Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 53 minutes ago, Ape said: You fucking wanker. What’s going on here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Looking for a new cellmate then, Punky? Gender neutral toilet for you.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What’s going on here ? I’ve no idea, although I suspect Dan’s had a bottle of whisky for his tea. He’s an utter prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: Tata Steely has lost the plot and needs to go into a home for the enfeebled and mentally debilitated. The same one you're in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: The same one you're in? Cheers Bertie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 58 minutes ago, Punkape said: Gender neutral toilet for you.... lol. Is that meant as an insult? Punkers the "special" lavatories tend to have more space, amenities and LOCKS on the doors. I'd be able to take a punkape in peace, and plug the toilet without a walk in, or some cunt occupying the adjacent stall and violating rule one of toilet etiquette. You didn't think that one through. Disabled loos and gender neutral loos are essentially the same. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Is that meant as an insult? Punkers the "special" lavatories tend to have more space, amenities and LOCKS on the doors. I'd be able to take a punkape in peace, and plug the toilet without a walk in, or some cunt occupying the adjacent stall and violating rule one of toilet etiquette. You didn't think that one through. Disabled loos and gender neutral loos are essentially the same. LOL You forgot "fuck off" Wiz you silly bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, nocti said: You forgot "fuck off" Wiz you silly bastard! I was erring on the side of caution when it comes to the barrage of "repeat bollocks" posts.from Frank. I didn't wan t to lure him out of his self-imposed departure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: BBC 4. Documentary concerning our favourite little tin bastards. Starts in 5 minutes. "In four billion years, the Sun will collapse but Voyager will still be travelling. It might be the only reminder we ever existed on this pale blue dot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "In four billion years, the Sun will collapse but Voyager will still be travelling. It might be the only reminder we ever existed on this pale blue dot." That's assuming it's not struck by some other piece of space debris in that time. I've no idea the probabilities of such an event, but I'd wager it more likely than PunkApe actually owning a Bentley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: That's assuming it's not struck by some other piece of space debris in that time. I've no idea the probabilities of such an event, but I'd wager it more likely than PunkApe actually owning a Bentley. The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one - but still...they come. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 4 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: That's assuming it's not struck by some other piece of space debris in that time. I've no idea the probabilities of such an event, but I'd wager it more likely than PunkApe actually owning a Bentley. Probably less likely than you ever getting into his golf club. Lol. Etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one - but still...they come. One wonders how long it’d take them...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 17 minutes ago, Bubba C said: One wonders how long it’d take them...... Decades if they use the M25 and Southern Railway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Decades if they use the M25 and Southern Railway. Who the fuck are you? Piss off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "In four billion years, the Sun will collapse but Voyager will still be travelling. It might be the only reminder we ever existed on this pale blue dot." How do you know the Sun will collapse in 4billion years ? In another 100 years we might have lowered the temperature and be inhabiting it.... Nostradamus was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Call the midwife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: Call the midwife! VOTE RAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 On 14 January 2018 at 12:01 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: I stand by it. What do you think? I think I'd like to see franks still twitching corpse set alight. What about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "In four billion years, the Sun will collapse but Voyager will still be travelling." And you still wont be able to get a seat on the nasty rattly little plastic units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think I'd like to see franks still twitching corpse set alight. What about you? I was thinking of moving to Corsica, acquiring a mountain shack, become a maker of goats cheeses and charcuterie, a giver of sound advice, a wizard, and also deal a bit of weed. What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I was thinking of moving to Corsica, acquiring a mountain shack, become a maker of goats cheeses and charcuterie, a giver of sound advice, a wizard, and also deal a bit of weed. What do you think? Great idea, and I'd be happy to be your bong packer and "milk your goat". However, I'd have the wife a kids in tow and I'm not that much of cunt to force them on anyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Great idea, and I'd be happy to be your bong packer and "milk your goat". However, I'd have the wife a kids in tow and I'm not that much of cunt to force them on anyone. Milkin’ my one eyed goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Milkin’ my one eyed goat. After all that goats cheese, charcuterie and ganj, you won't be able to attain even half mast so I would literally be forced to have brutal anal sex with the goats so I'm out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steve Wilson Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Richard Osman the wanker is more like it and that goes for his mate Alexander Armstrong as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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