Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 There once was a cunt from Yorkshire Who was boring as fuck, that's for sure The cunt loves his lists I wish he would slit his wrists As reading his multi-quote drivel is torture 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 The police had described him as lanky, Exhibit A was a spunk-ridden hanky, He'd been raping old men, "It's the same bloke again", Case closed, 'cos the sick cunt is Manky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 hour ago, nocti said: I should point out that the final "fuck" can be used as one of the three stressed syllables allowed in the final line. There once was an artist named Jazz, Whose kid was a bit of a spaz, He put crayons up his botty, On a musical potty, And shit out a really fucking tedious series of Jibjabs. Fuck, getting that last line to scan really is harder than it looks! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: There once was an artist named Jazz, Whose kid was a bit of a spaz, He put crayons up his botty, On a musical potty, And shit out a really fucking tedious series of Jibjabs. Fuck, getting that last line to scan really is harder than it looks! Fuck me, you fucking cunt, Baws, I literally just spat out a mouthful of coffee reading that. Fucking superb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There once was an artist named Jazz, Whose kid was a bit of a spaz, He put crayons up his botty, On a musical potty, And shit out a really fucking tedious series of Jibjabs. Fuck, getting that last line to scan really is harder than it looks! Fucking lost it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 There once was a cunt called Judge...... That's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, nocti said: Fucking lost it. Let's just hope that Jazz isn't seriously considering buying the site. If he is, Bawsey could find himself an honourary member of the bozo boys breaking rocks permanently in the cooler. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, MikeD said: There once was a cunt called Judge...... That's it. You've perfectly captured the zeitgeist of the site, Mike. Which also rhymes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, MikeD said: There once was a cunt called Judge...... That's it. Who used to enjoy packing fudge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Who used to enjoy packing fudge? Used to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Used to? Ok, who spent his free time packing fudge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've perfectly captured the zeitgeist of the site, Mike. Which also rhymes. I couldn't think of a shit play on words or corny joke. Give me time though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Cunt.... Ermm, that's it really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 There once was a taffy called Bubba Whose bird was a bit of a scrubber With a hairy cleft lip She worked down the pit Til impregnated by sex without rubber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 There once was a cunt from France Who wore women's heels when he danced He wears a striped shirt and beret Which makes him look gay But geese are his biggest romance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Let's just hope that Jazz isn't seriously considering buying the site. If he is, Bawsey could find himself an honourary member of the bozo boys breaking rocks permanently in the cooler. How does one go about purchasing a site such as this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubbles said: How does one go about purchasing a site such as this? If you're genuinely interested, you should make a start by being a fucking nutty cunt with borderline schizophrenia, reveal numerous personal details about yourself and throw a shit fit when they're brought up in future, post a metric ultrafuckload of weird pictures, and jibjab videos of people dancing with user's avatars for faces. Then fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 minute ago, nocti said: If you're genuinely interested, you should make a start by being a fucking nutty cunt with borderline schizophrenia, reveal numerous personal details about yourself and throw a shit fit when they're brought up in future, post a metric ultrafuckload of weird pictures, and jibjab videos of people dancing with user's avatars for faces. Sounds like a challenge. I've been trying to find the much fabled Jazz meltdown, he seems a right fruity cunt. Is it still in a thread somewhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Sounds like a challenge. I've been trying to find the much fabled Jazz meltdown, he seems a right fruity cunt. Is it still in a thread somewhere? Same here. I had a theory he was an admin creation as he seemed too over the top to be believable but Baws assures me he was the real deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, nocti said: If you're genuinely interested, you should make a start by being a fucking nutty cunt with borderline schizophrenia, reveal numerous personal details about yourself and throw a shit fit when they're brought up in future, post a metric ultrafuckload of weird pictures, and jibjab videos of people dancing with user's avatars for faces. Then fuck off. This brings what an utter maniac he was flooding back to me. Absolutely off his fucking head, the stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: This brings what an utter maniac he was flooding back to me. Absolutely off his fucking head, the stupid cunt. He was like a fucking serial killer. Everyone of my avatars since I joined appeared in his jijab videos. He had obviously been hording them like trophies. He was a genuinely, creepy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: He was like a fucking serial killer. Everyone of my avatars since I joined appeared in his jijab videos. He had obviously been hording them like trophies. He was a genuinely, creepy cunt. Oh, I think you had a special place in Jazz's mind palace, Dickipuss! He absolutely fucking hated you, of that I have no doubt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Has he been recaptured and returned to custody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Oh, I think you had a special place in Jazz's mind palace, Dickipuss! He absolutely fucking hated you, of that I have no doubt. Dickipuss, bozo, fartslice, Fwank...What an utter, utter, utter fucking king of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 I've just reads few pages of shit about Jib Jab. What the actual fuck was that shit? Fucking creased up reading you cunt's insults. Funny stuff. Can anyone get hold of this crazy bastard? Wouldn't need to get back on the gear for a mind-fuck, then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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