Neil Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 I thought this was the sick joke thread?......Oh wait,Frank and 'eavens......it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 58 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tut tut. Trying to get Eavens to spectacularly get himself coolered again. Bad Gyppo. I'm devastated Eric. I'd not even had the chance to play any of my trumps, and was quite looking forward to phases 4 - 19 There's nothing else for it. I'm sending the Cunt a can of Chum through the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 oh fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 After a particulary hard day at his trial Michael Jackson's carer suggested that he has a quite night in to help calm him down ready for the next day.'Why don't you get yourself a film Michael you like films'.'What a great idea!' says Michael ' Can we get Aladin?''Aren't you in enough trouble' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/17/2018 at 5:50 PM, Cuntybaws said: You're getting fucking well crucified here @Frank, what's the plan? Standby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Standby. I think the word you're looking for is "heel" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Standby. This had better be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 13 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: This had better be good. I do hope you haven't wagered anything important. Let down and disappointment are the only two things he's been good at lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: This had better be good. If there's anything I've learnt over the years, ape, it's knowing when one has received a final warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Frank said: If there's anything I've learnt over the years, ape, it's knowing when one has received a final warning. ‘Eavens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: If there's anything I've learnt over the years, ape, it's knowing when one has received a final warning. Like when your Turkish heroin dealing slumlords gave you the ultimatum to vacate your above kebab shop hovel to make way for another illegal brothel, lest they slit your stupid fucking throat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 21 hours ago, Frank said: Standby. Have you still got that Stifado avatar handy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you still got that Stifado avatar handy? I have 6 hours. Stand fucking by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Frank said: I have 6 hours. Stand fucking by. Frank, I discovered a new word to describe you today. It’s one if those brilliant words, where upon finding it, you just don’t know how you lived without it. Definition of Greekling archaic a small, insignificant, or contemptible Greek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 16 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Frank, I discovered a new word to describe you today. It’s one if those brilliant words, where upon finding it, you just don’t know how you lived without it. Definition of Greekling archaic a small, insignificant, or contemptible Greek That’ll earn you some long awaited likes, you creepy fucking queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 On 9/17/2018 at 2:28 PM, 'eavensabove said: No. It's Weimaraner. Definitely, Weimaraner. 'Eavens: in spite of being a complete idiot, I do admire your resilience. But this ongoing dog shit really is just so. All you're doing is demonstrating the extent to which Frank has gotten under your skin. He sent you into meltdown a couple of months ago, and assuming the time you've been image-editing with a Weimaraner, it looks as though a similar pattern is unfolding. Are you quite sure this place is healthy for you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 18 hours ago, Wolfie said: 'Eavens: in spite of being a complete idiot, I do admire your resilience. But this ongoing dog shit really is just so. All you're doing is demonstrating the extent to which Frank has gotten under your skin. He sent you into meltdown a couple of months ago, and assuming the time you've been image-editing with a Weimaraner, it looks as though a similar pattern is unfolding. Are you quite sure this place is healthy for you? Under my skin? What, THAT cunt. Once again you display all of the characteristics of being a 24 carat Buffoon. I've been enjoying every last minute of it, and that cunt Frank knows it. Your problem though, is that you know fuck all. A couple of months, you say? It's been going on now for decades and at his expense, not mine, you daffy-dullard, but you're too much of a prick to have noticed, and if wasn't for Weimaraner Jnr, being a spineless grass I'd be posting your so-called image-editing 20 to the dozen in the space of 10 minutes... Perhaps I will "image-edit" your good-self as a brain-dead Haddock morphed with the cretinous & sweaty limp-minded fartslice that you undoubtedly are. I've never been more healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Under my skin? What, THAT cunt. Once again you display all of the characteristics of being a 24 carat Buffoon. I've been enjoying every last minute of it, and that cunt Frank knows it. Your problem though, is that you know fuck all. A couple of months, you say? It's been going on now for decades and at his expense, not mine, you daffy-dullard, but you're too much of a prick to have noticed, and if wasn't for Weimaraner Jnr, being a spineless grass I'd be posting your so-called image-editing 20 to the dozen in the space of 10 minutes... Perhaps I will "image-edit" your good-self as a brain-dead Haddock morphed with the cretinous & sweaty limp-minded fartslice that you undoubtedly are. I've never been more healthy. Wolfie the Haddock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 I'm seeing a cockney piano duo in the pub tonight. Chas and Grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: I'm seeing a cockney piano duo in the pub tonight. Chas and Grave. Don't forget to take a piano, and ask for a partial refund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Wolfie the Haddock? I see him more as a sprat, myself. A mere tiddler within his world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Under my skin? What, THAT cunt. Once again you display all of the characteristics of being a 24 carat Buffoon. I've been enjoying every last minute of it, and that cunt Frank knows it. Your problem though, is that you know fuck all. A couple of months, you say? It's been going on now for decades and at his expense, not mine, you daffy-dullard, but you're too much of a prick to have noticed, and if wasn't for Weimaraner Jnr, being a spineless grass I'd be posting your so-called image-editing 20 to the dozen in the space of 10 minutes... Perhaps I will "image-edit" your good-self as a brain-dead Haddock morphed with the cretinous & sweaty limp-minded fartslice that you undoubtedly are. I've never been more healthy. I liked his "Dog shit" comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Frank said: Wolfie the Haddock? Coaxing children with sweets is clearly one of few skills bestowed upon you, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Coaxing children with sweets is clearly one of few skills bestowed upon you, Frank. Did you know that his young lad has a lazy eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 26 minutes ago, Frank said: Did you know that his young lad has a lazy eye. Is that right, aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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