Dyslexic cnut Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Mother & daughter action though...and then the mallet? Spoff relish in her barnet and after wiping your dripping helmet on the curtains and are about to leave the room, glibly look over your shoulder and whisper...’run your fingers through that...Cunt!’ Too gallant? I am old-fashioned I’ve been told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The daughter can fuck off and wash her hair while I get a soapy tit-wank off her mum. What is she hiding with that fringe? She's probably a fucking Klingon. I’d love to pollard Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 BBC can't stop referencing it in all their radio and other shows. Do they really think this is going to save the Licence and their miserable privately educated Oxbridge skins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Cuntbreed Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 They have to give it large for all their shite programs Sums up the BBC i.e. utter cunts. Eastenders with total cunt Danny Dyer,Casualty,Holby City,A Question Of Sport,etc,etc all a load of fucking wank and 20 years past its sell by date FFS.🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 On 20/08/2018 at 19:53, Guest DrCunt said: Usual BBC multi-cultural shit fest this year, I see. One black one, one white one, one with a false leg on, and one with the hairs of her dicky di-do hanging down to her knees... Pile of fucking shit. Could this annual wankfest get any lower, I hear you ask? Not lower than a fucking dwarf, surely! Paralympian Ellie Simmonds joins Strictly 2022 line-up As the judging is supposed to take into account style and grace, two things which the PORG community with their stumpy little legs demonstrably lack, she should be gone soon, back to the diamond mines or wherever she normally hangs out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 That fucking mincing cunt off of Radio 2 travel is going on it with an equally mincing fucking partner. He's already said on radio that he can't wait "to put on the glitter and sequins and shimmy across the stage" , Pass the fucking sick bucket 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Could this annual wankfest get any lower, I hear you ask? Not lower than a fucking dwarf, surely! Paralympian Ellie Simmonds joins Strictly 2022 line-up As the judging is supposed to take into account style and grace, two things which the PORG community with their stumpy little legs demonstrably lack, she should be gone soon, back to the diamond mines or wherever she normally hangs out. Flamongo? Spackerana? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Could this annual wankfest get any lower, I hear you ask? Not lower than a fucking dwarf, surely! Paralympian Ellie Simmonds joins Strictly 2022 line-up As the judging is supposed to take into account style and grace, two things which the PORG community with their stumpy little legs demonstrably lack, she should be gone soon, back to the diamond mines or wherever she normally hangs out. Bawsey, I feel that another entry, Jayde Adams "comedienne", who has had such great support from the LGBT, should get a mention. It would be great if the fat, ugly cunt is paired with your chosen dwarf, trips, and squashes the little cuntess to death, during a tango. 10/10 from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 15 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: LGBT...tango Vast Mango In Arris? Adams isn't actually gay, though, is she? But given that this is the best picture she could find for her own web site, I'm not quite sure exactly what the fuck she is. Perhaps she identifies as as extremely greedy leopard? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Vast Mango In Arris? Adams isn't actually gay, though, is she? But given that this is the best picture she could find for her own web site, I'm not quite sure exactly what the fuck she is. Perhaps she identifies as as extremely greedy leopard? Well I would say fucking gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Bawsey, I feel that another entry, Jayde Adams "comedienne", who has had such great support from the LGBT, should get a mention. It would be great if the fat, ugly cunt is paired with your chosen dwarf, trips, and squashes the little cuntess to death, during a tango. 10/10 from me. ...during a tango. What the fizzy orange drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Vast Mango In Arris? Adams isn't actually gay, though, is she? But given that this is the best picture she could find for her own web site, I'm not quite sure exactly what the fuck she is. Perhaps she identifies as as extremely greedy leopard? Grizzly Adams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Vast Mango In Arris? Adams isn't actually gay, though, is she? But given that this is the best picture she could find for her own web site, I'm not quite sure exactly what the fuck she is. Perhaps she identifies as as extremely greedy leopard? Eartha Kitt let herself go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 Maybe one year they'll do a celebrity version? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 Just caught a brief glimpse of Dancing on Ice and noticed that the brother of a well-hung poofter, John Fashanu, was appearing and being interviewed and I jokingly said to Mrs CBB, "It'll be tolerable as long as he doesn't say 'Awooga!' like he used to on Gladiators" and literally the 5th word out of this letter-boxed mouth chimp was 'Awooga!'. You can take the monkey out of the jungle..........., but it's stretching things a bit putting it in a suit and a pair of skates and expecting coherent speech. Fucking pile of wank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 Thankfully I can't see any of the cunting around, but unfortunately I'm hearing all the audio through the wall. Fuck me, you can almost see the sound monkeys playing with their knobs when applause is required, cos the people in the audience are still waiting for a hint of talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 On 08/08/2022 at 00:43, camberwell gypsy said: Eartha Kitt let herself go Where is Scotty when you don't need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Just caught a brief glimpse of Dancing on Ice and noticed that the brother of a well-hung poofter, John Fashanu, was appearing and being interviewed and I jokingly said to Mrs CBB, "It'll be tolerable as long as he doesn't say 'Awooga!' like he used to on Gladiators" and literally the 5th word out of this letter-boxed mouth chimp was 'Awooga!'. You can take the monkey out of the jungle..........., but it's stretching things a bit putting it in a suit and a pair of skates and expecting coherent speech. Fucking pile of wank. Apparently he's a karate black belt but I heard that Duncan Ferguson chinned him in the tunnel at Goodison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently he's a karate black belt but I heard that Duncan Ferguson chinned him in the tunnel at Goodison. He went to a celeb Karate dojo. He does have a black belt but in martial arts terms, it’s the equivalent of a Fisher Price toy steering wheel that a child thinks is actually controlling the car. Not even John Saxon level. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He went to a celeb Karate dojo. He does have a black belt but in martial arts terms, it’s the equivalent of a Fisher Price toy steering wheel that a child thinks is actually controlling the car. Not even John Saxon level. I've always said that the first thing you ask a cunt who says that they are a karate expert is "what school"? If they say "it was in Mitcham/Streatham" or some other place you know they are talking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He went to a celeb Karate dojo. He does have a black belt but in martial arts terms, it’s the equivalent of a Fisher Price toy steering wheel that a child thinks is actually controlling the car. Not even John Saxon level. Probably a rainbow belt in soduku or spot the difference. (gender edition). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've always said that the first thing you ask a cunt who says that they are a karate expert is "what school"? If they say "it was in Mitcham/Streatham" or some other place you know they are talking bollocks. I watched Magnum Force so they can't tell me fuck all about karate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I watched Magnum Force so they can't tell me fuck all about karate. Weaponised ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He went to a celeb Karate dojo. He does have a black belt but in martial arts terms, it’s the equivalent of a Fisher Price toy steering wheel that a child thinks is actually controlling the car. Not even John Saxon level. Nasty case of the Bolo Yeungs... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Nasty case of the Bolo Yeungs... Imagine what Bolo would have done to him in a real life tear up. I doubt Bruce Lee would have lasted long either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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