Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 42 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Is that @Mrs Roops? Given that it's a wig, and that I consider it unlikely that Mrs Roops has doubled her BMI in the last few months, I'm going to say no. By all means continue to speculate about other members whose gender identity may be in question, though, and who may or not be wielding a mighty staff of some description. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That's the fattest fucking swan I've ever clapped my eyes upon, it looks as though it's been gorging on French faux grais. I'm not in the least bit fucking interested but, out of curiosity, has anyone checked if the date of non-binary day has a '1' or a '0' in it? @Witheredscrote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 (edited) 19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The years pass, but the BBC continues to piss away licence payers' money on fucking shitey non-stories like this one, from fucking Canada of all fucking places: The day I told my boyfriend I was non-binary For the avoidance of doubt, it's the BBC I'm having a go at here, not non-binary people, fat cunts, or cosplayers - but do feel free to pile in on those topics too. I saw this cack, and still no mention from Aunty of the latest Pakistani paedo rape club or the Bojo gobble scandal? Edited July 15, 2022 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Given that it's a wig, and that I consider it unlikely that Mrs Roops has doubled her BMI in the last few months, I'm going to say no. By all means continue to speculate about other members whose gender identity may be in question, though, and who may or not be wielding a mighty staff of some description. So it is her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I saw this cack, and still no mention from Aunty of the latest Pakistani paedo rape club or the Bojo gobble scandal? Wake up DC. The BBC don’t have the time or the resources for such minor tittle tattle. Auntie is leading the charge against the evil forces of ‘racism, trans, Islamo, homo and every other ‘phobia’ currently or not yet even invented. All this and employing Lineker, Norton, Alex Scott and hundreds of other broadcasting geniuses, on close to minimum wage. The days of Jimmy Saville coming in on a Sunday unpaid, and auditioning scores of adoring school kids for Jim l fix it, after everyone else, (especially their parents and the security staff) have gone home are long gone. A few thousand delinquent white teenage girls, groomed, gang raped by hundreds of savages and then having the audacity to moan about it afterwards is the reason these heroes carry on marching fearlessly into battle against the ‘far right’ threat to humanity every day (after a Starbucks soy latte and a vegan wrap) of course. Laura Kuensberg (sic) is a cunt. Her mouth and her fanny seem to have got mixed up and attached to the wrong location when she was assembled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 Is this the most condescending, dumbed down article ever from BBC "news"? Probably not, actually, but it has to be close. Heatwave: How to keep your home cool Paraphrasing only very slightly: 1. Open a window 2. Open another window 3. Close all your windows 4. Turn on a fan 5. Don't leave your oven on and its door open 6. Go somewhere else (my own personal favourite in a "How to keep YOUR HOME cool" article!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is this the most condescending, dumbed down article ever from BBC "news"? Probably not, actually, but it has to be close. Heatwave: How to keep your home cool Paraphrasing only very slightly: 1. Open a window 2. Open another window 3. Close all your windows 4. Turn on a fan 5. Don't leave your oven on and its door open 6. Go somewhere else (my own personal favourite in a "How to keep YOUR HOME cool" article!) 7. Don’t live in Grenfell Tower 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is this the most condescending, dumbed down article ever from BBC "news"? Probably not, actually, but it has to be close. Heatwave: How to keep your home cool Paraphrasing only very slightly: 1. Open a window 2. Open another window 3. Close all your windows 4. Turn on a fan 5. Don't leave your oven on and its door open 6. Go somewhere else (my own personal favourite in a "How to keep YOUR HOME cool" article!) 8. Move to Scotland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is this the most condescending, dumbed down article ever from BBC "news"? Probably not, actually, but it has to be close. Heatwave: How to keep your home cool Paraphrasing only very slightly: 1. Open a window 2. Open another window 3. Close all your windows 4. Turn on a fan 5. Don't leave your oven on and its door open 6. Go somewhere else (my own personal favourite in a "How to keep YOUR HOME cool" article!) 9 Cuddle Ming's corpse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is this the most condescending, dumbed down article ever from BBC "news"? Probably not, actually, but it has to be close. Heatwave: How to keep your home cool Paraphrasing only very slightly: 1. Open a window 2. Open another window 3. Close all your windows 4. Turn on a fan 5. Don't leave your oven on and its door open 6. Go somewhere else (my own personal favourite in a "How to keep YOUR HOME cool" article!) 10. Smash up your CH boiler, break all your windows, strip naked and enjoy the cooling breeze, while standing on a chair in front of the broken living room window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 2 hours ago, King Billy said: 10. Smash up your CH boiler, break all your windows, strip naked and enjoy the cooling breeze, while standing on a chair in front of the broken living room window. You're just being silly now, William. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 17 hours ago, King Billy said: 7. Don’t live in Grenfell Tower and try to cool down using your fridge freezer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 15 hours ago, King Billy said: 10. Smash up your CH boiler, break all your windows, strip naked and enjoy the cooling breeze, while standing on a chair in front of the broken living room window. 11. Overheating? Stand near to Roops when she takes her knickers off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is this the most condescending, dumbed down article ever from BBC "news"? Probably not, actually, but it has to be close. Heatwave: How to keep your home cool Paraphrasing only very slightly: 1. Open a window 2. Open another window 3. Close all your windows 4. Turn on a fan 5. Don't leave your oven on and its door open 6. Go somewhere else (my own personal favourite in a "How to keep YOUR HOME cool" article!) Put some ice cubes in a bowl of water. Open any closed windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 minute ago, ProfB said: Put some ice cubes in a bowl of water. Open any closed windows. NHS says: Have cold food and drinks, avoid alcohol, caffeine and hot drinks, and have a cool shower or put cool water on your skin or clothes. Keep your living space cool. Close windows during the day and open them at night when the temperature outside has gone down. Electric fans can help if the temperature is below 35 degrees. I was told drinking a hot drink helped you sweat & cool down? Opening & closing windows all the time makes you hot. I will open more windowS & put an electric fan on below 35 degrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 minute ago, ProfB said: NHS says: Have cold food and drinks, avoid alcohol, caffeine and hot drinks, and have a cool shower or put cool water on your skin or clothes. Keep your living space cool. Close windows during the day and open them at night when the temperature outside has gone down. Electric fans can help if the temperature is below 35 degrees. I was told drinking a hot drink helped you sweat & cool down? Opening & closing windows all the time makes you hot. I will open more windowS & put an electric fan on below 35 degrees. This nom is my favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: NHS says: Have cold food and drinks, avoid alcohol, caffeine and hot drinks, and have a cool shower or put cool water on your skin or clothes. Keep your living space cool. Close windows during the day and open them at night when the temperature outside has gone down. Electric fans can help if the temperature is below 35 degrees. I was told drinking a hot drink helped you sweat & cool down? Opening & closing windows all the time makes you hot. I will open more windowS & put an electric fan on below 35 degrees. Have you considered climbing into your freezer and closing the door behind you, so that you can't get out? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Consider shaving excess body hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 Lose some weight, you fat fucking Davros. No offence Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 The cunt who murdered the judge on his mobility scooter was described as wearing grey shorts, a dark coloured T-shirt, a white baseball cap and white patterned builder style gloves. the bbc can note the colour of everything except his skin. fuck off fends. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: The cunt who murdered the judge on his mobility scooter was described as wearing grey shorts, a dark coloured T-shirt, a white baseball cap and white patterned builder style gloves. the bbc can note the colour of everything except his skin. fuck off fends. Never mind that Ed. Whatever you hear about me and the Vulcan doing things, while you’ve been banged up with Punkers, will probably be only a fraction of what’s been going on, but nevertheless true. The good news (for me) is I’m done with her now, and tbh you need to have a serious chat with her about her personal hygiene, if you’re thinking about taking her back. The hosepipe ban might be something to bear in mind too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Never mind that Ed. Whatever you hear about me and the Vulcan doing things, while you’ve been banged up with Punkers, will probably be only a fraction of what’s been going on, but nevertheless true. The good news (for me) is I’m done with her now, and tbh you need to have a serious chat with her about her personal hygiene, if you’re thinking about taking her back. The hosepipe ban might be something to bear in mind too. I’ve booked us a make or break week away at the end of September, wish me luck gumbo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I’ve booked us a make or break week away at the end of September, wish me luck gumbo. Good luck gumbo. PS My brake pads still haven’t arrived. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’ve booked us a make or break week away at the end of September, wish me luck gumbo. Minehead or Skegness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Minehead or Skegness? Glamping on Hackney Marshes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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