Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 I was in Brighton yesterday .. I could not help wonder what really happened to Catwoman and also someone from my early days here who was called Hove Port Authority. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: I was in Brighton yesterday .. I could not help wonder what really happened to Catwoman and also someone from my early days here who was called Hove Port Authority. ?? You should have called by! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 I thought this nom was about what happened to blokes who shagged Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 What a load of arse shag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I was in Brighton yesterday .. I could not help wonder what really happened to Catwoman and also someone from my early days here who was called Hove Port Authority. ?? I have no idea what you are going on about Milady.......I can only assume its about the old days when the corner was much... much funnier and we could all leave our front doors open. Jumpers for goalposts. Those days are gone, the corner can be a lonely place and its cunt or be cunted now I am afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 There will always be a fairly high churn rate on a forum like this. I think the stringent registration policy on the Corner is what keeps the membership numbers down more than anything. By the time half of the cunts who sign up here have been approved 3 days later, they've probably lost interest. With the death of the guest forum, perhaps its time to relax the visa policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: I have no idea what you are going on about Milady.......I can only assume its about the old days when the corner was much... much funnier and we could all leave our front doors open. Jumpers for goalposts. Those days are gone, the corner can be a lonely place and its cunt or be cunted now I am afraid. I was just reminiscing about my childhood earlier, oh those heady days of nicking someones garden gates and swapping them with the cunts down the road... ..the Old Bill, fat cunt, trying to chase us across fields in the dead of night.... falling over, laughing so hard it hurt, hearing him shouting like Blakey I'll get you, you little bastards!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: I was just reminiscing about my childhood earlier, oh those heady days of nicking someones garden gates and swapping them with the cunts down the road... ..the Old Bill, fat cunt, trying to chase us across fields in the dead of night.... falling over, laughing so hard it hurt, hearing him shouting like Blakey I'll get you, you little bastards!!!! This is CC , not fucking 'All Our Yesterdays' you soppy cunt . Get a grip , lay off the sauce and up your game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 You were lucky mate......we had no fields and few people had gates as the front door opened onto the street. The coppers were as hard as fucking nails as well as completely corrupt , they gave you a good hiding before taking you home for hiding no 2 from the old man. Smethwick in the 60s and 70s was a complete turd crusted shithole.....and to be honest the place has not improved. There were not even any kestrels that could be caught and tamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: You were lucky mate......we had no fields and few people had gates as the front door opened onto the street. The coppers were as hard as fucking nails as well as completely corrupt , they gave you a good hiding before taking you home for hiding no 2 from the old man. Smethwick in the 60s and 70s was a complete turd crusted shithole.....and to be honest the place has not improved. There were not even any kestrels that could be caught and tamed. First Ding and now you Swarm , what the fuck is going on here. Get a grip . Drink some good French beer and forget about anything north of Watford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: First Ding and now you Swarm , what the fuck is going on here. Get a grip . Drink some good French beer and forget about anything north of Watford. actually Scrotes, my kids have just come back from skiing in Andorra......brought me a bottle of Ricard pastis back, so looks like a good evening ahead. Its pretty good stuff and I had gallons of it when I was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 I agree with Withers, what the fuck is this shit about? Reminds me of that Python sketch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Luke started it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 55 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: There will always be a fairly high churn rate on a forum like this. I think the stringent registration policy on the Corner is what keeps the membership numbers down more than anything. By the time half of the cunts who sign up here have been approved 3 days later, they've probably lost interest. With the death of the guest forum, perhaps its time to relax the visa policy. And you've got Trump as your pic, bit of a contradiction there, he wouldn't be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: And you've got Trump as your pic, bit of a contradiction there, he wouldn't be happy. It's probably something to do with shitting. Trump before you dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: actually Scrotes, my kids have just come back from skiing in Andorra......brought me a bottle of Ricard pastis back, so looks like a good evening ahead. Its pretty good stuff and I had gallons of it when I was there. Pastis is for poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Pastis is for poofs. Just come out and say it, if that is your favourite tipple.........you fucking poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 10 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Just come out and say it, if that is your favourite tipple.........you fucking poof Another rear gunner..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 14 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I was in Brighton yesterday .. I could not help wonder what really happened to Catwoman and also someone from my early days here who was called Hove Port Authority. ?? I meet up with HPA regularly. Funnily enough he enquired about you and Catwoman last week. He's one of those blokes who thinks that footballers, men who wear vests and smoke filter-tipped cigarettes are "friends of Dorothy". Socialists and European integrationists are either fifth columnists or require psychiatric treatment. The fact that I've had to drive him home from A&E only twice is a miracle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 15 hours ago, luke swarm said: I have no idea what you are going on about Milady.......I can only assume its about the old days when the corner was much... much funnier and we could all leave our front doors open. Jumpers for goalposts. Those days are gone, the corner can be a lonely place and its cunt or be cunted now I am afraid. Yeah, cat would love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 12 hours ago, Punkape said: Pastis is for poofs. I meant the aniseed flavoured beverage.....and not the Ginsters variety full of unmentionable bits that you habitually munch in you bedsit Pinkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 I think they're all still here, just under one or more new ID's. Right Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 23 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I was in Brighton yesterday .. I could not help wonder what really happened to Catwoman and also someone from my early days here who was called Hove Port Authority. ?? Catwoman got banned, didn't she? I seem to recall a post where she told admin to fuck off, he got a strop on and handed her a permaban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: Catwoman got banned, didn't she? I seem to recall a post where she told admin to fuck off, he got a strop on and handed her a permaban. She kept banging on about coming off and going back on the Citalopram. She was full of shit and thought she was top cunt here I for one am glad she got kicked. What as it she used to say? "Here is like the Hotel California,You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave! " Seems Admin packed her bags for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 She had such complete and utter loathing of fat cunts that I used to wonder if she was once a bit of a chubster herself. She had no time for misogynists either - she must really have fucking hated Bernard Manning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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