Guest luke swarm Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Just been watching a bit of TV, till it gets to 6.30 when I will break open a bottle of cheap plonk and put on a lasagne meal for one in my bedsit........nearly choked when an ad for the Daily Mail came on......apparently cunts can win one of Maggie Thatchers handbags in tomorrows fantastic fascist Mail. These Handbags that belonged to that divisive CUNT woman were bought by the Mail for fifty odd thousand quid at a recent sale. There are 5 on offer and all one has to do is sell ones soul and buy the Mail to enter a contest. I hated that Woman with a passion unequalled and I hope she is paying for her evil deeds but as she was a spawn of the devil she is probably at home. Like Germany did after the war and the Nazis...we should try to expunge all traces of her...not fucking give evil artefacts associated with her as prizes. Dacres and Rothermere are Cunts of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Any cunt interested in one of Maggie's handbags - for whatever perverted reason - already buys the Daily fucking Mail. The Dacre cunt has pissed away his £50k for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I liked her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 9 minutes ago, Manky said: I liked her. Anyone who has made £20m from shameless nepotism, corruption and shady arms deals can't be all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 12 minutes ago, Manky said: I liked her. I had worked this out already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 35 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I had worked this out already. What gave me away? I need to review my PERSEC (Personal security) before you find out about my Hugo Boss collection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 59 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Just been watching a bit of TV, till it gets to 6.30 when I will break open a bottle of cheap plonk and put on a lasagne meal for one in my bedsit........nearly choked when an ad for the Daily Mail came on......apparently cunts can win one of Maggie Thatchers handbags in tomorrows fantastic fascist Mail. These Handbags that belonged to that divisive CUNT woman were bought by the Mail for fifty odd thousand quid at a recent sale. There are 5 on offer and all one has to do is sell ones soul and buy the Mail to enter a contest. I hated that Woman with a passion unequalled and I hope she is paying for her evil deeds but as she was a spawn of the devil she is probably at home. Like Germany did after the war and the Nazis...we should try to expunge all traces of her...not fucking give evil artefacts associated with her as prizes. Dacres and Rothermere are Cunts of the highest order. Have you not worked since your unproductive and unprofitable pit was closed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 43 minutes ago, Punkape said: Have you not worked since your unproductive and unprofitable pit was closed ? Ignore the stupid fantasizing cunt Swarms. Do you remember when your mother got a nice piece of Stilton for Christmas . Oh how rich, creamy and tasty it was, but there was always that small piece laying about in the pantry for weeks. Dry , shrivelled , unsavoury , smelly and unwanted. Then along comes a rat , he's been waiting and waiting in his dank burrow , pissing and shitting everywhere. A real scavenger. That's Punkape / Frank that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Ignore the stupid fantasizing cut Swarms. Do you remember when your mother got a nice piece of Stilton for Christmas . Oh how rich, creamy and tasty it was, but there was always that small piece laying about in the pantry for weeks. Dry , shrivelled , unsavoury , smelly and unwanted. Then along comes a rat , he's been waiting and waiting in his dank burrow , pissing and shitting everywhere. A real scavenger. That's Punkape / Frank that is. as trolling goes it is piss poor.....more of an annoying buzzing than anything that will actually sting...I use pinkape as a sort of target practice for insults that I can later use on the bigger scarier cunts. practice make perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Have you not worked since your unproductive and unprofitable pit was closed ? You see..... it does not matter what you do.. or say Pinky.....you are always going to smell of boiled cabbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: as trolling goes it is piss poor.....more of an annoying buzzing than anything that will actually sting...I use pinkape as a sort of target practice for insults that I can later use on the bigger scarier cunts. practice make perfect. Don't get me on buzzing things Swarms. Nice bit of fresh boiled ham ready to carve on the dinner table. What comes along within seconds .? A fucking great shitty Blowfly that keeps niggling at you , not that threatening , just a fucking nuisance until your mother swatted it. That's Frank / Punkape that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'd win one if I could. There's always some cunt who wants Hitlers personal stuff and will pay vastly over the odds, so why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I'd win one if I could. Why would you want to win a Blowfly Ding , Punkape will send you a jam jar full if you ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Why would you want to win a Blowfly Ding , Punkape will send you a jam jar full if you ask A jam jar full of what is the question and I don't think it will be all cufflinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Why would you want to win a Blowfly Ding , Punkape will send you a jam jar full if you ask 1 minute ago, Snatch said: A jam jar full of what is the question and I don't think it will be all cufflinks. FFS you two, I don't know how the fuck you managed to lower the tone of a thread about Maggie, but you have... somehow, you have... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: FFS you two, I don't know how the fuck you managed to lower the tone of a thread about Maggie, but you have... somehow, you have... Its called talent and natural wit Ding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: FFS you two, I don't know how the fuck you managed to lower the tone of a thread about Maggie, but you have... somehow, you have... Obviously it was quiet easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Obviously it was quiet easy. No.. from Maggie... it's not that easy... unless you invoke the Beetlejuice incantation and raise Punkers from the dead, but there's not much else is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Its called talent and natural wit Ding Bollocks, you unfairly invoked Punkers.... that just about always wins in the LCD debate... not sure about where Judy is on that scale though...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 believe there's an almighty central office shit storm raging to get this removed from anywhere and everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Only a handbag? A pair of her knickers would have fetched a far higher price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Just now, deebom said: Only a handbag? A pair of her knickers would have fetched a far higher price. I believe that several pairs were in the sale Deeb, but due to the fact that her cunt seeped pure sulphuric acid, they soon disintegrated within a very short tome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Ive got a fucking old bag at home already,why would I want another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 What possible pleasure could someone derive from one of her old handbags? Make it a pair of worn knickers or a bra and now were talking. Oh, I've exploded just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 On 26/02/2016 at 8:49 PM, neil298 said: Ive got a fucking old bag at home already,why would I want another one Dead & buried? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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