Guest Snatch Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Just wait until she self-diagnoses with nymphomania and then fill yer boots!Judge is going to love this thread.The self-opinionated cunt is probably knocking one off as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Just wait until she self-diagnoses with nymphomania and then fill yer boots!Fucking hell. I must do something about that 5 lb I've put on. Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 the psychiatric profession is constantly reclassifying normal emotional responses as clinical states (being shy is now social phobia), and thereby increasing the potential market for drug companies to target. "Last month my company both invented and cured restless eye syndrome. Ka-ching, ya blinky chumps!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Just wait until she self-diagnoses with nymphomania and then fill yer boots!Well winter's coming on, need something to keep the heat in.That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I'm not sure I'd last 2 minutes, I'm on a hair-trigger already!Isn't that fellow in your avatar pic dead? I remember him; Benny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 if only she'd have bought it in black,every girl knows black is more slimmingsee that chimney breast ... what the fuck were they thinking of ... stretcher for an interior fire surround ! ... get a fucking grip and smack some flemish up rapido ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Pile of shit.You don't back yourself enough to nominate something, do you? You've become a poor imitation of your former self and you know it. You are a Frank tribute act - it looks like Frank, sounds like Frank, but there's something lacking, and there's not going to be any new material coming out."The Frank Experience", coming to a provincial market town near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Bollocks. That women doesn't actually exist does she you bullshitting cunt?You caught me Gongers! It's extremely far fetched that anyone might work with someone who overreacts to symptoms of illness.You got me good there, made me look like a right cunt didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 You caught me Gongers! It's extremely far fetched that anyone might work with someone who overreacts to symptoms of illness.You got me good there, made me look like a right cunt didn't you? laboured noms are always the work of an over active imagination trying to impress the unimpressible . Or indeed it's all the gospel truth and you're a fucking doctor all of a sudden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Pile of shit.Doltish reply from the site's resident lunkhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I like Decis noms. They are amusing. Sometimes I 'lol' like a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 laboured noms are always the work of an over active imagination trying to impress the unimpressible . Or indeed it's all the gospel truth and you're a fucking doctor all of a sudden.It really isn't any fun when you make yourself look like a cunt without my help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 It really isn't any fun when you make yourself look like a cunt without my help.How dare you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Isn't that fellow in your avatar pic dead? I remember him; Benny!http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/59820-driving-in-this-fucking-country/&page=5#comment-116327 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I like Decis noms. They are amusing. Sometimes I 'lol' like a cunt.Cheers, Bomber. And to any cunt who dislikes the length of a nom then I say it's the content that counts. Someone can do a three pager that's fucking pure class, or it can be shite. Same with a short and to the point couple of sentences. If someone has got the attention span of a fucking gibbon and can't handle more than bitesize chunks of text, then they can fuck off to twitter as far as I'm concerned. I'm not going to lessen my post's to suit the lowest common denominator. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Doltish reply from the site's resident lunkhead.He said lunkhead. Eh heh heh heh, eh heh heh heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I have found the internet to be crucial to having a hypochondric breakdown, if there is such a thing. The number of times I have been browsing the net randomly and suddenly find an item about something or otherl which ten minutes later has listed 12 symptoms of Llasa Fever or Green Monkey Disease. Invariably I can find at least 10 of the symptoms in myself The tinterweb is a real cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I have found the internet to be crucial to having a hypochondric breakdown, if there is such a thing. The number of times I have been browsing the net randomly and suddenly find an item about something or otherl which ten minutes later has listed 12 symptoms of Llasa Fever or Green Monkey Disease. Invariably I can find at least 10 of the symptoms in myself The tinterweb is a real cuntImagine phoning into work on a sicky with the excuse that you've contracted Green Monkey Disease? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I have found the internet to be crucial to having a hypochondric breakdown, if there is such a thing. The number of times I have been browsing the net randomly and suddenly find an item about something or otherl which ten minutes later has listed 12 symptoms of Llasa Fever or Green Monkey Disease. Invariably I can find at least 10 of the symptoms in myself The tinterweb is a real cuntAccording to the internet, myself and most people I know are dead or almost dead.Is that why there's a lot of "kill yourself" comments on here? We might as well if you take the net seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Judge is going to love this thread.The self-opinionated cunt is probably knocking one off as we speak.I doubt it. That's a female in the picture, or at least I think it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/59820-driving-in-this-fucking-country/&page=5#comment-116327Poor chap. I remember seeing that first series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Used to work in Harrogate with someone the size of that biffa....she had an Escort convertible (that shows the vintage..) and I swear she only bought it so she could get in by putting the entire roof down, no way could she get through the doors... probably dead now... and the Escort... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Doltish reply from the site's resident lunkhead.'Doltish lunkhead'. Crikey Clint you're digging deep. I think I'm liking the new you.. bullish with a tinge of cunning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 I wrote a precis for you. "Sticks and Decs hate fat cunts who think they're ill and spit sausage rolls everywhere". How's that?Was that so hard??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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