scotty Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 We clearly have too much time on our hands. The Corner, up to now, has 49999 posts on it. Don't we have better things to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: We clearly have too much time on our hands. The Corner, up to now, has 49999 posts on it. Don't we have better things to do? No! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: No! I've been thinking about this alfie, and I intend to spend more time smoking, drinking and gambling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 Scotty, if you have no desire to contribute to intelligent debate, then this site is for you. If you really want to make a difference, throw a few likes around on faecesbook and post a picture of your dinner. Either that or mumsnet you pathetic wimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 And thanks to cunts like Frank many complete bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 I went to mumsnet ........ They didn't believe that I was a Russian pole dancer called Tamara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 10 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I went to mumsnet ........ They didn't believe that I was a Russian pole dancer called Tamara. Fussy bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I went to mumsnet ........ They didn't believe that I was a Russian pole dancer called Tamara. it would have to be a fucking big pole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: it would have to be a fucking big pole Dontcha know it baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 52 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: it would have to be a fucking big pole 48 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Dontcha know it baby! Yeah, but it's not his pole he dances round... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: I've been thinking about this alfie, and I intend to spend more time smoking, drinking and gambling. It is because of smoking that I am on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 If you subtract the various contributions from the sheep, the chimp, and the Greek, and allow for the mass-deletion of Jib Jabs, there's only actually been 27 posts since 2014. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 15 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I went to mumsnet ........ They didn't believe that I was a Russian pole dancer called Tamara. It's all in the name, Spot. If you had tried Ekaterina, Irina, Ivana, Elena, Ludmilla, or Natalya, you would have been in their loving embrace. Sort yourself out, Spotto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 On 31/01/2016 at 1:45 PM, Cuntybaws said: If you subtract the various contributions from the sheep, the chimp, and the Greek, and allow for the mass-deletion of Jib Jabs, there's only actually been 27 posts since 2014. 27? Fuck me, we're doing well then...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 On January 31, 2016 at 8:45 AM, Cuntybaws said: If you subtract the various contributions from the sheep, the chimp, and the Greek, and allow for the mass-deletion of Jib Jabs, there's only actually been 27 posts since 2014. Do the extensive catalogues of "kill yourself" and "drink bleach" responses also get deleted, or will they be staying, boosting the final post count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Do the extensive catalogues of "kill yourself" and "drink bleach" responses also get deleted, or will they be staying, boosting the final post count? Fuck me, if they get deleted there's nothing left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 On 31/01/2016 at 9:19 AM, cuntspotter said: I went to mumsnet ........ They didn't believe that I was a Russian pole dancer called Tamara. Fucking cheek. You should have sent them a selfie in your underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Fucking cheek. You should have sent them a selfie in your underwear. Speaking of selfies..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 16 hours ago, MikeD said: Fuck me, if they get deleted there's nothing left. Well, we would still have the ashes! I'm already on me way out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Well, we would still have the ashes! I'm already on me way out! And that's all that matters. And this girl at work, which is shite by the way, because everyone's wrong and a cunt except me...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: And that's all that matters. And this girl at work, which is shite by the way, because everyone's wrong and a cunt except me...... I should have stayed self-employed, everyone I work with now is a cunt... ... hang on.. I am still self employed... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I should have stayed self-employed, everyone I work with now is a cunt... ... hang on.. I am still self employed... ? The beauty of self employment ding is that you can tell any customer who happens to also be a cunt to fuck off. I managed a whole three months as an employee, and that was 35 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: The beauty of self employment ding is that you can tell any customer who happens to also be a cunt to fuck off. I managed a whole three months as an employee, and that was 35 years ago. When i worked in the NHS/DH, I could get away with telling people to fuck off a lot easier than i can as self-employed now.. too much money at stake now whereas before I could prove they provoked me and were being unreasonable every single time... nearly got a couple of them sacked for me telling them to fuck off... now THAT was fucking hilarious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: I should have stayed self-employed, everyone I work with now is a cunt... ... hang on.. I am still self employed... ? And why is that cunt batting/bowling? It should have been that other cunt who is batting/bowling. Rembrandt, Rolf Harris bollocks etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 50 000 posts in, and three of the most recent threads are about Instagram, Beyonce and West life. If I didn't know where I was, I would have assumed that I'd stumbled across "Jackie" girls annual's new online forum. Put down your copies of Smash Hits magazine and sort it out, you shower of fucking poofs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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