scotty Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Clarkson could have killed some cunt and it would make no difference, there's always some bastard who smells the money to be made and will give them whatever they want.And no matter what has been done before, smug, self-absorbed bastards like those three would gladly sell their fucking souls if the money's right and it suited their own ambitions.Like when that fucking rottweiler mike tyson bit holyfields ears off, and that utter cunt roy keane broke haalands leg before pissing on the flag. They both got welcomed back like heroes because there was money to be made. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Because the thing is always looking up your skirt or down your blouse. You'd get hot, as well. Just thinking about it....err.....The Golf GTI Perv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 The Golf GTI Perv.You called? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Anyone who drives a BMW X5 is either a drug dealer or a cunt or quite possibly both. Taxi drivers, regardless of vehicle, are by their very nature cunts. I`ve let them out at junctions , train stations , town centre ranks etc so many times but i can`t recall ever once the cunts doing the same, the selfish bastards. Apparently now even if i vomit all over the back seat due to a hereditary motion sickness problem at 2 AM the barefaced cunts land you with a valeting charge. Where the fuck do they get off at ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Anyone who drives a BMW X5 is either a drug dealer or a cunt or quite possibly both. Taxi drivers, regardless of vehicle, are by their very nature cunts. I`ve let them out at junctions , train stations , town centre ranks etc so many times but i can`t recall ever once the cunts doing the same, the selfish bastards. Apparently now even if i vomit all over the back seat due to a hereditary motion sickness problem at 2 AM the barefaced cunts land you with a valeting charge. Where the fuck do they get off at ?Now you mention it hokey, I can't remember any taxi driver ever letting me out at a junction either. I'm always letting the cunts out, my highway etiquette needs a rethink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Now you mention it hokey, I can't remember any taxi driver ever letting me out at a junction either. I'm always letting the cunts out, my highway etiquette needs a rethink. at least the black cab drivers are telling the truth when they say 'the game aint what it was', now that uber cabs have taken a large slice of the action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Now you mention it hokey, I can't remember any taxi driver ever letting me out at a junction either. I'm always letting the cunts out, my highway etiquette needs a rethink.You might as well let them out because the cunts are coming out anyway. Never play chicken with a cunt in a Datsun Sunny!What I can't work out is why any cunt that gets paid by the second is always in so much of a fucking hurry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 1, 2015 Report Share Posted August 1, 2015 The Golf GTI Perv.It does have a certain marketing genius rhythm to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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