Decimus Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Bristol company Coexist is introducing "Period Leave" for female members of staff if the poor lambs are finding it too difficult to sit at a desk whilst being "on" As if women weren't already a burden for their male colleagues who have to pick up extra work whilst they fuck off on generous maternity leave packages. Now any drama queen with a jam rag can fuck off willy-nilly for "suffering" a natural, monthly biological phenomenon. How the fuck are they going to enforce honesty on this one? By observing whether a woman is acting like a hysterical fucking lunatic in the workplace? That's a daily occurrence. Or are they going to ask for samples? Ridiculous fucking bollocks which will unfairly impact on male employees who have to cover whilst some cunt who thinks she's the only woman in history to have a menstrual cycle sits at home and stuffs her lazy fucking face with ice cream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bristol company Coexist is introducing "Period Leave" for female members of staff if the poor lambs are finding it too difficult to sit at a desk whilst being "on" As if women weren't already a burden for their male colleagues who have to pick up extra work whilst they fuck off on generous maternity leave packages. Now any drama queen with a jam rag can fuck off willy-nilly for "suffering" a natural, monthly biological phenomenon. How the fuck are they going to enforce honesty on this one? By observing whether a woman is acting like a hysterical fucking lunatic in the workplace? That's a daily occurrence. Or are they going to ask for samples? Ridiculous fucking bollocks which will unfairly impact on male employee's who have to cover whilst some cunt who thinks she's the only woman in history to have a menstrual cycle sits at home and stuffs her lazy fucking face with ice cream. I'm sure many male bosses will demand 'Spot' checks. Spot checks! See what I did there? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 There some women which genuinely have pains when they're on but here also,plenty of them who have no problem and just take the piss. Let have the time off but without pay,then you'll see who are genuine and who are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I bet young Ball Slackers is already onto this scam , dripping red ink on his panty liner and crying at his desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 As I understand it, Wimminz who spend a lot of time together start to synchronise periods. So wont hey all be off at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 The point of the scheme is like flexi time... they take a day off here, and work extra next week... Having worked in offices where 90% are women, I wish our lot had done that, some days were fucking unbearable if a certain few were on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The point of the scheme is like flexi time... they take a day off here, and work extra next week... Having worked in offices where 90% are women, I wish our lot had done that, some days were fucking unbearable if a certain few were on it... Fucking boring . Piss off and change your towel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 17 minutes ago, deebom said: As I understand it, Wimminz who spend a lot of time together start to synchronise periods. So wont hey all be off at the same time? That's actually true db. When I was at college I was the only bloke in a student house with 5 females, and after the first few months they were always up on blocks at the same time. They used to sit around moaning about period pains and send me down the shop for tampons and jamrags because none of them were up to going out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fucking boring . Piss off and change your towel Nope, the nom is shite because it doesn't even look at what it's nomming... (I guess he ripped it off the BBC news pages, it mentioned the "making up time in para 2 iirc) ....but then I should have know that with a deebom nom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 16 minutes ago, scotty said: That's actually true db. When I was at college I was the only bloke in a student house with 5 females, and after the first few months they were always up on blocks at the same time. They used to sit around moaning about period pains and send me down the shop for tampons and jamrags because none of them were up to going out. Did you help them out in any other way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did you help them out in any other way? Yes, I bought their cigarettes while I was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 You wouldn't need your central heating for 1 week of every month if you installed one of those tampon incinerators. Also called a Bunny Burner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 57 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Nope, the nom is shite because it doesn't even look at what it's nomming... (I guess he ripped it off the BBC news pages, it mentioned the "making up time in para 2 iirc) ....but then I should have know that with a deebom nom... I hope you read the article better than this nom as it wasn't Bomber that put it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: I hope you read the article better than this nom as it wasn't Bomber that put it up. What do you expect Snatchers old chap . This Ding is truly without his dong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: As I understand it, Wimminz who spend a lot of time together start to synchronise periods. So wont hey all be off at the same time? Indeed, when I first saw the headline in my newsfeed, my initial thought was, how was that going to work? As ever in these sort of things, the devil is in the detail. Dig a bit deeper and the Bristol firm's website makes clear that, "Despite confusion we do not currently have a period policy" In other words its an aspiration and that the company wishes to start a "conversation". Bex Baxter, the director, is a genius. Adept at monetising new age Zenist thinking she makes a good living in the increasingly commercialised third sector. What better away to garner free PR than by issuing a vaguely worded statement, knowing that it will be picked up by excitable newspapers. Note that Ms Baxter is keen to stress that she makes time up through lost cramp days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Nope, the nom is shite because it doesn't even look at what it's nomming... (I guess he ripped it off the BBC news pages, it mentioned the "making up time in para 2 iirc) ....but then I should have know that with a deebom nom... I don't let facts get in the way of misogyny, you stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I might ask work for wank breaks. Similar to a period break or fag break, on the grounds that if a bloke feels horny, it's only biological, and thus he should be allowed to crack one out on company time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: I might ask work for wank breaks. Similar to a period break or fag break, on the grounds that if a bloke feels horny, it's only biological, and thus he should be allowed to crack one out on company time. Well, that's whoever neil works for well and truly fucked. They're already complaining that he never does a stroke at work, he got all indignant and said "I beg to differ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I might ask work for wank breaks. Similar to a period break or fag break, on the grounds that if a bloke feels horny, it's only biological, and thus he should be allowed to crack one out on company time. They will probably grant you your wish . You only started working for them a short while ago , but I am sure they have worked out that you are a natural wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure many male bosses will demand 'Spot' checks. I know that moderation can be a bit "hands on" at times, but I struggle to see what actual value a balding Welshman with a banjo can add to this process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 56 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I might ask work for wank breaks. Similar to a period break or fag break, on the grounds that if a bloke feels horny, it's only biological, and thus he should be allowed to crack one out on company time. With all the breaks you must have for shitting I doubt you will get anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, Cardinal Alfie Noakes said: With all the breaks you must have for shitting I doubt you will get anything else. I'm a toilet stress tester. As my old man said, "do what you love at work, and you'll love what you do". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 3 hours ago, scotty said: That's actually true db. When I was at college I was the only bloke in a student house with 5 females, and after the first few months they were always up on blocks at the same time. They used to sit around moaning about period pains and send me down the shop for tampons and jamrags because none of them were up to going out. If you had got them all "up the duff" you would have solved the problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: I hope you read the article better than this nom as it wasn't Bomber that put it up. It begins with D and talks shite... near enough... (myself not included...) 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I don't let facts get in the way of misogyny, you stupid fucking cunt. Or anything else.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: It begins with D and talks shite... near enough... (myself not included...) Or anything else.. I would say I don't know what you expect from a nom on this site, but that would be a lie, you want them all to be the same as yours. An extensive, bullet pointed list that quotes an article in verbatim, with numerous cut and pasted sections, leaving it completely unnecessary to add any original thought or humour of your own. That's fine if like you, the poster is incapable of original thought and completely devoid of any humour. I think you'll find when taking all the above into account, that's why you are generally held to be the most boring member on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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