Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 ...returning to topic, if it's all the same to you lot: What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: ...returning to topic, if it's all the same to you lot: What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society. Was it South Africa's first racially mixed swimming pool? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was it South Africa's first racially mixed swimming pool? Yes. Egusi aka Egwusi Soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 11 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m sure I read somewhere that an obese person has been found in the US. Maybe not. LOL I think I read something about him. From Wisconsin or Minnesota or somewhere like that. One of those states where they eat a lot of cheese and stay inside most of the year because it's always so freezing ass cold and snowed under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 36 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I think I read something about him. From Wisconsin or Minnesota or somewhere like that. One of those states where they eat a lot of cheese and stay inside most of the year because it's always so freezing ass cold and snowed under. Are you also a Nerd in your spare time too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Are you also a Nerd in your spare time too? Pretty much. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Pretty much. Why? It's just that you display all the characteristics of being one, that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 35 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's just that you display all the characteristics of being one, that's all. Oh, I see. I thought maybe you were asking me personal questions because you were trolling around, looking for a guy to engage in bumfoolery with. I was gonna tell you to go sniff around someone else's ass because I don't swing that way. But go ahead and fuck off all the same, faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Oh, I see. I thought maybe you were asking me personal questions because you were trolling around, looking for a guy to engage in bumfoolery with. I was gonna tell you to go sniff around someone else's ass because I don't swing that way. But go ahead and fuck off all the same, faggot. There you have it... Thought as much. You're a Nerd. One of 'The Four' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: There you have it... Thought as much. You're a Nerd. One of 'The Four' Yeah, but who is “Mr Brain”? It ain’t fucking you, that’s for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Yeah, but who is “Mr Brain”? It ain’t fucking you, that’s for sure. I've less brains than you've had out-of-date croissants, if that's what you mean... How are your grooming exploits at Tesco, going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 30 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I've less brains than you've had out-of-date croissants, if that's what you mean... How are your grooming exploits at Tesco, going? Doesn’t make sense i’m afraid. I can only assume you are mixing me up with some other cunt. Easily done, but I prefer abuse that specifically targets me. Still, we can’t have everything we want can we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 15 hours ago, King Billy said: Good Morning Panz. The Male youth in Ireland spent the 70’s and 80’s being rogered by the priesthood. The country now has a Prime Minister (Teashop) who’s fully signed up to all the bumfoolery lark and loves nothing more than a huge portion up his arse.So it’s no wonder that the male of the species over there has turned into a bunch of EU loving fairies, in stark contrast to the hard drinking, violent, unreasonable , “I’ll knock yer fecking block off” lunatics that we all knew and loved in the past. As for the English malaise, one can only assume that it’s a contagious condition and the Paddys must have brought it over when they came to bomb Guildford, Birmingham and Brighton etc. etc. Could be part of a cunning plan to get more action..women seem to be getting fatter so the lads stay slim..it probably explains how ya always seem to see a cleaning rod with a beard walking alongside a two seater leather sofa with lipstick Panzbaby 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: a cleaning rod with a beard walking alongside a two seater leather sofa with lipstick That's rather neatly worded panzer. Have a like. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Could be part of a cunning plan to get more action..women seem to be getting fatter so the lads stay slim..it probably explains how ya always seem to see a cleaning rod with a beard walking alongside a two seater leather sofa with lipstick Panzbaby I am noticing another variation, its the late teens/early 20s female covered in tattoos (female can be either fat or thin) accompanied by a boyfriend/husband totally devoid of tattoos, lad/bloke is often geeky looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) If I had a £ for every time somebody called me a racist, I'd have enough money for Bro' Darkie to rob me and for a Yid to pick up the coins as the Velcro-headed cunt run away... anyway, all of that is besides the point. What I meant to say was that I hate Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves, and if pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Rusky, then soveit. Oh, and before I go, what's a Syrian immigrant's favourite sport? Cross Country, which reminds me: Bro' darkie says to his Dr, "every time I fuck white pussy, my eyes hurt." Dr replies, "your allergic to pepper spray." Edited August 8, 2019 by 'eavensabove N/A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 20 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Could be part of a cunning plan to get more action..women seem to be getting fatter so the lads stay slim..it probably explains how ya always seem to see a cleaning rod with a beard walking alongside a two seater leather sofa with lipstick Panzbaby Any thoughts on vagina steaming? Its seems that a 62 years old Canadian woman had badly scalded herself doing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: Any thoughts on vagina steaming? Its seems that a 62 years old Canadian woman had badly scalded herself doing this. An ironing cunt, was she? Probably, creased piss-flaps. The bitch should have had it dry cleaned at her age. My late Aunt Mable, swore using moth balls for her dilapidated fanny. She took her secret to the grave with her. She never once explained how she got the Moth's legs open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 On 27/07/2019 at 10:59, scotty said: After committing a rape, I always carry a fire extinguisher. No one will stop me running if I'm carrying a fire extinguisher. Young Fred's downfall was rather ironical, if he had acted daft during the police interviews and used a computer printer rather than a crappy old typewriter he might have got away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 The Queen arrives at the pearly gates, goes through and bumps into Princess Diana. 'Hello deary, your looking lovely' the Queen says. 'Thank you', Diana responds. The Queen moves closer, leans in and squints - 'I must say, that's a remarkable hat your wearing, what is it? Is it one of Phillip Tracey's?'. 'It's a steering wheel, you blind old bat!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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