Jiggerycock Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Football is for irons - yes, yes, get over yourselves you tedious zeitgeist-ignoring cunts. However, Please do tune in to this monument to twit-marketing, dumbing down the already infantile and general fuckwitted buffoonery. It used to be on the radio, on a Monday lunchtime, where a flattened-vowel BBC announcer (very probably in spats and a velvet smoking jacket) would merely announce the ball number and the team associated with it, thus " Number 16 - Tottenbacon Coldspurs" will play "Number 6 - Perverton". You knew where you were and the whole thing was over and done with in 3 minutes. It's more of a moveable feast than Easter now. Sometimes a Saturday evening. Sometimes a Sunday lunchtime, sometimes before matches have even been played. 'The Eleventh Trimester after the final Penalty shootout in Capricorn' possibly, with all the bombast of a Kiss concert! So you have minor celebrities (are there any other kind?) inarticulating pre-scripted 'jokes', with Mark 'Chappers' Chapman, telling everyone what to think when Doncaster Rovers get drawn against 'plucky little Tampax League runners up Oswaldtwhistle Rovers', followed by quick cutaways to supporters of said clubs gurning away for the camera's like Bells Palsy sufferers on crack. Then we go back to Gary Lineker and watch him continue his lame pursuit of a career as a stand-up comedian...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 A purile cuntfest of the highest magnitude. Is football for irons played by my local side Brighton and Hove Albion then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 At least it's not rigged like the boat race cup,Oxford and Cambridge in the final every fucking year I'll get my cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 36 minutes ago, neil298 said: At least it's not rigged like the boat race cup,Oxford and Cambridge in the final every fucking year I'll get my cox You'll get your cox? How many do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: You'll get your cox? How many do you have? I bet those 4 girls who have rowed across the Pacific had a strap - on or 3 hidden in the locker. Coxless 4 ?. There were probably a couple of deck hands on a super tanker at night saying ' we got a problem ?, I can smell rubber burning'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan German Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Football is for irons - yes, yes, get over yourselves you tedious zeitgeist-ignoring cunts... I I've got a tenner on Zeitgeist for the Champions League... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Dan German said: I've got a tenner on Zeitgeist for the Champions League... What odds? I've got them in a Straight Forecast with Borussia Curtaintiebacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 My bet is Brucie won't hand out the winners medals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: What odds? I've got them in a Straight Forecast with Borussia Curtaintiebacks Wasted your cash again, JC. Eintracht Götterdämmerung are a fucking cert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 On 01/02/2016 at 1:38 PM, Jiggerycock said: Football is for irons - yes, yes, get over yourselves you tedious zeitgeist-ignoring cunts. However, Please do tune in to this monument to twit-marketing, dumbing down the already infantile and general fuckwitted buffoonery. It used to be on the radio, on a Monday lunchtime, where a flattened-vowel BBC announcer (very probably in spats and a velvet smoking jacket) would merely announce the ball number and the team associated with it, thus " Number 16 - Tottenbacon Coldspurs" will play "Number 6 - Perverton". You knew where you were and the whole thing was over and done with in 3 minutes. It's more of a moveable feast than Easter now. Sometimes a Saturday evening. Sometimes a Sunday lunchtime, sometimes before matches have even been played. 'The Eleventh Trimester after the final Penalty shootout in Capricorn' possibly, with all the bombast of a Kiss concert! So you have minor celebrities (are there any other kind?) inarticulating pre-scripted 'jokes', with Mark 'Chappers' Chapman, telling everyone what to think when Doncaster Rovers get drawn against 'plucky little Tampax League runners up Oswaldtwhistle Rovers', followed by quick cutaways to supporters of said clubs gurning away for the camera's like Bells Palsy sufferers on crack. Then we go back to Gary Lineker and watch him continue his lame pursuit of a career as a stand-up comedian...... "Number 6 - Perverton", is that CCs' own 5-a-side team? 21 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Bells palsy sufferers on crack? Quality stand up content of your own there me thinks. I was thinking more about the "like" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 33 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: "Number 6 - Perverton", is that CCs' own 5-a-side team? I was thinking more about the "like" Naw - mine's 'Inter Megran' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 It's not got any better Robbie Savage - the 'go to' twat de nos jours - drawing the balls (stop sniggering)! Some Scottish mincer delivering a tad-too-long factoid about each team, thus lengthening an already uneccesarily lengthy process into a teeth-itchingly grating one. .......and the ghost of Ted Croker looked on......and was sore ditressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 Jumpers for goalposts ... mmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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