Guest Your_Mum Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: Why would you stop loving your son because you found out he is gay? I would move to New Zealand, change my name and love him from a far. Cunt. Okay, a serious moment. As long as my son his happy in life, that is all that matters in this sick shit world. I honestly could not give a rats cunt whether he butt fucks a man or a woman when he's older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Your_Mum said: Okay, a serious moment. As long as my son his happy in life, that is all that matters in this sick shit world. I honestly could not give a rats cunt whether he butt fucks a man or a woman when he's older. Isn't this the sentiment you were just trying to take the piss out of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Your_Mum said: I would move to New Zealand, change my name and love him from a far. Cunt. Okay, a serious moment. As long as my son his happy in life, that is all that matters in this sick shit world. I honestly could not give a rats cunt whether he butt fucks a man or a woman when he's older. I'll wager it turns out to be blokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Your_Mum said: . I honestly could not give a rats cunt whether he butt fucks a man or a woman when he's older. But he definitely has to be into anal? How will you go about monitoring this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Rick_B said: Why would you stop loving your son because you found out he is gay? Indeed. Especially as it would be entirely your own fucking fault for having gay sperm in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Rick_B said: Why would you stop loving your son because you found out he is gay? Exactly,your missus is the one you should stop loving because she'd be the one that turned him into a poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Rick_B said: Why would you stop loving your son because you found out he is gay? Easy answer. Don't have kids. No issue. (no pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your_Mum Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: But he definitely has to be into anal? How will you go about monitoring this? I will check for sweetcorn and shit in his forskin. Thats got to be close to 10 out of 10 for a sick response surely!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Your_Mum said: I will check for sweetcorn and shit in his forskin. Thats got to be close to 10 out of 10 for a sick response surely!!! That largely depends on whether you're checking from behind a screen using surgical gloves, or whether you're blindfolded and going on taste alone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Your_Mum said: I will check for sweetcorn and shit in his forskin. Thats got to be close to 10 out of 10 for a sick response surely!!! 9/10... purely for the spelling mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Your_Mum said: I will check for sweetcorn and shit in his forskin. Thats got to be close to 10 out of 10 for a sick response surely!!! Not quite. You failed to mention if you'll give the lad a reach around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your_Mum Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: 9/10... purely for the spelling mistake. Oh shit. Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Indeed. Especially as it would be entirely your own fucking fault for having gay sperm in the first place. Gay sperm filled his prolapsed, red-socked rectum which he telescoped, aliens style, into his wife's suppurating, tattered wookey hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 On 21 February 2016 at 11:09 AM, Manky said: Our local mincers March is generously funded by the local council even though lots of businesses make lots of money out of it. Yet when I approached the council for funding for my "Let's napalm and machine gun the faggots" march, the council forgot to reply to me. A bit remiss of them I thought Fuck off you preposterous, sick fuck. Broadmoor is your ultimate destination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Fuck off you preposterous, sick fuck. Broadmoor is your ultimate destination. Fuck off punkape you bent little piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: 9/10... purely for the spelling mistake. Ah, that's from the book Zieg heil Pat by John Cunliffe. The Germans have invaded and Greendale has been taken over by nazis. Reverend Timms has been shot for hiding a radio in the vestry, Granny Dryden has been deported to a concentration camp for hiding guns in her shop for the resistance and Pat has been made the Gauleiter for the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ah, that's from the book Zieg heil Pat by John Cunliffe. The Germans have invaded and Greendale has been taken over by nazis. Reverend Timms has been shot for hiding a radio in the vestry, Granny Dryden has been deported to a concentration camp for hiding guns in her shop for the resistance and Pat has been made the Gauleiter for the area. ..and his cat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Its the annual Brighton bum boys felching festival, poofters party, or pride as they want us to call it. I call again for a straight and sorted march, couldn't be in Brighton as there would be nobody there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Its the annual Brighton bum boys felching festival, poofters party, or pride as they want us to call it. I call again for a straight and sorted march, couldn't be in Brighton as there would be nobody there. One lorry, one mile, one homophobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Indeed. Especially as it would be entirely your own fucking fault for having gay sperm in the first place. How would you go about identifying gay sperm? Is it pink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 18 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: How would you go about identifying gay sperm? Is it pink? Yes, if mixed with strawberry yoghurt and served with a Gurt steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: One lorry, one mile, one homophobe. As I am not actually homophobic like spunkrape I won't be following your suggestion. I just think that "straight and sorted soiree" wouldn't be allowed these days as there will be someone offended on somebody else's behalf (strange that it is enshrined in UK law that you can kick off because you think something may offend someone you have never met). Let them fist and felch each other to their little hearts content but why do they have to prance around in public proclaiming how gay they are? I am sure punkape will be there amongst his peers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: How would you go about identifying gay sperm? Is it pink? I would imagine it tastes different. Perhaps Punkape can confirm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I would imagine it tastes different. Perhaps Punkape can confirm? Pineapple perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 20 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Pineapple perhaps? Pineapple ring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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