunts. But but but Saturday Night Live etc etc. Fucking bollocks. Has he even done a properly good film, as in properly good and not either all emotional/dressing up/ acting like an arsehole? I can't think of fuck all. World according to Garp and 1 hour photo was good. Mork and Mindy was good for 1 series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Awakenings was pretty good. Marge Simpson was good in that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 56 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: I`d like to nominate the hilarious comedy character in the BBC 3 "...we`ve moved online " trailer which has mercifully ceased. I don`t know his name but he`s obese with a heavily pockmarked face and looks like he lives in Rotherham. That cunt. Have you been wanged off your mind on ketamine again, watching the same BBC video loop round and round on a black and white TV in the corner of your bedsit? Nightmarish to say the least. Just end it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 42 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Have you been wanged off your mind on ketamine again, watching the same BBC video loop round and round on a black and white TV in the corner of your bedsit? Nightmarish to say the least. Just end it all. Dunno Bill, seems like your heart wasn`t in that reply somehow...has Ting Tong rejected her new fanny again? If all else fails Bubbles will lend you his Fleshlight and you and him can double team it, it`ll just be like old times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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