Decimus Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, southerncunt said: Punkers went to school? Must have been just to eat his fucking lunch. He was the official toast rack at Eton. The hot buttered slices were firmly wedged between his arse cheeks every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: He was the official toast rack at Eton. The hot buttered slices were firmly wedged between his arse cheeks every morning. More like the bicycle rack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: Your syntax, vocabulary and knowledge of grammar is an absolute fucking disgrace and an indictment of the public school system. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 3 hours ago, scotty said: Even you baws, with your borderline autism, ocd and computer skills couldn't possibly reproduce the sheer, unmitigated fuckwittery that was wad. It simply can't be done. That was the gold standard of idiocy; others have tried and failed to live down to it, but let's face it, even prof b looked like a fucking genius compared to helen. Whats this ocd you fuckign bellend i'm eductaed to degree level and I GOT THE ADVANCED DICKHEAD!!!!! Nah, you're right Scotty, I feel dirty just typing that one sentence. Never go full retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Poof, lick his arsehole any harder and you will be licking the back of his teeth you puss brained faggot. Ooh, a bit to the left ... aah, that's it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: He was the official toast rack at Eton. The hot buttered slices were firmly wedged between his arse cheeks every morning. "Hot crumpets burning his cheeks with shame..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Whats this ocd you fuckign bellend i'm eductaed to degree level and I GOT THE ADVANCED DICKHEAD!!!!! You are DingTheBore and I claim my threepenny bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You are DingTheBore and I claim my threepenny bit. Thrup'ny bit, you dozy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Thrup'ny bit, you dozy cunt. I do apologise for not dumbing down and speaking like a Yorkshire fucking idiot. Next time I want to insult you, I'll brush up on my CBeebies first so I can address you on your level. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm thinking of resurrecting the old Cuntwad ID in order to show them what true stupidity looked like. Bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 5 hours ago, scotty said: Even you baws, with your borderline autism, ocd and computer skills couldn't possibly reproduce the sheer, unmitigated fuckwittery that was wad. It simply can't be done. That was the gold standard of idiocy; others have tried and failed to live down to it, but let's face it, even prof b looked like a fucking genius compared to helen. She certainly was worth logging in for. She brought out the best in Frank and a few others. I wonder if she's still washing her husband's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: She certainly was worth logging in for. She brought out the best in Frank and a few others. I wonder if she's still washing her husband's cock. Must have been one dirty fucking cock if she's still at it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Must have been one dirty fucking cock if she's still at it... Ding, you sad sack of northern shit. Are we playing the provocative avatar game? If we are I'll change mine to a picture of the Brighton bombing. God save Ireland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Ding, you sad sack of northern shit. Are we playing the provocative avatar game? If we are I'll change mine to a picture of the Brighton bombing. God save Ireland. Why not go all out and make it Warrington? Or Omagh. "God save Ireland"? Dead kids say fuck your God and fuck your Ireland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Why not go all out and make it Warrington? Or Omagh "God save Ireland"? Dead kids say fuck your God and fuck your Ireland. The millions of Irish who died and had to emigrate because of British opression in Ireland say "Fuck your flag, fuck your country and fuck your queen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: The millions of Irish who died and had to emigrate because of British opression in Ireland say "Fuck your flag, fuck your country and fuck your queen." Leave Judge out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: The millions of Irish who died and had to emigrate because of British opression in Ireland say "Fuck your flag, fuck your country and fuck your queen." Not my flag, country, or queen. Where I went to school, they taught me to spell oppression. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Not my flag, country, or queen. Where I went to school, they taught me to spell oppression. It's my flag , and I say fuck youse all youse Cunts you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Not my flag, country, or queen. Where I went to school, they taught me to spell oppression. It's your flag, you have already insinuated that you do not agree with the SNP dogma of independence. So it's also your country if you agree with Scotland remaining part of the U.K. I know how to spell oppression, it was a slip of my heavy fingers. I'm not pedantic enough to double check and edit everything I post on this site, it's not my dissertation afterall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's your flag, you have already insinuated that you do not agree with the SNP dogma of independence. So it's also your country if you agree with Scotland remaining part of the U.K. I know how to spell oppression, it was a slip of my heavy fingers. I'm not pedantic enough to double check and edit everything I post on this site, it's not my dissertation afterall. Good job it isn't. Perfumed ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's your flag, you have already insinuated that you do not agree with the SNP dogma of independence. So it's also your country if you agree with Scotland remaining part of the U.K. I know how to spell oppression, it was a slip of my heavy fingers. I'm not pedantic enough to double check and edit everything I post on this site, it's not my dissertation afterall. Just checking, but has strong drink perhaps been taken during today's celebrations of the birth of a rather shit nation? Only I'd hate to waste my time arguing with someone who's not firing on all cylinders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just checking, but has strong drink perhaps been taken during today's celebrations of the birth of a rather shit nation? Only I'd hate to waste my time arguing with someone who's not firing on all cylinders. You racist, stereotyping cunt... The answer of course is yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Ding, you sad sack of northern shit. Are we playing the provocative avatar game? If we are I'll change mine to a picture of the Brighton bombing. God save Ireland. Plastic Paddy, at least you still live in a bogridden shit hole like your ancestors, pity you didn't drown in them.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: "Hot crumpets burning his cheeks with shame..." I didn't go to Eton. Did you go to a traveller school ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: The millions of Irish who died and had to emigrate because of British opression in Ireland say "Fuck your flag, fuck your country and fuck your queen." You're knowledge of Irish history is appalling. Do some research knob-jockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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