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Hysterical parents who complained about the broadcasting of Watership Down

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Guest Bill Stickers

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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/watership-down-parents-left-horrified-as-1978-animated-film-traumatises-children-on-easter-sunday-a6956061.html

The Bill Stickers step by step guide to watching children's television without being a pathetic knob jockey:

1. Before viewing, make sure to get a firm fucking grip. 

2. If you cannot manage to get a grip for any reason, turn off the television if the content is not to your liking.

3. If Watership Down, or the concept that animals die, deeply offends you, drink bleach immediately. 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/watership-down-parents-left-horrified-as-1978-animated-film-traumatises-children-on-easter-sunday-a6956061.html

The Bill Stickers step by step guide to watching children's television without being a pathetic knob jockey:

1. Before viewing, make sure to get a firm fucking grip. 

2. If you cannot manage to get a grip for any reason, turn off the television if the content is not to your liking.

3. If Watership Down, or the concept that animals die, deeply offends you, drink bleach immediately. 

 

 

pile of Hraka

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Fucks sake,how much cotton wool do they need to wrap their little fuckers up in?

Or could they of been complaining about that shite Bright eyes song which was written by Mike Batt who wrote The Wombles song.

Could he be the original Cock Womble?

 

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Earl of Punkape

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10 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/watership-down-parents-left-horrified-as-1978-animated-film-traumatises-children-on-easter-sunday-a6956061.html

The Bill Stickers step by step guide to watching children's television without being a pathetic knob jockey:

1. Before viewing, make sure to get a firm fucking grip. 

2. If you cannot manage to get a grip for any reason, turn off the television if the content is not to your liking.

3. If Watership Down, or the concept that animals die, deeply offends you, drink bleach immediately. 

 

 

You could drink drain cleaner yourself then silly,boring noms such as this wouldn't be posted.

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1 minute ago, Punkape said:

You could drink drain cleaner yourself then silly,boring noms such as this wouldn't be posted.

I agree...what this site needs is more Noms about Cufflinks or supermarkets....well said Pinkape.

Have you ever considered letting a Hrududu running over you...you would enjoy it believe me. 

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13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/watership-down-parents-left-horrified-as-1978-animated-film-traumatises-children-on-easter-sunday-a6956061.html

The Bill Stickers step by step guide to watching children's television without being a pathetic knob jockey:

1. Before viewing, make sure to get a firm fucking grip. 

2. If you cannot manage to get a grip for any reason, turn off the television if the content is not to your liking.

3. If Watership Down, or the concept that animals die, deeply offends you, drink bleach immediately. 

 

 

Any decent parent will have bought their kiddies a sensible starter rifle like a .22lr or better still , a .17rem, the better for the kiddies to demolish rabbits at 300 yards to uproarious laughter and back - slapping, hence diffusing this do gooding soft shite attitude.

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2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

The youth of today have to toughen up. Perhaps we should arrange a trip to an abattoir.

Not allowed - and they call it a "Bovine University" now. Where the animals graduate to our plates.

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6 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You should try throwing yourself in front of a car transporter.

lol.

that's the benefits of a good education and being able to read, Its a pity you have not read Richard Adams classic ...it might have broadened your horizons and kept you from looking at body building magazines.  

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2 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

that's the benefits of a good education and being able to read, Its a pity you have not read Richard Adams classic ...it might have broadened your horizons and kept you from looking at body building magazines.  

Is that a euphemism for gay porn?

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8 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

that's the benefits of a good education and being able to read, Its a pity you have not read Richard Adams classic ...it might have broadened your horizons and kept you from looking at body building magazines.  

I eat Rabbits but don't particularly want to read such nonsense.

i suppose you read the Beano aswell.

lol.

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9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Is that a euphemism for gay porn?

I am sorry I don't know  

 

2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

I eat Rabbits but don't particularly want to read such nonsense.

i suppose you read the Beano aswell.

lol.

I did not realise that Aldi sold rabbit meat Pinky.

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Just now, Bubbles said:

Go on, Mike. That's the spirit. 

I don't know, if I get any more offensive I might tell someone to drink bleach, that would just be too fucking bonkers and on the edge.

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