Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 These pricks really get on my tits. Attempting to start a conversation with me, (and they're predominantly people I can't be arsed to converse with), and using 'Guess what', as a way to try and engage me. Should I ever be so bored so that I actually respond to these idiots, the 'guess what' news is always so tedious and shit that I am instantly distracted with visions of throwing the cunts head first out of the nearest closed window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Guess what? It gets on my tits as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Guess what? It's just as fucking annoying as those who finish every sentence with "you know worra mean, like?" If you know what I mean.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 almost as annoying as the fucking Welsh , finishing every sentence with a ' look you ' , isn't it ' , ' boyo ' or fucking 'bach '. Stupid cunts , why don't they speak French ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 bach? wtf is bach supposed to mean when you're not a classical composer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 I remember a Welsh cunt saying "Who's boots are these shoes" Must be sympathetic though, English was only his first language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 "So," is currently the go to opening word to any answer or conversation starter with what seems like every person on telly. Everyone`s at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just for you Bubbles you Welsh cunt, ddyfalu beth Now fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 "You'll never guess..." Good to know. Fuck off then you tedious cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 I use the following Mensa trick to confuse the thick cunts I work with..... Me: "Guess what" Thick cunt: "What" Me: "Good guess" Usually leaves the fucking idiots scratching their heads like a gibbon with a typewriter and buys me 45-60 minutes so I can grab a coffee and have a wank and a shit, or any combination thereof. A word of advice though, never try 2 of them simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Have you guessed what it is yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 "Listen...." Well, I don't have a lot of fucking option, do I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 58 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you guessed what it is yet? Yes , a Welsh cunt with a big C and a small dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 ...... Or todally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: "So," is currently the go to opening word to any answer or conversation starter with what seems like every person on telly. Everyone`s at it. OK is all over them cop programmes. You're under arrest OK. ..... For failing to stop OK. .....may be given in evidence OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 People who end every sentence with "yeah"? As in "I was walking yeah?" "Then he came up to me yeah?". Fuck off yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Cunts who say "I shew him". It's not a real fucking word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Cunts who say "I shew him". It's not a real fucking word! Is this a Norfolk colloquialism? I've never heard it, and there are many completely made up words in this sunny part of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 It must be then, Bubba. Ha, I never realised this wasn't a more common turn of idiocy. Have you got people your way who say "I learnt him that" instead of "I taught him that"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Loads of the cunts. And people who ask "can you borrow us a tenner". Vermin. What the fuck does 'shew' mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: People who end every sentence with "yeah"? As in "I was walking yeah?" "Then he came up to me yeah?". Fuck off yeah? This also starts my bile duct up like a magic porridge pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Loads of. the cunts. And people who ask "can you borrow us a tenner". Vermin. What the fuck does 'shew' mean? It means showed, as in I showed him the way. Mrs.D, who should know fucking better, often comes out with this after a few glasses of red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 38 minutes ago, Decimus said: Cunts who say "I shew him". It's not a real fucking word! It's archaic/biblical, but it is a real word. In principle, though, I agree with you and I eschew it so as not to come across as a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: It's archaic/biblical, but it is a word. In principle, though , I agree with you and I eschew it so as not to come across as a cunt. Fucking hell. It's a good job Mrs.D eschews Google, otherwise she'd feel vindicated as opposed to feeling grammar shamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: It means showed, as in I showed him the way. Mrs.D, who should know fucking better, often comes out with this after a few glasses of red. Fucking hell. Luckily, my other half possesses infinitely better linguistic ability than 99% of the Welsh population, so I can have a semi-decent conversation with her, when I can be bothered, obviously. Another fucking annoying word that had crept into common language is 'literally'. As in "I was literally working until 7pm" as I've just heard some cunt say to try and emphasise a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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