Ape™️ Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Just been watching an interesting programme about stars and super novas, and the distances to some of these objects astronomers casually band around just blow my mind. A single light year - travelling at 186,000 miles per second, for a year, is an almost incomprehensibly vast distance. Some of the objects being observed were hundreds of millions of light years away. Fucking staggeringly huge distances - more than my cunt brain can imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Still quicker than getting round the M25 on a Bank Holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 "We are 12 billion light years from the edge." More like 14 but that didn't scan, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Having already reached the edge of the solar system in just 40-odd years, Voyager 1 would take another 76,000 years to reach the nearest star to the Sun, Proxima Centauri. If it was pointing in the right direction Which it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, Ape said: Just been watching an interesting programme about stars and super novas, and the distances to some of these objects astronomers casually band around just blow my mind. A single light year - travelling at 186,000 miles per second, for a year, is an almost incomprehensibly vast distance. Some of the objects being observed were hundreds of millions of light years away. Fucking staggeringly huge distances - more than my cunt brain can imagine. But where did it get you cunt , you were stuck in front of the tv. 186K miles a second my arse. It has taken me 20 minutes to walk 1.5 km from my local bar after consuming copious amounts of great FRENCH beer. Get your cunt brain around that math tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: But where did it get you cunt , you were stuck in front of the tv. 186K miles a second my arse. It has taken me 20 minutes to walk 1.5 km from my local bar after consuming copious amounts of great FRENCH beer. Get your cunt brain around that math tosser. its fucking miles not km we use here you Roquefort sniffing wankstain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Having already reached the edge of the solar system in just 40-odd years, Voyager 1 would take another 76,000 years to reach the nearest star to the Sun, Proxima Centauri. If it was pointing in the right direction Which it isn't. And after 76,000 years, in universal distance terms, it will have almost not moved at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: But where did it get you cunt , you were stuck in front of the tv. 186K miles a second my arse. It has taken me 20 minutes to walk 1.5 km from my local bar after consuming copious amounts of great FRENCH beer. Get your cunt brain around that math tosser. I think you may be in a wormhole, scroty old chum. Or in some other kind of hole unknown to astronomers but perhaps more familiar to proctologists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: But where did it get you cunt , you were stuck in front of the tv. 186K miles a second my arse. It has taken me 20 minutes to walk 1.5 km from my local bar after consuming copious amounts of great FRENCH beer. Get your cunt brain around that math tosser. I didn't really expect a thick alcoholic waster like you to contribute anything worthwhile to this nom. Let's face it, you've yet to contribute anything worthwhile to any nom. Fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I think you may be in a wormhole, scroty old chum. Or in some other kind of hole unknown to astronomers but perhaps more familiar to proctologists. Nothing wrong with a wormhole Baws old chum , at least its very small ,tight and wet , unlike Judge The Worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: And after 76,000 years, in universal distance terms, it will have almost not moved at all. It'd be a cunt if it got there and realised it had forgotten something and had to come back for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ape said: And after 76,000 years, in universal distance terms, it will have almost not moved at all. What , a bit like your missus when you are porking her ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: What , a bit like your missus when you are porking her ? Yes, exactly like that! You're a very, very funny man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Yes, exactly like that! You're a very, very funny man! As long as I am appreciated , that's all the reward I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It'd be a cunt if it got there and realised it had forgotten something and had to come back for it. What like gloves? Because I'm always forgetting my gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 8 hours ago, Ape said: Just been watching an interesting programme about stars and super novas, and the distances to some of these objects astronomers casually band around just blow my mind. A single light year - travelling at 186,000 miles per second, for a year, is an almost incomprehensibly vast distance. Some of the objects being observed were hundreds of millions of light years away. Fucking staggeringly huge distances - more than my cunt brain can imagine. These are just the sort of distances anyone should put between your wife's rancid crotch and themselves. Maybe Tesco will eventually do manned space flights and you and your ghastly wife can fly "cattle class" to Pluto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: These are just the sort of distances anyone should put between your wife's rancid crotch and themselves. Maybe Tesco will eventually do manned space flights and you and your ghastly wife can fly "cattle class" to Pluto. You would still be able to get a whiff back on planet earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second in Britain and 300,000 km per hour in France. No wonder they keep losing wars, have hairy women and drink shit beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: These are just the sort of distances anyone should put between your wife's rancid crotch and themselves. Maybe Tesco will eventually do manned space flights and you and your ghastly wife can fly "cattle class" to Pluto. Your references to my wife are becoming tiresome now. Change the record you childish little fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What like gloves? Because I'm always forgetting my gloves. Yes love,their gloves and probably their make up mirror as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 34 minutes ago, Manky said: The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second in Britain and 300,000 km per hour in France. No wonder they keep losing wars, have hairy women and drink shit beer. It would seem they're not the only ones to have hairy women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Maybe Tesco will eventually do manned space flights and you and your ghastly wife can fly "cattle class" to Pluto. As much as I hate to admit it, you can be a funny cunt sometimes. Law of averages I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: As much as I hate to admit it, you can be a funny cunt sometimes. Law of averages I suppose. Well that's over for another 76,000 years then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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