Guest MikeD Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 She predicted 9/11....apparently. She predicted the rise of ISIS....apparently. Now she says that "something really bad" will happen in 2016. Truly a gifted fucking woman, here was me thinking that everything this year would just be hunky-fucking-dory. Look at the fucking state of it, it looks like they've dug up Mother Theresa and inflated her with a bicycle pump. Hanging's too good for these bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: She predicted 9/11....apparently. She predicted the rise of ISIS....apparently. Now she says that "something really bad" will happen in 2016. Truly a gifted fucking woman, here was me thinking that everything this year would just be hunky-fucking-dory. Look at the fucking state of it, it looks like they've dug up Mother Theresa and inflated her with a bicycle pump. Hanging's too good for these bastards. Do you have her bank account details? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Do you have her bank account details? I asked her to write them down, no joy. Fuck knows why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, MikeD said: She predicted 9/11....apparently. She predicted the rise of ISIS....apparently. Now she says that "something really bad" will happen in 2016. Truly a gifted fucking woman, here was me thinking that everything this year would just be hunky-fucking-dory. Look at the fucking state of it, it looks like they've dug up Mother Theresa and inflated her with a bicycle pump. Hanging's too good for these bastards. I see...I see it...its coming...its becoming clear and there is a message coming over..its.."in 2016 someone will call you a cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 you cunt Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: you cunt Mike. Truly a man of great and mystical powers. Any chance of tonight's lottery numbers, you fucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 A blind seer, I wonder how she makes a prophet? All these fake cunts should be shot in the face. Fucking con merchants. Only backwards people believe in their shite, remember that, it is not Decimus at fault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 I wonder if she can predict future ProfB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 I predicted everything......................after it had fucking happened. I will counteract her prediction and say that something really good will happen in 2016. You'll have to wait for specific details...............................................normally provided after the fucking event, and therefore NOT A FUCKING PREDICTION. Gyps, you must know this haggered old witch, she looks like one of your types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Don't be too hard on the blind Bulgarian bint, it can't be easy coming up with fresh predictions when you've been dead for twenty fucking years. Here are some of her other comedic gems: The ice caps will be melted by 2045 The US will launch an attack on Muslim-held Europe using a climate-based ‘instant freezing’ weapon Between 2170 to 2256 a Mars colony will gain nuclear weapons, and demand independence from Earth ProfB will post something intelligent in 2033 PS Only three of these predictions are genuine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: She predicted 9/11....apparently. She predicted the rise of ISIS....apparently. Now she says that "something really bad" will happen in 2016. Truly a gifted fucking woman, here was me thinking that everything this year would just be hunky-fucking-dory. Look at the fucking state of it, it looks like they've dug up Mother Theresa and inflated her with a bicycle pump. Hanging's too good for these bastards. I predict a fry-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 It's Doris Jeavons from Hill Street ... I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 "I predict pain." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 I predict that in 2016, day will follow night. I know you naysayers don't believe me so I will make another more imminent prediction. At exactly 10.30 on this morning the 3rd January 2016,I will probably be in the Lewisham branch of Tesco. Or maybe Aldi on The Old Kent Road, depends on what MrsBom says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 52 minutes ago, deebom said: I predict that in 2016, day will follow night. I know you naysayers don't believe me so I will make another more imminent prediction. At exactly 10.30 on this morning the 3rd January 2016,I will probably be in the Lewisham branch of Tesco. Or maybe Aldi on The Old Kent Road, depends on MrsBom says. I predict a riot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 I predict that in 2016 certain posters on here will be called out as fantasists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I predict that in 2016 certain posters on here will be called out as fantasists. Come on now Alfie, that's getting to Mystic Meg levels of bollocks. As if! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't be too hard on the blind Bulgarian bint, it can't be easy coming up with fresh predictions when you've been dead for twenty fucking years. Here are some of her other comedic gems: The ice caps will be melted by 2045 The US will launch an attack on Muslim-held Europe using a climate-based ‘instant freezing’ weapon Between 2170 to 2256 a Mars colony will gain nuclear weapons, and demand independence from Earth ProfB will post something intelligent in 2033 PS Only three of these predictions are genuine. Se's be watching too many Hollywood films again... the Marvel ones are just shite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Apparently she was blinded after her village was hit by a tornado,didn't see that fucker coming did she? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: are you saying I talk rubbish? Nooooo. Edited January 3, 2016 by Snatch Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 49 minutes ago, ProfB said: Nono, I see myself as the brains of the corner. Yes, the shit for brains of the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 "you will shortly be visited by a tall man wearing a dark cape and wielding a scythe", I only said to Mystic Meg the other day. That'll fucking learn her for all that bollox predicting the winner of the National Lottery, she never once predicted the winner would be a tall good looking man with a huge cock, which is why I never won a fucking thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: "you will shortly be visited by a tall man wearing a dark cape and wielding a scythe", I only said to Mystic Meg the other day. That'll fucking learn her for all that bollox predicting the winner of the National Lottery, she never once predicted the winner would be a tall good looking man with a huge cock, which is why I never won a fucking thing. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Sue R Pipe said: Fucking idiot. Up your game FFS. You've been here about 2 days and you haven't posted anything for me to conclude that you're nothing more than a prepubescent teen who thinks he / she / it is a grown up if they swear. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: Fucking idiot. Finally, a decent post from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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