Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 On the advice of Frank, I tried to kill myself last night. I won't be trying that again - I nearly fucking died! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 Which method did you attempt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 I tried death by chocolate but it just gave me a tummy ache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 10 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I tried to kill myself last night. Try harder you stupid cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 May I suggest you give it another more thorough go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Chin up Bill. Death is all we have left to live for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Maybe Bill's a g-g-g-ghost! Scooby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 As it said on my school reports 'must try harder' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: As it said on my school reports 'must try harder' Was that before or after you got sent to the borstal to be fucked silly by the local choir master? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: As it said on my school reports 'must try harder' Same as the reports your missus gives you.... bad-a-BOOM!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Same as the reports your missus gives you.... bad-a-BOOM!!!! Fucking pillock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Fucking pillock. I think that was a quote from her report last month... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 15 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I think that was a quote from her report last month... You fucking double dipped, spunk bubble blowing, shandy sipping pillock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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