Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Comparing the Spice Girls to The Beatles is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.surely it would be more like comparing cocks to fannies, since girls have fannies and the Beatles had cocks except for maybe Ringo as I think it was more than just a nickname! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 surely it would be more like comparing cocks to fannies, since girls have fannies and the Beatles had cocks except for maybe Ringo as I think it was more than just a nickname!I think one or two of the spices might be trannies with short arms the size of cricket bats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 I do have to concede.. that Ms Bunton has aged rather better than the others.... she seems to have improved somewhat... * *Note : Fookall to do with her singing voice,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 They're a lot more classy than they used to be, I think all their tattoos are spelt correctly now.They were never 'classy', just a bunch of chancer cunts who got lucky because the great British public fall for every gimmick going, stupid, tone deaf cunts. I do have to concede.. that Ms Bunton has aged rather better than the others.... she seems to have improved somewhat... * *Note : Fookall to do with her singing voice,,,,Oh I get it, you're desperate for a shag, fair enough, why don't you just say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 They were never 'classy', just a bunch of chancer cunts who got lucky because the great British public fall for every gimmick going, stupid, tone deaf cunts.Oh I get it, you're desperate for a shag, fair enough, why don't you just say that?I know I am! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 .......Oh I get it, you're desperate for a shag, fair enough, why don't you just say that?This is the new polite Ding, being nice, helpful and complimentary....... not trying to shout the loudest, or be all mouthy and arrogant..........desperately hoping it gets me a shag... ....................although I am quite happy to accept just a quick BJ off Ms Bunton if that's all she has the time for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 surely it would be more like comparing cocks to fannies, since girls have fannies and the Beatles had cocks except for maybe Ringo as I think it was more than just a nickname!They should just leave the past where it is, I don't even think they wrote the songs without help from a third party anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 They should just leave the past where it is, I don't even think they wrote the songs without help from a third party anyway.Apparently the only writing they did was to add the phrase "zigga zigg..ahh" to their first attempt at a pop song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Fucking "girl power"? I'll bet Scary Cunt couldn't suck Eddie Murphy's cock and bring him a sandwich fast enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Apparently the only writing they did was to add the phrase "zigga zigg..ahh" to their first attempt at a pop song!No wonder they didn't last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Or L7,at least we got to see her snatch!Leave me out of your filth and depravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 ....and rickets by the look of things.In the immortal words of Frankie Boyle, shagging Posh Spice must be like trying to separate two deck chairs with your cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Or L7,at least we got to see her snatch!Leave me out of your filth and depravity.I googled L7 and "flashing" and this is all I got..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 I googled L7 and "flashing" and this is all I got..!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GypkmEUhHvQ Here you go,3.10 in and a hirsute fanny in your face,for fucks sake dont google 'Doggy style' if youre looking for a grooming parlour for your mutt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GypkmEUhHvQ Here you go,3.10 in and a hirsute fanny in your face,for fucks sake dont google 'Doggy style' if youre looking for a grooming parlour for your mutt!What's that one about "lemon shower" or something similar.........?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 What's that one about "lemon shower" or something similar.........??lemonparty.org - it's the one in the central intersection of this Venn diagram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Saw Ginger Spice for the first time in many years just today. Not in person though of course, in a recent pic some twat at work showed me. She looks like she has spent every day since their last tour drinking beneath the dartboard at her local.Still got time for Bunton though. Possibly Sporty after one of Dec's cider based concoctions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Seems it is a bit of bad news for the fans they may wait until 2016.Good news for the rest of us would be to call the whole thing off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Saw Ginger Spice for the first time in many years just today. Not in person though of course, in a recent pic some twat at work showed me. She looks like she has spent every day since their last tour drinking beneath the dartboard at her local.She must have a fanny like a vintage golf bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Saw Ginger Spice for the first time in many years just today. Not in person though of course, in a recent pic some twat at work showed me. She looks like she has spent every day since their last tour drinking beneath the dartboard at her local.Still got time for Bunton though. Possibly Sporty after one of Dec's cider based concoctions.If anything Sporty has improved with age, back in their heyday she was a bit chavvy - hence the nickname Council Estate Spice. She's also had her teeth done and got rid of that hideous gold front tooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 She must have a fanny like a vintage golf bag.Indeed. Capacious to the point that one would suspect that she had received a thoroughly good ashtraying from a certain M.Barrymore esquire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 I cant imagine any of 'em are worth a second look these days but Halliwell in that 'Its raining men' video had a fucking tight body at the time and I for one would like to have made her airtight,the others could and still can fuck off back to Crufts but Geri would get one right up the old stench trench make no mistake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 If anything Sporty has improved with age, back in their heyday she was a bit chavvy - hence the nickname Council Estate Spice. She's also had her teeth done and got rid of that hideous gold front tooth.Sadly she had the tits of a ten year old boy. She is one that would benefit from a pair of 1000 cc silicone implants. Ginger and Scary are beyond salvation. Bunton gives me the horn just as long as she doesn't speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 I cant imagine any of 'em are worth a second look these days but Halliwell in that 'Its raining men' video had a fucking tight body at the time and I for one would like to have made her airtight,the others could and still can fuck off back to Crufts but Geri would get one right up the old stench trench make no mistakeIt makes me smile to see romance is still alive and kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 It makes me smile to see romance is still alive and kicking.Sorry Snatch I forgot to add that i'd give her a bunch of daffs and a toblerone for her efforts,I'm not a complete cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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