Ape™️ Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 There seems to be a breed of cunt that just can't see events unfolding before them on roads and, particularly, motorways. They fail to see they are closing in on someone at a rate of knots, or the person on their inside indicating to change lanes, and end up either panic braking or themselves changing lanes at the last second, causing a hazard to other road users. These cunts should be made to drink a pint of Quincy's festive bleach and left to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Or those who can anticipate (there's a big fucking queue on the inside line. The outside lane is empty - prithee, could it be - a wild stab in the dark here - the OUTSIDE LADE IS CONED OFF???!!!) but blithely saunter on their own sweet way, because they are elite persons, who know no rules, take no prisoners and will insert themselves into your lane, right in front of you, like a gay rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 I never saw this nom coming..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 You should have anticipated that every other person on the road drives like a cunt. And therefore I guess that makes you a cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Fucking motorists. Put on this earth to piss off us cyclists. Polluting, selfish, tunnel-visioned cunts. All of you. Crash and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Fucking motorists. Put on this earth to piss off us cyclists. Polluting, selfish, tunnel-visioned cunts. All of you. Crash and die. You're a cyclist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Pedestrians are a bunch of cunts too. Two 13 year old girls walked out in front of me earlier today to get to their three mates at the other side of the road. All shouting their stupid gobs off and giggling, probably dunk on wine gums. The traffic crawled along and I stopped at the lights. The same two daft cunts decided to step out once again into the road in the opposite direction nearly getting run over by oncoming traffic. The remaining three gave way but but soon ran out of patience so they walked BACKWARDS across the road while the lights were changing. Can't they just fuck off and stop annoying everybody. I anticipate they will all be roadkill before their next birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Balanced out by the cunts who anticipate too much, slowing down 500 yards before a roundabout, or on approach to a set of green traffic lights which then, surprise sur-fucking-prise, change to red just as they get there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 34 minutes ago, Ape said: 35 minutes ago, Ape said: You're a cyclist? Certainly am. A cycle commuter. Only use cars when casevaced from the pub by taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You should have anticipated that every other person on the road drives like a cunt. And therefore I guess that makes you a cunt too. It's really how much of a cunt is the ambient known level of cuntishness. Cunts often run into difficulty driving in certain places having misjudged this. For instance , if you've driven in Sicily, as I had to a couple of years ago, it took a few fucking hair raising days before I noticed a couple of things and adjusted accordingly- first, there was no car on the road better than a 190 taxi standard merc, and what there was was dinged to fuck. Secondly, where over here one operates on the assumption that other drivers approaching you at high closing speed give the slightest fuck- not so! If you allow any consideration whatever - you're fucked! Counter intuitively , when some cunt comes round a corner wide with lights up- put the foot down, flick up to full beam, confuse him by springing the boot and turning on the hazard lights, hold the horn down first and loudly. This demonstrates the kind of cunt you are to these macho Italian faggots and insulates you from any awful traffic accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 22 minutes ago, Manky said: Certainly am. A cycle commuter. Only use cars when casevaced from the pub by taxi. Funny, I don't remember you ever mentioning this before..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 55 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's really how much of a cunt is the ambient known level of cuntishness. Cunts often run into difficulty driving in certain places having misjudged this. For instance , if you've driven in Sicily, as I had to a couple of years ago, it took a few fucking hair raising days before I noticed a couple of things and adjusted accordingly- first, there was no car on the road better than a 190 taxi standard merc, and what there was was dinged to fuck. Secondly, where over here one operates on the assumption that other drivers approaching you at high closing speed give the slightest fuck- not so! If you allow any consideration whatever - you're fucked! Counter intuitively , when some cunt comes round a corner wide with lights up- put the foot down, flick up to full beam, confuse him by springing the boot and turning on the hazard lights, hold the horn down first and loudly. This demonstrates the kind of cunt you are to these macho Italian faggots and insulates you from any awful traffic accident. I didn't anticipate having to read another tedious anichdote from our resident adhd sufferer. Maybe I should have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 3 hours ago, MikeD said: I never saw this nom coming..... I did... 2 minutes ago, Gurt said: I didn't anticipate having to read another tedious anichdote from our resident adhd sufferer. Maybe I should have see above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 55 minutes ago, Ape said: Funny, I don't remember you ever mentioning this before..... I might have forgotten to mention it. Brain damage through breathing car exhaust fumes perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 13 minutes ago, Manky said: I might have forgotten to mention it. Brain damage through breathing car exhaust fumes perhaps. Let's hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 12 minutes ago, Ape said: Let's hope so. Up yours cunt. Pints of southern puff bleach make me Superman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 32 minutes ago, Manky said: Up yours cunt. Pints of southern puff bleach make me Superman They serve it too warm, and with no fucking head on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 5 hours ago, MikeD said: I never saw this nom coming..... I didn't anticipate it either :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 27 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I didn't anticipate it either You have a nice pussy... the cat looks totally fuckable as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 13 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: You have a nice pussy... the cat looks totally fuckable as well. ...fur fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 36 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I didn't anticipate it either :( I still think of you every day, Pen. Here's to a wonderful Christmas and my very best wishes for the New Year. F xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 10 minutes ago, scotty said: ...fur fucks sake. I'm amazed it took so fucking long for someone to say it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 3 minutes ago, Frank. said: I still think of you every day, Pen. Here's to a wonderful Christmas and my very best wishes for the New Year. F xx More shite from the drab Frank cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 2 hours ago, Gurt said: I didn't anticipate having to read another tedious anichdote from our resident adhd sufferer. Maybe I should have Lesson learned Gurt. The Cunts want succinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 6 minutes ago, Frank. said: I still think of you every day, Pen. Here's to a wonderful Christmas and my very best wishes for the New Year. F xx Fuck off baldie, the broad's mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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