Eddie Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Obviously was doing in wrong in my youth, I mistakenly though it went snog then tit on the outside of the top… https://youtu.be/0VuIShM5kAQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Triskelion foreplay!We come in peace, shoot to kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Think they missed a verse out - the one about chinning the bird who looks like a bloody minkey after snogging her gob off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Shatter was, is and always shall be a weapons grade cunt. The bastard shows up at Star Trek conventions and tells the fans, who have wasted their benefit dole for the month to see him, that it was just a show on television and they should do something with their lives. His words are true enough, but they paid for the man who was Kirk, not some nerve grating, sanctimonious cuntbreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Shatter was, is and always shall be a weapons grade cunt. The bastard shows up at Star Trek conventions and tells the fans, who have wasted their benefit dole for the month to see him, that it was just a show on television and they should do something with their lives. His words are true enough, but they paid for the man who was Kirk, not some nerve grating, sanctimonious cuntbreed. I think this makes him a hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Shatter was, is and always shall be a weapons grade cunt. The bastard shows up at Star Trek conventions and tells the fans, who have wasted their benefit dole for the month to see him, that it was just a show on television and they should do something with their lives. His words are true enough, but they paid for the man who was Kirk, not some nerve grating, sanctimonious cuntbreed. Broney will be disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 then Scotty, I wanted him to 'beam me up.'I wish he had of done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I had a crush on DR Spock when I was 7 It was the ears I think? Cap Kirk was me 2nd Fav, then Scotty, I wanted him to 'beam me up.'Beaming would certainly fit the circumstances around your existence, the cunt should have beamed you back UP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 My dads mate used to watch Star Trek and note down things like one of the cast wearing a wristwatch, or a pair of shoes that were wrong ect. He would then write to Gene Roddenbury informing him of these things. This was in the 80s, long after they had stopped making the multicultural drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 My dads mate used to watch Star Trek and note down things like one of the cast wearing a wristwatch, or a pair of shoes that were wrong ect. He would then write to Gene Roddenbury informing him of these things. This was in the 80s, long after they had stopped making the multicultural drivel.This guy had a mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 My dads mate used to watch Star Trek and note down things like one of the cast wearing a wristwatch, or a pair of shoes that were wrong ect. He would then write to Gene Roddenbury informing him of these things. This was in the 80s, long after they had stopped making the multicultural drivel.He's pretty much the pre-YouTube cunt commenter version of a YouTube cunt commenter. I'm kind of ashamed to admit this in a way, but I think that's fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 He's pretty much the pre-YouTube cunt commenter version of a YouTube cunt commenter. I'm kind of ashamed to admit this in a way, but I think that's fucking brilliant.I thought my dad was a cunt for spending his retirement getting as many letters into the Telegraph as possible, but this chap takes the proverbial hob fucking nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I think weasel boy Eddie was at the convention, he still hasn't done anything with his life though.I've.read many times that Mr. Shathispants is a prima donna arrogant cuntbreed on set. I suppose I expect that from one trick ponies like him. But the cunts who pay to see the shite and buy the merchandising rubbish for their little uns, you give them what they want when they pay you to appear at an event. We're it not for the seat filling arses he'd be nothing. The insufferable cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) Have any of you heared him murdering pop songs? He recites the lyrics in a seriously hammy way, check out his lucy in the sky with diamonds cover, pure shite/genius.I would put a link to it but being the useless cunt I am I haven't yet sussed out how to do it yet. Edited August 20, 2015 by Alfie Noakes Fat finger syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Have any of you heared him murdering pop songs. He recites thge lyrics in a seriously hammy way, check out his lucy in the sky with diamonds cover, pure shite/genius.I would put a link to it but being the useless cunt I am I haven't yet sussed out how to do it yet.indeed I have. Just another facet to this gem cuntitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Have any of you heared him murdering pop songs? He recites the lyrics in a seriously hammy way, check out his lucy in the sky with diamonds cover, pure shite/genius.It's seriously fucked up, true, but Leonard Nimoy doing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" makes Jazz's JibJabs look like... oh, I don't know, some sort of comparison between Rolf Harris and Rembrandt may be apposite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I've.read many times that Mr. Shathispants is a prima donna arrogant cuntbreed on set. I suppose I expect that from one trick ponies like him. But the cunts who pay to see the shite and buy the merchandising rubbish for their little uns, you give them what they want when they pay you to appear at an event. We're it not for the seat filling arses he'd be nothing. The insufferable cuntOne trick pony? You surely can't have forgotten T J Hooker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 One trick pony? You surely can't have forgotten T J Hooker?Sweet fuck almighty, have you seen the state of Adrian Zmed and Heather Locklear these days?I don't fancy yours much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Sweet fuck almighty, have you seen the state of Adrian Zmed and Heather Locklear these days?I don't fancy yours much.We all still would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 We all still would.Possibly one or two on here who would, but only with adrian zmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 One trick pony? You surely can't have forgotten T J Hooker?Different programme name, same rubbish over-acting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I had a crush on DR Spock when I was 7 It was the ears I think? Cap Kirk was me 2nd Fav, then Scotty, I wanted him to 'beam me up.'Give me the tools and I'll do the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I thought my dad was a cunt for spending his retirement getting as many letters into the Telegraph as possible, but this chap takes the proverbial hob fucking nob.I remember his letter about the bastard son he had adopted turning out to be gay. Oh how I laughed, hang on a minute...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Shatter was, is and always shall be a weapons grade cunt. The bastard shows up at Star Trek conventions and tells the fans, who have wasted their benefit dole for the month to see him, that it was just a show on television and they should do something with their lives. His words are true enough, but they paid for the man who was Kirk, not some nerve grating, sanctimonious cuntbreed. An old, has been, fat cunt who doesn't know when to chuck the towel in, at the very least. Possibly one or two on here who would, but only with adrian zmed.He'd have to have a bag over his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I had a crush on DR Spock when I was 7 It was the ears I think? Cap Kirk was me 2nd Fav, then Scotty, I wanted him to 'beam me up.'You mean Mr Spock prof. Dr Spock is someone completely different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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