Ape™️ Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Driving home tonight, listening to some local radio station, I was delighted when "Won't Get Fooled Again" started booming from my car speakers. I was even more delighted when I realised it was the full version they were playing, one of my all-time favourite tracks. However, I was apoplectic with pure rage when the cunt DJ cut the song just a little bit short, missing the last final chords. Why couldn't the spastic wanker have just allowed it to end properly? Fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Get yourself a fucking iPod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Get yourself a fucking iPod. I've got several, but they have no control over radio broadcasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Cracking nom, this has tugged on my sack for years. Like an old nag being put out to pasture, I felt recently that I was of an age to migrate over to Radio 2. I lasted a morning after repeatedly smashing my fist into my own cock in frustration over that ginger cunt Evans incessantly talking over half of each and every song. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Get yourself a fucking iPod. How the fuck is he supposed to drive home on an iPod? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Cracking nom, this has tugged on my sack for years. Like an old nag being put out to pasture, I felt recently that I was of an age to migrate over to Radio 2. I lasted a morning after repeatedly smashing my fist into my own cock in frustration over that ginger cunt Evans incessantly talking over half of each and every song. Bad enough, but what's worse is that he will at no point tell you anything about the fucking song that's actually playing. Surely the whole point of having DJ's is that you don't have to Shazam the fucking song yourself? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Cracking nom, this has tugged on my sack for years. Like an old nag being put out to pasture, I felt recently that I was of an age to migrate over to Radio 2. I lasted a morning after repeatedly smashing my fist into my own cock in frustration over that ginger cunt Evans incessantly talking over half of each and every song. Radio 4 beckons... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Cracking nom, this has tugged on my sack for years. Like an old nag being put out to pasture, I felt recently that I was of an age to migrate over to Radio 2. I lasted a morning after repeatedly smashing my fist into my own cock in frustration over that ginger cunt Evans incessantly talking over half of each and every song. The ginger cunt is one of the worst talking-over-songs offenders. He often opens the mic, says something, then allows the song to resume, making you think he has shut the fuck up, only to utter some further fucking drivel a few seconds later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ape said: I've got several, but they have no control over radio broadcasts. 3 minutes ago, nocti said: How the fuck is he supposed to drive home on an iPod? Alternative suggestion. Get yourself a mains-powered radio and take it into the fucking bath after you get home. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Radio 4 beckons... I expect this is Pinkrapes favourite radio station. He'll be along shortly to tell us, no doubt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Alternative suggestion. Get yourself a mains-powered radio and take it into the fucking bath after you get home. Can't see how that's going to work either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ape said: I expect this is Pinkrapes favourite radio station. He'll be along shortly to tell us, no doubt. Way to sneak in an extra "r". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Cracking nom, this has tugged on my sack for years. Like an old nag being put out to pasture, I felt recently that I was of an age to migrate over to Radio 2. I lasted a morning after repeatedly smashing my fist into my own cock in frustration over that ginger cunt Evans incessantly talking over half of each and every song. If you've outgrown Radio One BBC 6Music is a better idea than going to Radio Two. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 48 minutes ago, Decimus said: Cracking nom, this has tugged on my sack for years. Like an old nag being put out to pasture, I felt recently that I was of an age to migrate over to Radio 2. I lasted a morning after repeatedly smashing my fist into my own cock in frustration over that ginger cunt Evans incessantly talking over half of each and every song. There's so much wrong with radio I cant even begin to list. But that is one thing that freezes my piss as well, is breakfast radio that seems to be the DJ and a roomful of idiots wasting music time by being fucking stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 45 minutes ago, Decimus said: Cracking nom, this has tugged on my sack for years. Like an old nag being put out to pasture, I felt recently that I was of an age to migrate over to Radio 2. I lasted a morning after repeatedly smashing my fist into my own cock in frustration over that ginger cunt Evans incessantly talking over half of each and every song. the evans cunt could sit motionless with held breath,not utter a single word for 10 hours solid or even fucking blink and he would still be a grade one cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Chris Evans yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: the evans cunt could sit motionless with held breath,not utter a single word for 10 hours solid or even fucking blink and he would still be a grade one cunt. ...and the fucking ginger cunt still somehow managed to fuck billie piper. Bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Chris Evans yesterday. Hopefully Chris Evans tommorrow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 I agree with Rick. Radio 6 is far superior to Radio 2. For starters that FUCKING CUNT JEREMY VINE is nowhere to be heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Try Absolute 80's. The only radio station for the more discerning Tenpole Tudor fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Try Radio Norwich. Yes, it really does exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 55 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I agree with Rick. Radio 6 is far superior to Radio 2. For starters that FUCKING CUNT JEREMY VINE is nowhere to be heard. I nommed the whiny voiced bugger before. He should be shafted out to Radio 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I nommed the whiny voiced bugger before. He should be shafted out to Radio 4 Can't we just bypass radio altogether and send him straight into a wood chipper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, nocti said: Can't we just bypass radio altogether and send him straight into a wood chipper? I don't see why not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 44 minutes ago, Ape said: I don't see why not. Motion unanimously passed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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