Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Human excrement found smeared up the walls. A man who only identified himself as 'The Judge' found in the toilet cubicle with a crispy chicken drumstick up his arse. Shocking scenes. http://www.itv.com/news/london/2016-02-16/shocked-inspectors-find-raw-human-sewage-smeared-around-rancid-chicken-shop/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Nail'em up... Nail some sense into em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Oh good, another thread about shit. Classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Got to admire the subtle humour of the councillor who said "The foul conditions in which food was being prepared is quite unacceptable". See what they did there? As your regular eatery is now closed, are you looking for a new place to dine, Ball Kissers? May I recommend the local DIY store, industrial cleaning products are located in aisle 5. Plesse remember to tip your waiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 37 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Got to admire the subtle humour of the councillor who said "The foul conditions in which food was being prepared is quite unacceptable". See what they did there? As your regular eatery is now closed, are you looking for a new place to dine, Ball Kissers? May I recommend the local DIY store, industrial cleaning products are located in aisle 5. Plesse remember to tip your waiter. A really predictable, lowest common denominator insult, the kind of shit that cunt Withers comes out with except punctuated by someone who is slightly less of a retard than him. I nominated the restaurant as a cunt, so it's unlikely to be my regular eatery, but don't let that stop you from churning out the most obvious joke on offer. But more distressing is your attempt to ridicule me by making a shit pun of my chosen screen name. Really base stuff. Firstly, Ball Suckers is the better choice, and it's already been done several times by other lower-caste members of a similar ilk to yourself. Secondly, making fun of my fictional name is hardly a cutting jibe. You very much make up the numbers on here already don't you lad? Up your game with something vaguely offensive or at least original, or go train spotting from the best possible vantage point, the middle of the tracks. You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Bill, where do I begin in pulling apart your pointless reply? There are far too many glaring errors, you smelly little urchin. Your nom was shit (which appears to be par for the course of the majority of your idiotic postings) and your brilliant reply was topped off with 'stupid fucking cunt', bravo, prick. Please don't bring that Frog-Leg fancying fairy Withers into this. That greasy little cheese-monger has enough problems to deal with. Speak soon You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 9 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Human excrement found smeared up the walls. A man who only identified himself as 'The Judge' found in the toilet cubicle with a crispy chicken drumstick up his arse. Shocking scenes. http://www.itv.com/news/london/2016-02-16/shocked-inspectors-find-raw-human-sewage-smeared-around-rancid-chicken-shop/ This sounds like the kfc on Leith Walk, a notorious bio hazard feared by all. Im not sure what cunts are thinking when they sink tens of thousands into a A3 business with no intention of worrying about the presence of scat on the premises. It's not my field, but it seems to me it isn't a difficult issue NOT to have human shite daubed hither and cunting thither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 A few years ago in Gillingham,the Mecca of all things unemployed,single parent and shite,a women thought her McDonalds cheese burger tasted funny so she had it tested. Turned the were traces of spunk from 4 different men. Who the fuck enjoys bukkakeing a cheese burger the filthy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, Snatch said: A few years ago in Gillingham,the Mecca of all things unemployed,single parent and shite,a women thought her McDonalds cheese burger tasted funny so she had it tested. Turned the were traces of spunk from 4 different men. Who the fuck enjoys bukkakeing a cheese burger the filthy cunts. Sounds like the Royal Navy and their biscuit obsession.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Sounds like the Royal Navy and their biscuit obsession.... There is probably a website about food bukkake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: There is probably a website about food bukkake. Judge!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Judge!!! Sorry but I don't see anything racist in my post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 19 minutes ago, Snatch said: Sorry but I don't see anything racist in my post. I'm asking more from his personal experience, than his race relations expertise.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: it seems to me it isn't a difficult issue NOT to have human shite daubed hither and cunting thither. I beg to differ. The devestation I used to wreak during my toilet breaks at little chef were the primary reason for my dismissal. (And because MikeD worked at the Burger King opposite and I used to bully him mercilessly.) Ah those heady care free days working at Bognor Regis services. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: .........It's not my field, but it seems to me it isn't a difficult issue NOT to have human shite daubed hither and cunting thither. It's London, there's shit on the walls inside and out everywhere.... it's part of the fabric of the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: A few years ago in Gillingham,the Mecca of all things unemployed,single parent and shite,a women thought her McDonalds cheese burger tasted funny so she had it tested. Turned the were traces of spunk from 4 different men. Who the fuck enjoys bukkakeing a cheese burger the filthy cunts. She didn't know what jizz tasted like? In Gillingham? I'm fucking shocked!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: She didn't know what jizz tasted like? In Gillingham? I'm fucking shocked!! Probably so used to it, she didn't realise.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I beg to differ. The devestation I used to wreak during my toilet breaks at little chef were the primary reason for my dismissal. (And because MikeD worked at the Burger King opposite and I used to bully him mercilessly.) Ah those heady care free days working at Bognor Regis services. Oh, Bill, what a life you've led! Ive always wondered, how do they make the mushrooms in a cooked breakfast so very repulsive? Heston could not replicate that shite in his lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: She didn't know what jizz tasted like? In Gillingham? I'm fucking shocked!! Exactly. Shhh madam, lower your voice- everyone here will want some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Snatch said: A few years ago in Gillingham,the Mecca of all things unemployed,single parent and shite,a women thought her McDonalds cheese burger tasted funny so she had it tested. Turned the were traces of spunk from 4 different men. Who the fuck enjoys bukkakeing a cheese burger the filthy cunts. Americans? Those fat cunts will eat anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 27 minutes ago, MikeD said: Americans? Those fat cunts will eat anything. Except salad and vegetables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Oh, Bill, what a life you've led! Ive always wondered, how do they make the mushrooms in a cooked breakfast so very repulsive? Heston could not replicate that shite in his lab. Similarly to the Gillingham Big Mac, it's copious amounts of human spunk and chav sweat. That's why you'll often find PunkApe taking a long road trip past as many Little Chef establishments as possible, he can't get enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 19 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Human excrement found smeared up the walls. A man who only identified himself as 'The Judge' found in the toilet cubicle with a crispy chicken drumstick up his arse. Shocking scenes. http://www.itv.com/news/london/2016-02-16/shocked-inspectors-find-raw-human-sewage-smeared-around-rancid-chicken-shop/ Sunday lunch at the Bill Stickers ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 54 minutes ago, Punkape said: Sunday lunch at the Bill Stickers ! lol. Considering how much time you spend knuckle deep in men on a Saturday night, any Sunday roast prepared by your dirty fingernails would be far more contaminated than the fare served in this chicken shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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