Jake The Muss Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: Reported for the nun not having bigger tits. She is saving up for a boob job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 15 minutes ago, Fender777 said: She is saving up for a boob job. I'd give her a boob job ok, hhhmmmmmnnnnnnnnggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 12 hours ago, Gurt said: I bet he was hungry again 10 minutes later. Chinese always gives me the shits though. Try eating it without washing it down with man-spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 11 hours ago, Fender777 said: She is saving up for a boob job. If only nuns actually gave a fuck to look that nice. I'd pay good money to see one in a solarium evening out her tan lines like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 23 hours ago, Fender777 said: Think of the grandkids Gobble, that was probably all their pocket money and you go and ruin their dreams to make their tight old cunt of a grandmother happy. What you selling on ebay ?...is it a state of the art dildo that has only been used on special occasions. How do you know these things? To be precise it was a vintage one powered by a dynamo that I nicked off my Dad's moped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 19 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: How do you know these things? To be precise it was a vintage one powered by a dynamo that I nicked off my Dad's moped. If you've so much as walked past a nunnery then 7's will know these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: How do you know these things? To be precise it was a vintage one powered by a dynamo that I nicked off my Dad's moped. I am the oracle of sleaze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Fender777 said: I am the oracle of sleaze. Fends, is there a full size version of your avatar, which spotlights all of the good sisters assets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fends, is there a full size version of your avatar, which spotlights all of the good sisters assets? Fends? It's Lord Fender of Ultra Violence and Unreasoning Hate to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Fender777 said: I am the oracle of sleaze. No you're not 7s. You're a wackjob with a hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Fends? It's Lord Fender of Ultra Violence and Unreasoning Hate to you. He has given me permission to address him as fends. Our mutual appreciation of nuns being exploited offer hours of stimulating conversations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: He has given me permission to address him as fends. Our mutual appreciation of nuns being exploited offer hours of stimulating conversations. Mmm. Usually his 'permissions' aren't much more than Rudolf Mengele's on platform 2 at Auschwitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fends, is there a full size version of your avatar, which spotlights all of the good sisters assets? *Morgan Freeman voice* We'll never really know how many people actually masturbated to Fender's avatar. It will remain a mystery even to himself long after we're all gone. I never really understood him in those wild days, but I imagine he didn't care as long as Punkape wasn't counted amongst them. Fender777, the only man to crawl through a mile of spunk and come out clean on the other side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: Mmm. Usually his 'permissions' aren't much more than Rudolf Mengele's on platform 2 at Auschwitz Mengele could never wield a claw hammer like our Fends. 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: *Morgan Freeman voice* We'll never really know how many people actually masturbated to Fender's avatar. It will remain a mystery even to himself long after we're all gone. I never really understood him in those wild days, but I imagine he didn't care as long as Punkape wasn't counted amongst them. Fender777, the only man to crawl through a mile of spunk and come out clean on the other side. I think we can agree, that if the good sisters were marginally as fit as Fends av, we'd all have had a perfect attendance record, and an advanced knowledge of nun anatomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Mengele could never wield a claw hammer like our Fends. I think we can agree, that if the good sisters were marginally as fit as Fends av, we'd all have had a perfect attendance record, and an advanced knowledge of nun anatomy. I would be a very religious man indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 50 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fends, is there a full size version of your avatar, which spotlights all of the good sisters assets? Wish there was Wiz but the site stopped me from spotlighting the good sisters assets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 49 minutes ago, ratcum said: No you're not 7s. You're a wackjob with a hammer That's true but i am also multi-tasking with the new oracle of sleaze job...i love both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Just now, Fender777 said: Wish there was Wiz but the site stopped me from spotlighting the good sisters assets. Do you happen to remember any words to the more common prayers? I never paid attention as a lad, as the nuns were haggard old cunts. I'll pray the sisterhood gets some new, younger, and more fit talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Fender777 said: That's true but i am also multi-tasking with the new oracle of sleaze job...i love both. Diversifying eh? Careful with that Fender. Jesus tried his hand at the old switcheroo and look what happened to his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 42 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Mengele could never wield a claw hammer like our Fends. I think we can agree, that if the good sisters were marginally as fit as Fends av, we'd all have had a perfect attendance record, and an advanced knowledge of nun anatomy. I still haven't got over the opening credits to that 70's St Trinians film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: Diversifying eh? Careful with that Fender. Jesus tried his hand at the old switcheroo and look what happened to his arse. That's all well and good Ratty, but that was his own mistake for thinking it would be safe around Roman Legionaries. The gullible prat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 51 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Mengele could never wield a claw hammer like our Fends. I think we can agree, that if the good sisters were marginally as fit as Fends av, we'd all have had a perfect attendance record, and an advanced knowledge of nun anatomy. Wiz, what are you playing at with this multi-quoting? Possibly 2 does not count. Still, be aware it can lead to harder things. It's a slippery slope, down into a dirty pool of shitty condoms and aids needles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I still haven't got over the opening credits to that 70's St Trinians film. I found it quite like viewing a depiction of the" Expulsion From Paradise" painting. Thought provoking and profound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Wiz, what are you playing at with this multi-quoting? Possibly 2 does not count. Still, be aware it can lead to harder things. It's a slippery slope, down into a dirty pool of shitty condoms and aids needles. I am mindful about the dangers of multi-quoting, Quince. I had received two notifications on the same topic, and was attempting to avoid flooding the thread with my own responses. One post for both members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 On 30/01/2017 at 9:02 PM, I know that Cunt said: I'd give her a boob job ok, hhhmmmmmnnnnnnnnggg Er, to each his own and all that...but... you'ld like to take a shite on her tits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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