Guest DrCunt Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: Run Cuntybaws.exe/F.T.P. Run Cuntybaws.exe/ Generate obscure cultural reference. Run Cuntybaws.exe/Wank furiously over framed and signed Ian Paisley photograph. “I'm not going to waste anymore time arguing with you” - lol “Have the last word if you want” - lol “I won't bother reading it“ - lol “Grow up” - lol, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: “I'm not going to waste anymore time arguing with you” - lol “Have the last word if you want” - lol “I won't bother reading it“ - lol “Grow up” - lol, lol. Give it a fucking rest, "Trivia" Newton-John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: Give it a fucking rest, "Trivia" Newton-John. Ooh, call the burns ward! I've had creepy stalkers follow me from thread to thread before when they couldn't get the last word, and even their material was better than that. Have fun sharing the shallow end of the gene pool with Cuntwad and Patroller. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ooh, call the burns ward! I've had creepy stalkers follow me from thread to thread before when they couldn't get the last word, and even their material was better than that. Have fun sharing the shallow end of the gene pool with Cuntwad and Patroller. Conkers at dawn. Bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ooh, call the burns ward! I've had creepy stalkers follow me from thread to thread before when they couldn't get the last word, and even their material was better than that. Have fun sharing the shallow end of the gene pool with Cuntwad and Patroller. You are pathetic. I thought going after the mercurial Baws would be the equivalent of big game hunting on here. You're all hot air and piss though, and every answer you gives boils down to a Roopsesque "you're rubbish". If I'm so beneath your lofty talents, quantify it instead of bitching like a the little cunt who has had his arse spanked. Fuck me, even Ding gave more back than what you have so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Conkers at dawn. Bitches. Bawsey wouldn't go within 15 feet of me, Quince, so conkers are out of the question. His union jack pants and Quuen Elizabeth cock tattoo have got Catholic proximity alarms and electric charges, so he couldn't come anywhere near me. And thank fucking christ he can't, the stench of insecurity and piss after he got twatted in his youth by some Celtic supporting neds has followed him around for forty plus years. Edited March 28, 2016 by Decimus Baws, before you get your Calvinist cock in a twist, I'm aware that I have spelt Queen wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Bawsey wouldn't go within 15 feet of me, Quince, so conkers are out of the question. His union jack pants and Quuen Elizabeth cock tattoo have got Catholic proximity alarms and electric charges, so he couldn't come anywhere near me. And thank fucking christ he can't, the stench of insecurity and piss after he got twatted in his youth by some Celtic supporting neds has followed him around for forty plus years. Still, I think I could broker a horrible underground fight, both smeared in glue and rolled in broken glass, teeth sharpened and faces dyed blue... I'm not seeing any problems aside from possible lily livered cowardice from the combatants. I'm prepared to accept no comment as contractual acceptance and rely on this when booking a suitable dingy venue, by which I mean my lock up, rent invoice to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: You are pathetic. I thought going after the mercurial Baws would be the equivalent of big game hunting on here. You're all hot air and piss though, and every answer you gives boils down to a Roopsesque "you're rubbish". If I'm so beneath your lofty talents, quantify it instead of bitching like a the little cunt who has had his arse spanked. Fuck me, even Ding gave more back than what you have so far. Does it ever cross your mind that your children might benefit from a father who's present? No one cares about the stretched wife, but those poor kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: You are pathetic. I thought going after the mercurial Baws would be the equivalent of big game hunting on here. You're all hot air and piss though, and every answer you gives boils down to a Roopsesque "you're rubbish". If I'm so beneath your lofty talents, quantify it instead of bitching like a the little cunt who has had his arse spanked. Fuck me, even Ding gave more back than what you have so far. Your head's been hanging on my wall for the best part of a day now, but the message obviously hasn't reached your pea brain yet. There's a reason so many people tell you "you're rubbish" - have you guessed what it is yet? PS You don't actually know what mercurial means, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Does it ever cross your mind that your children might benefit from a father who's present? No one cares about the stretched wife, but those poor kids... Does it ever cross your mind that they don't exist? Or that I've not even got the slightest drop of Irish blood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Your head's been hanging on my wall for the best part of a day now, but the message obviously hasn't reached your pea brain yet. There's a reason so many people tell you "you're rubbish" - have you guessed what it is yet? PS You don't actually know what mercurial means, do you? Consider yourself lucky, he's been at me off and on for what seems like fucking weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Does it ever cross your mind that they don't exist? Or that I've not even got the slightest drop of Irish blood? I take it all at face value, decs.. naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I take it all at face value, decs.. naturally. He's played us for fools, Frank, that cursed Moriarty. We were no match for his untamed wit. I'm off now, never to return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: He's played us for fools, Frank, that cursed Moriarty. We were no match for his untamed wit. I'm off now, never to return. Are you doing a decimus, or have you surrendered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: PS You don't actually know what mercurial means, do you? Clever, lively and quick, as in one of the first things that appears on a google search, where you obtain most of the obscure bollocks you spout on here? You're right though, using it to describe you is completely off. You churn out the same plodding rubbish day by day, so you don't even meet its sub-definition of interchangeable. As for being told I'm rubbish, the only person who has ever said that is Frank, who obviously doesn't count. As for being pea-brained, I'm 100% certain I'm smarter than you, and your piss poor attempts to prove otherwise have completely failed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Are you doing a decimus, or have you surrendered? No surrender! Oh fuck, rumbled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, MikeD said: Consider yourself lucky, he's been at me off and on for what seems like fucking weeks. Keep out of this, pipsqueek... I want to see the Baws implode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: As for being pea-brained, I'm 100% certain I'm smarter than you, and your piss poor attempts to prove otherwise have completely failed. Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Clever, lively and quick, as in one of the first things that appears on a google search Oh bless, you looked it up. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic. It's been nice doing business with you, Baws. Bigot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Keep out of this, pipsqueek... I want to see the Baws implode. Evening fuck-face. Anything new or original to say to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's been nice doing business with you, Baws. Bigot. The pleasure was all mine, Decs. Bonsai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 32 minutes ago, Frank said: ... I want to see the Baws implode. You might want to rephrase that. Or perhaps not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 34 minutes ago, Frank said: I want to see the Baws implode. I'd quite like to see you run over by a steamroller whilst engulfed in burning napalm. I guess we can't all have what we want, minky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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