Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Not sure about that Wiz, "Sailors" is only a euphemism for faggots. Fair point, Frank does claim to love the activity, and sailing as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fair point, Frank does claim to love the activity, and sailing as well. Whoops too slow Quincy you fucking clot, he got in there like a terrier on a rat before we could edit the "faggot" , and protect our arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Less botting, Quince. More chuffing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I beg your pardon, Alfie, would you mind terribly yielding the right of way??? Do you mind getting your smart car equivalent of a space ship out my fucking way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Now look here, I have just put this together in the shed...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Now look here, I have just put this together in the shed...... Oi, there's a bay open right next to the exhaust port. What could possibly go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'm not in the Navy or gay but don't you moor a yacht? You park a car, or a bike if you're a tree hugging Manc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm not in the Navy or gay but don't you moor a yacht? You park a car, or a bike if you're a tree hugging Manc. But otherwise, the nom is excellent , right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Errmm, let me think about it for a picosecond, no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 03/01/2016 at 06:46, Guest deebom said: Good nom, it's nice to get a glimpse into the lives of the rich. You cunt. DB Dum Bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 On 03/01/2016 at 00:09, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hi, my names Quincy Cockfingers, when I'm not heli-skiing with John Leslie or pipetting coke up a hookers asshole, chances are I'm in the fucking Priory. I had always thought it crass for any cunt to flaunt his wealth or flash it, until I had it in fucking spades, and can now confirm it is no issue at all to be a smug, insufferable cunt beyond belief. Not that I give a flying fuck about fucking scum like you I am absolutely plum tickled to be in the position to bitch about parking ones yacht, fucking wasted. I rarely drive, because it is immensely more preferable to be driven, dead drunk; without practice in these matters it is a total cunt to have to park ones yacht, fucking wasted, especially in foreign shite holes like Antigua or Santorini where the sky, land and berths are normally reeling all over the fucking place in a boozy, benzo haze. I'm not sure what the fuck you're meant to do with parking these >120 foot yachts when you are out of your rich, rich mind, because any cunt that can afford one will by default exist in a permanent state of shitfacedness, if he's worth his salt. Personally, I'd be more comfortable if they did not have a fucking steering wheel at all, for to me, it's like a very swank, comfortable, 2 cinema room fucking loaded gun. Come back, you track-armed, paradoxically fat, junkie fucking cunt. I miss you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Come back, you track-armed, paradoxically fat, junkie fucking cunt. I miss you. Even his profile on that stupid fucking online Spaceship pilot game that he played, hasn't been touched for years. Baldy fucking Buck Rodgers cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Even his profile on that stupid fucking online Spaceship pilot game that he played, hasn't been touched for years. Baldy fucking Buck Rodgers cunt. Does he get to fuck Colonel Deering? Or just Colonel Sanders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does he get to fuck Colonel Deering? Or just Colonel Sanders? He shites in tweeky's mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He shites in tweeky's mouth. his helmet shaped head was popular with Wilma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He shites in tweeky's mouth. I however, would drink Wilma's piss and use her shit for toothpaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I however, would drink Wilma's piss and use her shit for toothpaste. I'd inject her piss into my veins and rub her shit into my open wounds after a bit of self harming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Just now, ratcum said: I'd inject her piss into my veins and rub her shit into my open wounds after a bit of self harming. In all honesty rat fuehrer, I'd settle with the thought of rubbing my sweaty pecker against her spandex clad camel toe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He shites in tweeky's mouth. "Beedliebeedlie that's taste good Buck". Fucking hated that little prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Beedliebeedlie that's taste good Buck". Fucking hated that little prick. I was trying to recall the noise that little bastard made. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I however, would drink Wilma's piss and use her shit for toothpaste. You're a fucking smooth bastard Stubby, you really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: In all honesty rat fuehrer, I'd settle with the thought of rubbing my sweaty pecker against her spandex clad camel toe In all honesty Shrub, I'd settle with the thought of you clad in spandex, rubbing a sweaty toe against a camel's pecker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're a fucking smooth bastard Stubby, you really are. Wilma Flintstone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: In all honesty Shrub, I'd settle with the thought of you clad in spandex, rubbing a sweaty toe against a camel's pecker Funny you mention it, on that cycling holiday in Tunisia.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Whatever happened to noms like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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