Guest JackoTC Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I thought I'd get this in before some other fucker does: Some bent bastard has been sabotaging johnnies and engaging in unsafe poofery in Brighton. The pigs are after him. He's on the run from Scotland. This nom is normally MikeD territory, and obscure and barely cuntworthy story, however MikeD hasn't bothered to cunt this ? Why ? I know I'm ok, and will happily vouch for Bawsy ? But MikeD ? Can admin check to see if his IP address is based in Brighton,and if so, please do your best Ding impersonation and grass him up to the bizzies at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I'd hand myself in if I were you Jackie. This reeks of guilt, and the way you've decided to get in first before anyone else accuses you is tantamount to confession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I've always suspected that with his self-confessed gingerness and general faggoty aura, that Mike was that cunt from Bronski Beat. Case closed as far as I'm concerned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've always suspected that with his self-confessed gingerness and general faggoty aura, that Mike was that cunt from Bronski Beat. Case closed as far as I'm concerned. What colour would you expect a Scotsman's hair to be exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: What colour would you expect a Scotsman's hair to be exactly? I suppose he could be bald? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What colour would you expect a Scotsman's hair to be exactly? I don't mind the type of ginger who is rightly disgusted and ashamed of their own visage. But Mike is one of those out and proud types. There's no bigger cunt in my opinion. Accept Dingers Edited February 23, 2016 by Decimus For Dings benefit when he returns on grammar Nazi form- I meant except Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I suppose shoving Jock genes up a faggots starfish is one form of safe sex. It keeps the cunts out of the gene pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 23 minutes ago, nocti said: I suppose he could be bald? You're right, you dopey cunt, he could be. Now Google Jimmy Somerville and tell me that cunt is not both a ginger and bald cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 40 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What colour would you expect a Scotsman's hair to be exactly? Stick your head under my kilt and see for yourself. And while you're down there... ...brace yourself for a Scotch Oven. (Similar to a Dutch Oven, but radioactive, and with more tartan.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 35 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You're right, you dopey cunt, he could be. Now Google Jimmy Somerville and tell me that cunt is not both a ginger and bald cunt I may have some rather embarrassing shit in my search history, but I'll be fucked if I'm adding "Jimmy Somerville" to that list you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 This was you Jacko. As they say, "the one who nominated it dominated it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 14 minutes ago, nocti said: I may have some rather embarrassing shit in my search history, but I'll be fucked if I'm adding "Jimmy Somerville" to that list you cunt. I'm sure it's nestling somewhere there, in between your 'dirty scat kilt porn' and 'who's the leading actress in girl with a pearl earring' searches Be careful though, there are people on this site who watch and record everything you do, and then tell tales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Stick your head under my kilt and see for yourself. And while you're down there... ...brace yourself for a Scotch Oven. (Similar to a Dutch Oven, but radioactive, and with more tartan.) Shouldn't you avatar be Middenface Mcnulty ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 32 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: This was you Jacko. As they say, "the one who nominated it dominated it" One up the bum, no harm done. However, I'm not one for brown hatting of any sort. I take it all back about MikeD though. He has really upped his game of late. I almost liked a few posts over the last few weeks....if I hadn't saved them all for Deco. That being said, it seems an uneasy peace has broken out on that front. Just Snatch to deal with now. No small potatoes, given he's one of the best ones on here - he's definitely gets into the top 25, out of the regular posters on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 34 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Shouldn't you avatar be Middenface Mcnulty ? Johnny Alpha's worth ten o' Middenface. And ye'd still get change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Is it good AIDS or bad AIDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: Just Snatch to deal with now. No small potatoes, given he's one of the best ones on here - he's definitely gets into the top 25, out of the regular posters on here. When your back from Brighton feel free to have go but make sure you rubber up good and proper,don't want to be catching anything off some skirt wearing Jimmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 34 minutes ago, deebom said: Is it good AIDS or bad AIDS? "If somebody came in here with a machine gun and shot you, anyone yawning would get your blood in their mouth... You've got bad AIDS, you shouldn't have come..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 2 hours ago, nocti said: I may have some rather embarrassing shit in my search history, but I'll be fucked if I'm adding "Jimmy Somerville" to that list you cunt. Recently, Mrs C had given me some strange looks and silences (the latter being a pleasant fucking change), after seeing the last search on my Mac reading "monkey sucking woman's cock", I had searched for a laugh. Don't bother, there's nothing there. She didn't beleive it was a "joke". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Recently, Mrs C had given me some strange looks and silences (the latter being a pleasant fucking change), after seeing the last search on my Mac reading "monkey sucking woman's cock", I had searched for a laugh. Don't bother, there's nothing there. She didn't beleive it was a "joke". Neither do we. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Neither do we. It's no joking matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 46 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's no joking matter. Just as well. Don't think anyone's laughing/listening any more. Still trying to get my head around what you were hoping to achieve with your search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Just as well. Don't think anyone's laughing/listening any more. Still trying to get my head around what you were hoping to achieve with your search. Ah well, you can't be all things to all Cunts all of the time. It was really to, er, to... Ahem. I don't think about everything I do, in fact very little. This isn't an apology, mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ah well, you can't be all things to all Cunts all of the time. It was really to, er, to... Ahem. I don't think about everything I do, in fact very little. This isn't an apology, mind. Who are you apologising to? For the love of cunts, please don't tell me Mrs QC is on here. Fuck me, is it Roops? I have seen way too fucking much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Who are you apologising to? For the love of cunts, please don't tell me Mrs QC is on here. Fuck me, is it Roops? I have seen way too fucking much. I sincerely hope not, I don't know why I let her know, only generally, about this shite. She hasn't taken a look as yet but it would be better for me if she didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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