Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Its official. The Brewery of Riviere d'ain in Eastern France has been voted overall champion at the World Beer Contest , 2016. Well done Master brewer Patrice Pobel, ( whom I have met , he is a very nice man ). Their winning beer is called ' Red Beer' and will soon be available in all leading U.K. supermarkets. I am sure you will all want to try it. Much better than that shit sold north of Watford Gap , as we all know that its 5% barley ,75% chemicals and 20% minge froth don't we. Vive la France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Its official. The Brewery of Riviere d'ain in Eastern France has been voted overall champion at the World Beer Contest , 2016. Well done Master brewer Patrice Pobel, ( whom I have met , he is a very nice man ). Their winning beer is called ' Red Beer' and will soon be available in all leading U.K. supermarkets. I am sure you will all want to try it. Much better than that shit sold north of Watford Gap , as we all know that its 5% barley ,75% chemicals and 20% minge froth don't we. Vive la France Fuck off you stupid, French, fucking cunt. This isn't a cunt nom at all. Fucking hell Withers, I'm sure there is a language barrier, being that most French people sound like they're gargling a mouth full of spunk and garlic, but seriously, this is absolute fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: but seriously, this is absolute fucking shit. Yes Bubba , but it is non repetitive , non abusive , original fucking shit isn't it. Do not fret my flabby Welsh friend , I am sure it will soon go off thread . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 What exactly is a cunt in this nomination? You, the French, or beer? I think we should create a poll where people can pick two out of the three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: What exactly is a cunt in this nomination? You, the French, or beer? I think we should create a poll where people can pick two out of the three. Firm but fair (fuck you, Withers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Yes Bubba , but it is non repetitive , non abusive , original fucking shit isn't it. Do not fret my flabby Welsh friend , I am sure it will soon go off thread . Fingers crossed, this is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Anyway, that muppet Manky already posted a non-nom about his favourite beer names in a real cunt's move. Can't you two just meet up for a pint of bitter follow by some mutual masturbation in the disabled pub toilets, rather than boring everyone here to tears via multiple threada? I'm not sure I'm even straying off topic here - what did Withers expect when writing this nom, except ale-themed abuse? Cockwomble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Pure froggyganda. Put out by Cheese eating surrender monkey's and with no basis in fact. The garlic noshing onion string wearing dickheads are always pissing into the wind trying to claim something Gallic is best. Take L'Acadamie Francaise. The immortals are forever trying to ban perfidious Albion's words like le Big Mac, le weekend and le soap. Total cunts. I wouldn't use froggy beer to flush the Bog. Stuff it up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 My go to position on this Withers, would be to make a few xenophobic comments, question your personal animal rights record, and tell you to kill yourself. However, I'm in agreement with you for a change. I don't like it anymore than you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: My go to position on this Withers, would be to make a few xenophobic comments, question your personal animal rights record, and tell you to kill yourself. However, I'm in agreement with you for a change. I don't like it anymore than you do Thanks Decs. I'd forgotten the animal rights record. How remiss of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Thanks Decs. I'd forgotten the animal rights record. How remiss of me. They don't call him The Goose Gimp of Goujon for nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: They don't call him The Goose Gimp of Goujon for nothing. Usually found shitting love eggs stuck up his arse into a nest constructed out of dildos in an farmyard building on the outskirts of Bordeaux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Usually found shitting love eggs stuck up his arse into a nest constructed out of dildos in an farmyard building on the outskirts of Bordeaux. A tableau so vivid it will be burned into my mind's eye for weeks. I'm sure I saw something similar once in an episode of "Dora The Explorer". Or maybe it was "Blue's Clues". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: What exactly is a cunt in this nomination? You, the French, or beer? I think we should create a poll where people can pick two out of the three. 4. All of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 6 hours ago, Manky said: Pure froggyganda. Put out by Cheese eating surrender monkey's and with no basis in fact. The garlic noshing onion string wearing dickheads are always pissing into the wind trying to claim something Gallic is best. Take L'Acadamie Francaise. The immortals are forever trying to ban perfidious Albion's words like le Big Mac, le weekend and le soap. Total cunts. I wouldn't use froggy beer to flush the Bog. Stuff it up your arse. Fuck , they have flushing toilets in your street ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fuck , they have flushing toilets in your street ? This statement is wrong on a couple of points. You're assuming that Manchester has access to both running water and flushing lavatories, neither of which is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: This statement is wrong on a couple of points. You're assuming that Manchester has access to both running water and flushing lavatories, neither of which is true. Sorry Deccs , you are quite right. I admit to being just slightly pissed. I have just got back home from abusing several geese. ALL female I hasten to add , I want nobody accusing me of being a queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: This statement is wrong on a couple of points. You're assuming that Manchester has access to both running water and flushing lavatories, neither of which is true. Manchester, AKA Cottonopolis, became the first industrial city in the world because of the running water from the hills that was harnessed to drive the looms. You are slow at times Decs, just follow my example you dopey cunt. Whats a flushing lavatory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fuck , they have flushing toilets in your street ? You can stick your head down your bidet. It will be better than drinking your piss beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: You can stick your head down your bidet. It will be better than drinking your piss beer. Ooooooooh , you touchy Northern type . You should just shut the fuck up , accept your lot , and thank God you weren't born Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Ooooooooh , you touchy Northern type . You should just shut the fuck up , accept your lot , and thank God you weren't born Welsh. I thank him daily too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 36 minutes ago, Manky said: Manchester, AKA Cottonopolis, became the first industrial city in the world because of the running water from the hills that was harnessed to drive the looms. You are slow at times Decs, just follow my example you dopey cunt. Whats a flushing lavatory? AKA Cuntopolis. You may have been the first Industrial city, Manky, but the Indus valley civilisation beat you to running water by a few millenia. Not bad for a bunch of foreigners, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: AKA Cuntopolis. You may have been the first Industrial city, Manky, but the Indus valley civilisation beat you to running water by a few millenia. Not bad for a bunch of foreigners, eh? still better than reckoning the drainage ditch is a flushing lav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: AKA Cuntopolis. You may have been the first Industrial city, Manky, but the Indus valley civilisation beat you to running water by a few millenia. Not bad for a bunch of foreigners, eh? But they didn't invent Graphene, (for thin graphs), the first programmeable computer, AVRO Lancaster, Arkwrights Mule or chopping up peasants at Peterloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: But they didn't invent Graphene, (for thin graphs), the first programmeable computer, AVRO Lancaster, Arkwrights Mule or chopping up peasants at Peterloo Peterloo, just edging Tiananmen square, is my all time favourite act of state brutality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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