Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Adele is headlining. Do us a favour and pass the bleach.... and rope... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 this Glastonbury thing seems descending into extreme conformity......did they not lead with that planet sized Cunt, Kanye West last year? Expensive and full of rich cunts in luxury tents or teepees as they call them now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 16 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: On that subject, I went to see the quack last week complaining that one minute I feel like a big-top, the next like a teepee. Not to worry, relax was his reply......you're too tense. I think that warrants 24 in the cooler......and no loitering with in tent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest MikeD Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 58 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: On that subject, I went to see the quack last week complaining that one minute I feel like a big-top, the next like a teepee. Not to worry, relax was his reply......you're too tense. I liked that....but I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: this Glastonbury thing seems descending into extreme conformity......did they not lead with that planet sized Cunt, Kanye West last year? Expensive and full of rich cunts in luxury tents or teepees as they call them now. The best thing about it now seems to be what they call the legends slot. They've had Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers, Neil Diamond, I wouldn't go and see the rest of it if they held it in my fucking garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, MikeD said: The best thing about it now seems to be what they call the legends slot. They've had Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers, Neil Diamond, I wouldn't go and see the rest of it if they held it in my fucking garden. Fucking hell Mike , Kenny Cunting Rogers , are you unwell ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fucking hell Mike , Kenny Cunting Rogers , are you unwell ?. Guilty as charged, your honour. I fucking love country music, not that modern shit like Garth Brooks and those kinds of cunts but the older stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Didn't that Jacko moan about his tent being burnt there by scousers in the '90s. As usual they fucked up and didn't burn the snivelling Arab loving cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: Guilty as charged, your honour. I fucking love country music, not that modern shit like Garth Brooks and those kinds of cunts but the older stuff. You do not have to defend your taste in music , as poor as it is. I only enquired about your health out of genuine concern because of late you have been somewhat wanting in the 'Boring Noms' department . Now fuck off , I want to listen to my Boney M album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: You do not have to defend your taste in music , as poor as it is. I only enquired about your health out of genuine concern because of late you have been somewhat wanting in the 'Boring Noms' department . Now fuck off , I want to listen to my Boney M album. That could be a compliment or a cunting. Good work, you fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: That could be a compliment or a cunting. Good work, you fucker. Well I feel you are in for a good cunting from Bill anyway. Admitting that you like country and western is a monumental gaff on the same level as silly old Drewpy admitting he lives in a bungalow . Wait for it Mike , it will come. Not from me , I am too polite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Properkhunt said: On that subject, I went to see the quack last week complaining that one minute I feel like a big-top, the next like a teepee. Not to worry, relax was his reply......you're too tense. Properkhunt you cunt,I've already pulled you up this week about poor quality jokes. Stop it. Stop it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 12 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Well I feel you are in for a good cunting from Bill anyway. Admitting that you like country and western is a monumental gaff on the same level as silly old Drewpy admitting he lives in a bungalow . Wait for it Mike , it will come. Not from me , I am too polite. Oh no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: this Glastonbury thing seems descending into extreme conformity......did they not lead with that planet sized Cunt, Kanye West last year? Expensive and full of rich cunts in luxury tents or teepees as they call them now. the difference being that listening to Kanye makes me want to kill him, listening to Adele makes me want to kill myself.... Add your own bleach comments as you see fit... 1 hour ago, MikeD said: The best thing about it now seems to be what they call the legends slot. They've had Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers, Neil Diamond, I wouldn't go and see the rest of it if they held it in my fucking garden. ELO this year, possibly the best band there when you look at the other shit on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 20 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ELO this year, possibly the best band when you look at the other shit on. Probably only one member of the original ELO. Nearly as many reincarnations as that mega cunt David Van Day and Dollar. Not like my favourites, Peters and Lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Properkhunt said: On that subject, I went to see the quack last week complaining that one minute I feel like a big-top, the next like a teepee. Not to worry, relax was his reply......you're too tense. Shall I get your coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Guilty as charged, your honour. I fucking love country music, not that modern shit like Garth Brooks and those kinds of cunts but the older stuff. What songs about murdering the wife because she's being unfaithful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: . Not like my favourites, Peters and Lee. There we go Manky , at last we have something in common , I liked Peters & Lee . You must like Chas & Dave then , a good old 'knees up' Cockney duo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: There we go Manky , at last we have something in common , I liked Peters & Lee . You must like Chas & Dave then , a good old 'knees up' Cockney duo I don't like Peter's and Lee or Chas and Dave. It is what is called Socratic Irony. Now you think I am a thick twat and will underestimate me, leaving you vulnerable to my immense intellect. Vanessa Paradise, Charles Aznavour and Plastic fucking Bertrand. Some musical pedigree you fucking Frenck pricks have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 I wouldn't have thought it possible to insult the musical contribution of the French nation any more than it deserved, but you've managed it. Bertrand's a Belgian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What songs about murdering the wife because she's being unfaithful? Yeah, but just after the dog died and some cunt stole the car and burgled the house. Uplifting stuff. Yeehaaaa!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Bertrand's a Belgian. Looks French. Sounds French, and he's a cunt. Close enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: I don't like Peter's and Lee or Chas and Dave. It is what is called Socratic Irony. Now you think I am a thick twat and will underestimate me, leaving you vulnerable to my immense intellect. Vanessa Paradise, Charles Aznavour and Plastic fucking Bertrand. Some musical pedigree you fucking Frenck pricks have. Oi cunt... don't malign Mlle Paradis... 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Yeah, but just after the dog died and some cunt stole the car and burgled the house. Uplifting stuff. Yeehaaaa!!! I thought the car got reposessed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Snatch said: Properkhunt you cunt,I've already pulled you up this week about poor quality jokes. Stop it. Stop it now. I agree...that's Mikes Job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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