Guest nobgobbler Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Why are the police not looking for this cunt who is obviously a fucking psychopathic killer instead of leaving it to jo public? The scum bag obviously enjoys the act of murder and I can't help thinking he/she/it will progress to human victims. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Evil cunt, hope some gnarly owner finds them first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 If he gets promoted to killing people, I vote for Croydon as his patch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Why are the police not looking for this cunt who is obviously a fucking psychopathic killer instead of leaving it to jo public? The scum bag obviously enjoys the act of murder and I can't help thinking he/she/it will progress to human victims. Cunt. MMM....... I love Chinese food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 It's Jazz, isn't it? The Corner used to be his safety valve, but now no quadruped is safe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's Jazz, isn't it? The Corner used to be his safety valve, but now no quadruped is safe. Pachyderm, arachnid, echinoderm - he'd fuck a frog if he could stop it hopping, that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Pachyderm, arachnid, echinoderm - he'd fuck a frog if he could stop it hopping, that one. There's a proper Latin name for cunts who fuck dolphins in the blowhole, but it's too early in the evening to be Googling something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There's a proper Latin name for cunts who fuck dolphins in the blowhole, but it's too early in the evening to be Googling something like that. Yeah, give it five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Why are the police not looking for this cunt who is obviously a fucking psychopathic killer instead of leaving it to jo public? The scum bag obviously enjoys the act of murder and I can't help thinking he/she/it will progress to human victims. Cunt. Nobgobbler try this cunt on for size, this shitstain is almost a local legend, he's even done the same property a couple of times and once had a kfc in their posh outhouse, i think mostly the old bill struggle to find their arses with both hands........ Man behind up to 400 burglaries in Wimbledon Village 'may be local' Police searching for a burglar, believed to have stolen as much as £2 million worth of goods from homes around Wimbledon Village, think he may live near the area. It could explain why the burglaries, as many as 400 over the past six years, all took place within two miles of each other. The man known as the "Wimbledon Prowler" picks the locks of expensive homes with wealthy residents while they sleep. Tennis star Boris Becker has been targeted twice. The thief takes items that fit in his pockets, and often a little at a time so his victims don't realise they've been burgled. The prowler has managed to evade capture despite being seen regularly on domestic CCTV cameras. He is believed to have broken into 156 homes since 2008, but makes return visits after stealing keys. Asked how someone could get away with so much for so long, Detective Inspector Dan O'Sullivan told ITV London that with crimes spread over six years, many of them initially unreported, only recently have police been able to link them to one culprit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 So he kills cats and burgles houses? I reckon he's a member of CC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, deebom said: So he kills cats and burgles houses? I reckon he's a member of CC. Maybe not yet but after tonight there appears to be a place up for grabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Why are the police not looking for this cunt who is obviously a fucking psychopathic killer instead of leaving it to jo public? The scum bag obviously enjoys the act of murder and I can't help thinking he/she/it will progress to human victims. Cunt. Some snooping on the sly of the local chinese takeaway might solve the case Gobbie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 41 minutes ago, deebom said: So he kills cats and burgles houses? I reckon he's a member of CC. Ok that i can accept, i struggle to pick my nose/arse after a few peronis let alone someone's fucking patio doors when their upstairs in bed, and kfc as well, jesus fucking christ of nazareth, this rat's cock needs catching and birching (boris beckers a sausage eating cunt) beside the point.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 JS 3 hours ago, Spatchcock said: Nobgobbler try this cunt on for size, this shitstain is almost a local legend, he's even done the same property a couple of times and once had a kfc in their posh outhouse, i think mostly the old bill struggle to find their arses with both hands........ Man behind up to 400 burglaries in Wimbledon Village 'may be local' Police searching for a burglar, believed to have stolen as much as £2 million worth of goods from homes around Wimbledon Village, think he may live near the area. It could explain why the burglaries, as many as 400 over the past six years, all took place within two miles of each other. The man known as the "Wimbledon Prowler" picks the locks of expensive homes with wealthy residents while they sleep. Tennis star Boris Becker has been targeted twice. The thief takes items that fit in his pockets, and often a little at a time so his victims don't realise they've been burgled. The prowler has managed to evade capture despite being seen regularly on domestic CCTV cameras. He is believed to have broken into 156 homes since 2008, but makes return visits after stealing keys. Asked how someone could get away with so much for so long, Detective Inspector Dan O'Sullivan told ITV London that with crimes spread over six years, many of them initially unreported, only recently have police been able to link them to one culprit. So he picks the locks. Then nicks the keys then presumably the victims get the locks changed, so he has to pick the locks again on his return. What's the fucking point in nicking the keys? Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Burglars are snidey, weaselish little cunts sneaking around in Dunlop green flash daps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 It seems that Croydon has another strange cunt on the loose. A guide dog was stabbed in a park yesterday according to the Mail. Wish I lived there. Seem like nice people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: It seems that Croydon has another strange cunt on the loose. A guide dog was stabbed in a park yesterday according to the Mail. Wish I lived there. Seem like nice people. You want to live in a park . I think that could be arranged. What kind of bench do you prefer , wood , iron or concrete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: You want to live in a park . I think that could be arranged. What kind of bench do you prefer , wood , iron or concrete. Your concern for my well-being and comfort is very touching. That makes you a faggot as far as I can tell. Now fuck off back to faecesbook with all the other nice people you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Your concern for my well-being and comfort is very touching. That makes you a faggot as far as I can tell. Now fuck off back to faecesbook with all the other nice people you cunt. Eh? I'm nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Eh? I'm nice. I think you mean niche Quince you nutty cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 19 hours ago, deebom said: So he kills cats and burgles houses? I reckon he's a member of CC. Not me.. I wouldn't go near London.. 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: JS So he picks the locks. Then nicks the keys then presumably the victims get the locks changed, so he has to pick the locks again on his return. What's the fucking point in nicking the keys? Stupid cunt. Copy the keys, take back the originals, if you haven't nicked too much like he seems to, they'll never notice. And you'd be surprised at how many people don't change teh locks after a burglary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Not me.. I wouldn't go near London.. Copy the keys, take back the originals, if you haven't nicked too much like he seems to, they'll never notice. And you'd be surprised at how many people don't change teh locks after a burglary... Oh I know. My brother's always laughing how easy it is to...oh...er! Never mind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: JS So he picks the locks. Then nicks the keys then presumably the victims get the locks changed, so he has to pick the locks again on his return. What's the fucking point in nicking the keys? Stupid cunt. He only takes small expensive items most of the time these rich cunts don't even realise they have been turned over until they want to wear the missing item he's a class A cuntburp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, Spatchcock said: He only takes small expensive items most of the time these rich cunts don't even realise they have been turned over until they want to wear the missing item he's a class A cuntburp I think the victims are class A cunt burps if they let him come back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 The Croydon catboy is in trouble now - the Twitter Z-listers are on the case! "Several celebrities have joined the hunt for the Croydon killer, with the likes of Dermot O'Leary and Caroline Flack retweeting Peta's reward to their followers on social media. The Vamps' lead guitarist, James McVey, has also offered free tour tickets to anyone who can help track the killer down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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