Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 This is about as downmarket as you can get.Nearly every cunt who attends these ridiculous events is a criminal,a feckless gambler,a thug or all 3. All the gambling is bent and the dogs themselves are often sabotaged by the handlers who stamp on their paws before they go in the starting cages. Drugs are rife amongst the dogs who are half-crazed with stimulatants and every cunt at the event either as a user or dealer. "The Dogs" twats only.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Drugs, alcohol, crime, gambling, animal cruelty... Whats not to like? Especially since you wouldnt be anywhere fucking near... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 39 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is about as downmarket as you can get.Nearly every cunt who attends these ridiculous events is a criminal,a feckless gambler,a thug or all 3. All the gambling is bent and the dogs themselves are often sabotaged by the handlers who stamp on their paws before they go in the starting cages. Drugs are rife amongst the dogs who are half-crazed with stimulatants and every cunt at the event either as a user or dealer. "The Dogs" twats only.. I hate to say it but I have to agree with Pinkape here......all these things stated are rife and it is a cruel and corrupt environment...another vile fact is that the dogs are heartlessly discarded if the are not consistent winners or are aging. However I could forgive all of this but incredibly the people who turn up at these events are invariably wearing ties which can generate more static than a van de graaf generator and the last time I went I could not have located a set of cufflinks if my life depended on it. Disgusting and inexcusable state of affairs. Good Nom Pinky and give yourself another lol . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 The Cheltenham Festival for chavs and pikeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, MikeD said: The Cheltenham Festival for chavs and pikeys. The Footballers got banned. Excellent. Useless cunts can't even get lashed up properly. Dirty bastards. The social climbers,nouveau-riches and chavs stand out a mile. You just ignore them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 A nomination that hasn't been relevant since the 1970s. Nice one fuck nugget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: A nomination that hasn't been relevant since the 1970s. Nice one fuck nugget. I'll settle for anything that doesn't mention fucking Tesco or Asda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: A nomination that hasn't been relevant since the 1970s. Nice one fuck nugget. What do you mean "not relevant since the 70's ?" Cunts are still heavily involved in this nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 A good nom. dog racing is for cunts. The horses is where any modern gent gambler should be, a members enclosure only. The Grandstand is for cunts that shop at Tesco and play the oboe. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 41 minutes ago, luke swarm said: LlI hate to say it but I have to agree with Pinkape here......all these things stated are rife and it is a cruel and corrupt environment...another vile fact is that the dogs are heartlessly discarded if the are not consistent winners or are aging. However I could forgive all of this but incredibly the people who turn up at these events are invariably wearing ties which can generate more static than a van de graaf generator and the last time I went I could not have located a set of cufflinks if my life depended on it. Disgusting and inexcusable state of affairs. Good Nom Pinky and give yourself another lol . You obsequious grovelling twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You obsequious grovelling twat. thank you sir...may I have another lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 The dogs? Who goes to the fucking dogs these days? All the dog tracks have been closed down and the land sold off for 'Luxury apartments.' Which gives me an idea for a nom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 58 minutes ago, MikeD said: The Cheltenham Festival for chavs and pikeys. I used to get dragged along to Catford every Friday and and saturday nights when I was a kid with my brothers. I remember a lot of noise,smoke and beer. I picked up a lot of sayings that got my legs slapped by my mum and from the teachers at school when I uttered them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 13 hours ago, Punkape said: This is about as downmarket as you can get. Oh, I think the bar can be set a little bit lower - ay, chihuahua! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh, I think the bar can be set a little bit lower - ay, chihuahua! Is that Mrs. Roops in track four? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 57 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is that Mrs. Roops in track four? Has it got a string hanging out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 15 hours ago, Punkape said: What do you mean "not relevant since the 70's ?" Cunts are still heavily involved in this nonsense. What is your source material? Penny dreadfuls from the seaside arcade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: What is your source material? The hushed whispers emanating from a wetherspoon's glory hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: The hushed whispers emanating from a wetherspoon's glory hole. Ah yes, I heard his father used to make a young master PunkApe wait outside the stall, while he entertained the working class boys. That was until his mother the Dutchess of Cunt County found out and left the household. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 16 hours ago, luke swarm said: thank you sir...may I have another lol I'll give you one Luke. And here's a lol as well. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 43 minutes ago, Decimus said: The hushed whispers emanating from a wetherspoon's glory hole. Weatherspoons are doing gloryholes in your locality Decimus......what an enlightened place Norfolk is...round here they just sell nearly out of date beer and microwaved pie and chips to those unfortunates about to be made homeless. I really must book a holiday for one in the broads this year to errr umm sample the local ale and cuisine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 On March 20, 2016 at 2:52 PM, Punkape said: This is about as downmarket as you can get.Nearly every cunt who attends these ridiculous events is a criminal,a feckless gambler,a thug or all 3. All the gambling is bent and the dogs themselves are often sabotaged by the handlers who stamp on their paws before they go in the starting cages. Drugs are rife amongst the dogs who are half-crazed with stimulatants and every cunt at the event either as a user or dealer. "The Dogs" twats only.. Do you bother to utilize your "extensive resources" to make changes? I do happen to agree anybody who frequents these deplorable events crosses a boundary into new depths of utter cuntery, doing fuck all about except braying on and on here is hardly a progressive course of action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 26 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Do you bother to utilize your "extensive resources" to make changes? I do happen to agree anybody who frequents these deplorable events crosses a boundary into new depths of utter cuntery, doing fuck all about except braying on and on here is hardly a progressive course of action. What would you propose? A Bataclan type assault or maybe the aerial napalming of a meeting followed by full scale atrocities upon any wounded or survivors...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: What would you propose? A Bataclan type assault or maybe the aerial napalming of a meeting followed by full scale atrocities upon any wounded or survivors...... easy stages son, easy stages A strongly worded letter to the council first........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: easy stages son, easy stages A strongly worded letter to the council first........ preferably smeared in excrement... whether it's yours or the dogs very much depends on what kind of message you want to send... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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