Neil Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Liverpool hotel is 80's built but NO fucking double glazing,paper thin walls thus resulting in a cold noisy room and the couple of cunts in the next room shagging at 4 o fucking clock!,he must have had a fucking huge cock cos she fucking moaned like a good'un.food is shit as well,Norwich don't seem so bad after all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 27 minutes ago, neil298 said: Liverpool hotel is 80's built but NO fucking double glazing,paper thin walls thus resulting in a cold noisy room and the couple of cunts in the next room shagging at 4 o fucking clock!,he must have had a fucking huge cock cos she fucking moaned like a good'un.food is shit as well,Norwich don't seem so bad after all I can just see it now, the noise from next door, the irrepressible urge, the hand goes down to you know where and away you go. Maybe he was slipping her one up the wrong un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Personally I won't stay in a shit hotel. After watching those tv programmes about failing hotels where they show the matress under uv light, the thought of sleeping in strange beds makes my skin crawl. Dirty Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Personally I won't stay in a shit hotel. After watching those tv programmes about failing hotels where they show the matress under uv light, the thought of sleeping in strange beds makes my skin crawl. Dirty Cunts. Then you have Frank, he sleeps in strange beds just for a pack of fags. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Then you have Frank, he sleeps in strange beds just for a pack of fags. Poof. I didn't know that the collective noun for a group of homosexuals was a "pack", wizz. You learn something new every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 I'm in a nice hotel in Weybridge after a 60th anniversary bash. Kicked the sandals off and eased myself into a huge queen sized bed. Mmm luverly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 13 hours ago, scotty said: I didn't know that the collective noun for a group of homosexuals was a "pack", wizz. You learn something new every day. To my knowledge it is a 'fudge' of gays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in a nice hotel in Weybridge after a 60th anniversary bash. Kicked the sandals off and eased myself into a huge queen sized bed. Mmm luverly Roll over, roll over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 13 hours ago, scotty said: I didn't know that the collective noun for a group of homosexuals was a "pack", wizz. You learn something new every day. If I'm honest Scotty, I made it up. I had a few whiskeys on ice. I might be mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in a nice hotel in Weybridge after a 60th anniversary bash. Kicked the sandals off and eased myself into a huge queen sized bed. Mmm luverly hey up ! nice hotel ... queen sized bed ... mmm luverly .... gyppo's turning into eliza fucking doolittle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: hey up ! nice hotel ... queen sized bed ... mmm luverly .... gyppo's turning into eliza fucking doolittle Not if she used a hair pin and battery to short the electronic card reader then barricade herself in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 I'm surprised to see we haven't been regaled yet by Spunkchimp on the relative merits of the Ritz and the Savoy. He must be on a proper ban this time. I've always been more of a "pay by the hour" sort of chap myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 I've shit in a few noisy hotels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm surprised to see we haven't been regaled yet by Spunkchimp on the relative merits of the Ritz and the Savoy. He must be on a proper ban this time. I've always been more of a "pay by the hour" sort of chap myself. Power-napping, Baws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Power-napping, Baws? Er, yes, good call Wiz, that's it exactly. Now, Who Moved My Cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 On Sunday, January 31, 2016 at 0:35 AM, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in a nice hotel in Weybridge after a 60th anniversary bash. Kicked the sandals off and eased myself into a huge queen sized bed. Mmm luverly You're older than i realised Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 9 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You're older than i realised Gyps. Wasn't my 60th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wasn't my 60th No, she can't remember that one... *ducks and runs like fuck* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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