Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Keep fucking still you annoying cunts. Yes, i'm talking about you wankers that have to drum their fingers on the desk, jingle a pocket full of change or worst of all persistently click a retractable ball point pen. Fucking arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 A friend of mine sits there crossed legged and swings her leg up and down which annoys me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A friend of mine sits there crossed legged and swings her leg up and down which annoys me. Sounds like a right fucking irritating bitch. Lets hope her crossed legs lead to an embolism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 What if they fidget like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 I hate cunts who can't keep there fingers still and type endless shite on their computers/tablets/mobiles. Like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 22 minutes ago, Manky said: I hate cunts who can't keep there fingers still and type endless shite on their computers/tablets/mobiles. Like me. Idon'tknowwhatyoumean,haventgotacluewhoyouaretalkingabout,mustbetalkingaboutsomeothercunts,youcunt. *fucking hell, it's hard to type and NOT hit the spacebar.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 I knew someone who used to bounce one of those stress balls off the wall beside his desk. He used to until I grabbed it and threw it out of the window. You're not Steve McQueen sitting in the cooler in the Great Escape you fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Parkinson's disease is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Add in 'tuneless whistling' and you have the full driving-me-fucking-mental blueprint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 On 08/03/2016 at 11:14 AM, Manky said: I hate cunts who can't keep there fingers still and type endless shite on their computers/tablets/mobiles. Like me. Whereas I fucking love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I remember the scene from So I married an axe murderer where the cop's in the car racing to save Mike Myers character and he's drumming his fingers on the dash. The driver complains and the cop asks him if it is bothering him to which the driver replies"No. It's one of my favourite things". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Don't forget the cunts who who can't stop bouncing their leg as if they're John fucking Bonham banging out a bass drum solo. Have a coffee relax you annoying bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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