Guest nobgobbler Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't she want one of your jelly babies and to see some puppies then? She might have done until he whipped out his trouser pocket linings, unzipped his fly and did his elephant impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 3 hours ago, scotty said: I remember the first time I ever felt really old. I was chatting up a sexy girl at a party when I suddenly thought "fucking hell, she's 25 years younger than me, I'm old enough to be her father." I hated my 30th birthday. The first time I felt really old, a boy was fixing my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: She might have done until he whipped out his trouser pocket linings, unzipped his fly and did his elephant impression. Works for me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: I hate children. I have none of my own. But I have 4 of the neighbours kids in my cellar. That's usually the first place the police dig up. Ask Rose West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: Somehow, I believe him. I believe the children are our future. </platitude> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's usually the first place the police dig up. Ask Rose West. It's not bodies they are after, its truffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: for fucks sake don't mention concentration camps , it will all kick off again. You heartless twat. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He fell out of a watchtower when he was pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I blame the parents. Ouch, you cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Smash was a pretty good album. Everything since is fucking god awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: Ouch, you cunt! The truth hurts but you've got to be cruel to be kind. You sound like an alright bloke so its probably lyall your missus fault, the old hag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 To be fair he does look more like her than me,hold on! ....that milkman had big ears as well....FUCKING BITCH! !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 49 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The truth hurts but you've got to be cruel to be kind. You sound like an alright bloke so its probably lyall your missus fault, the old hag. What the fuck is going on around here? Is this irons reunited all of a sudden? Neil is not an alright bloke by any stretch of the imagination. He's a depraved shit eater with the morals of a frankenstein monster, built with parts from Rolf Harris, Fred West and Punkape; blood transfusion provided by Barrymore. He should travel to Mars on a fucking lylo. As for you Drew, I've seen less reprehensible pieces of shit hosting Supermarket Sweep. If I farted into an audio-to-text app on my phone, I reckon it would make more sense than some of the shit you come out with. You basically need to drown. I bet you can't tell the difference between the tissues you wank into and the ones you wipe your arse with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 16 hours ago, nocti said: What the fuck is going on around here? Is this irons reunited all of a sudden? Neil is not an alright bloke by any stretch of the imagination. He's a depraved shit eater with the morals of a frankenstein monster, built with parts from Rolf Harris, Fred West and Punkape; blood transfusion provided by Barrymore. He should travel to Mars on a fucking lylo. As for you Drew, I've seen less reprehensible pieces of shit hosting Supermarket Sweep. If I farted into an audio-to-text app on my phone, I reckon it would make more sense than some of the shit you come out with. You basically need to drown. I bet you can't tell the difference between the tissues you wank into and the ones you wipe your arse with. Get off the fence Nocti for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 24 minutes ago, Snatch said: Get off the fence Nocti for fucks sake. Haha. I'm pandering more to the recent moaning about lack of venom, I must admit. They're not that bad I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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