Guest Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) Shit chute shagger Edited October 10, 2015 by West Cunty It was crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 You are Charlie Dimmock - I claim my £5I've met charlie dimmock, out walking her dog near west wellow. A sexier piece of crackling you'll never see (and charlies not too shabby either. Arf.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 You are Charlie Dimmock - I claim my £5Gobbie I've been thinking of how we can rid of your useless fucker of a hubby once and for all. I do miss our our drunken soirées.. fingers and tongues. I'll get back to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Gobbie I've been thinking of how we can rid of your useless fucker of a hubby once and for all. I do miss our our drunken soirées.. fingers and tongues. I'll get back to you. Frank you vile piece of shit, what on earth goes on in your feeble mind to cause you to repeatedly come up with bizarre nonsense like this? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Starfish trooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Colon Crusader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Butthole Buccaneer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Starfish trooperSarah Brightman is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Gobbie I've been thinking of how we can rid of your useless fucker of a hubby once and for all. I do miss our our drunken soirées.. fingers and tongues. I'll get back to you. A bit close to out of court there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 It's not me that needs to get over anything.Your problem is you can't take criticism. As a Mod you will get criticised and your response is to ban people. Very democratic.Take a leaf out of Spottos book of moderating,he knows how to go about it and has the respect from us on here.Something I feel you haven't.Why do you lack the humour that is CC?You love me today ........ Tomorrow is another country. There are and have been those who would like me to die screaming. My family, chiefly. Today's pearl of wisdom is: Don't take it personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Sarah Brightman is a cunt.She's ruined for eternity now, even if she was attractive could you imagine knobbing the same fanny that hideous cunt lloyd webber had been up to his nuts in? It's too gross to contemplate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 A bit close to out of court there.Shouldn't be too difficult to get a restraining order. His bail conditions must be a mile long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Today's pearl of wisdom is: Don't take it personally.That can be aimed at alot of people on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Sarah Brightman is a cunt.As is Jon Anderson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 As is Jon AndersonMy favourite yes track That can be aimed at alot of people on here.That is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 As is Jon AndersonMy favourite yes trackJon Anderson isn't a Yes track Spotto.He's the one who owns a lonely heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Jon Anderson isn't a Yes track Spotto.He's the one who owns a lonely heart.Starship trooper is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Shouldn't be too difficult to get a restraining order. His bail conditions must be a mile long.Gobbie I took a train into London this morning from Exeter St Davids. Walked over Waterloo bridge into Covent Garden, then took a cab to the Serpentine in Hyde park. I thought perhaps now's the time to make amends and was hoping you'd give me the opportunity to explain myself. There's a romantic little café here overlooking the water where one can watch arabs grollying up. They have small boats for hire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Gobbie I took a train into London this morning from Exeter St Davids. Walked over Waterloo bridge into Covent Garden, then took a cab to the Serpentine in Hyde park. I thought perhaps now's the time to make amends and was hoping you'd give me the opportunity to explain myself. There's a romantic little café here overlooking the water where one can watch arabs grollying up. They have small boats for hire...I was in Exeter yesterday Frank .. how did we miss each other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I was in Exeter yesterday Frank .. how did we miss each other? Pen, whilst Gobbie struggles to come to her senses, I don't mind if you fancy stepping in as her understudy. You'd need to tart up a bit and slap on some cherry lippy.... fear not, I'm way past my face fucking stage! We can wend our way through the park and have afternoon tea at the Dorchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Pen, whilst Gobbie struggles to come to her senses, I don't mind if you fancy stepping in as her understudy. You'd need to tart up a bit and slap on some cherry lippy.... fear not, I'm way past my face fucking stage! We can wend our way through the park and have afternoon tea at the Dorchester.Frank you vile piece of shit, what on earth goes on in your feeble mind to cause you to repeatedly come up with bizarre nonsense like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Gobbie I took a train into London this morning from Exeter St Davids. Walked over Waterloo bridge into Covent Garden, then took a cab to the Serpentine in Hyde park. I thought perhaps now's the time to make amends and was hoping you'd give me the opportunity to explain myself. There's a romantic little café here overlooking the water where one can watch arabs grollying up. They have small boats for hire...A. I am washing my hair.2. I would rather shove my minge through a high speed electric mincer.and D. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 A. I am washing my hair.2. I would rather shove my minge through a high speed electric mincer.and D. Fuck off.What she mean is she's meeting me. Sorry Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 A. I am washing my hair.2. I would rather shove my minge through a high speed electric mincer.and D. Fuck off.Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 That's Dorchester train station. Proper you total bore. If Pen rejects me too, are you around on Wednesday for a pint and a quick reach-around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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