Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 What happens when you press where it says "Press"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Six reporters reporting on one event. One at the scene, one outside number 10, one outside a courthouse, one outside an abode with two of the over paid bias cunts in the studio relaying the same load of utter shit that the other cunts have already 'reported' on. What have they reported? Nothing. They know no more than anyone else, it's all just conjecture, supposition and 'what ifs' with no one being any the wiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 i shit you not ... says it all about the state of the nation when this cunting sack of fucking shite is included in a public service broadcasters NEWS blog ffs ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Christa! Sob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Their winter reporting is the most hysterical, overreacting pile of nonsensical fucking wank you've ever seen.As soon as the first flake of snow hits London you'd think the fucking world was ending.A fifteen minute lead story of how it's snowing in the UK in winter, usually accompanied by some dimwit bastard reporting live from an area which has about an inch of fucking snow on it but is covered with abandoned cars because the majority of stupid cunts drive like they've never fucking seen it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Christa! Sob.Do you reckon she had a right proper go the night before, just in case? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Do you reckon she had a right proper go the night before, just in case? Last words on that shuttle mission?"What's this button for?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Whitney, we have a problem. No, hang on that's not quite right. Similar outcomes though! Whitney, we have a problem. No, hang on that's not quite right. Similar outcomes though! Whitney, we have a problem. No, hang on that's not quite right. Similar outcomes though! Whitney, we have a problem. No, hang on that's not quite right. Similar outcomes though! Whitney, we have a problem. No, hang on that's not quite right. Similar outcomes though! Whitney, we have a problem. No, hang on that's not quite right. Similar outcomes though! Whitney, we have a problem. No, hang on that's not quite right. Similar outcomes though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Whitney, we have a problem. No, hang on that's not quite right. Similar outcomes though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Their winter reporting is the most hysterical, overreacting pile of nonsensical fucking wank you've ever seen.As soon as the first flake of snow hits London you'd think the fucking world was ending.A fifteen minute lead story of how it's snowing in the UK in winter, usually accompanied by some dimwit bastard reporting live from an area which has about an inch of fucking snow on it but is covered with abandoned cars because the majority of stupid cunts drive like they've never fucking seen it before.Have you ever noticed there's always some smug cunt in a canoe when a village is flooded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Have you ever noticed there's always some smug cunt in a canoe when a village is flooded.What, the same cunt every time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Today, the BBC news - once the envy of the civilised world - plunged to what I can only hope is the lowest depth it will ever sink to, an entire segment about the death of Heather North. "Heather fucking who?", I hear you ask. Why, the very same Heather North who was the second person to provide the voice for Daphne in the Scooby Doo cartoons. In an entire life spanning 71 years she appears to have done exactly fuck all else worthy of note, and yet she got nearly 3 minutes of the lunchtime news bulletin devoted to her. (Well, I say "devoted", but the pirate fucking ghost actually stole the scene they showed.) To really rub salt into the wound, it turns out she actually died on 30th November, so it wasn't even fucking news. BBC cunts. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42425616 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 She'd have gone completely unnoticed if it wasn't for those pesky kids 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Today, the BBC news - once the envy of the civilised world - plunged to what I can only hope is the lowest depth it will ever sink to, an entire segment about the death of Heather North. "Heather fucking who?", I hear you ask. Why, the very same Heather North who was the second person to provide the voice for Daphne in the Scooby Doo cartoons. In an entire life spanning 71 years she appears to have done exactly fuck all else worthy of note, and yet she got nearly 3 minutes of the lunchtime news bulletin devoted to her. (Well, I say "devoted", but the pirate fucking ghost actually stole the scene they showed.) To really rub salt into the wound, it turns out she actually died on 30th November, so it wasn't even fucking news. BBC cunts. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42425616 And she would have been better known if it wasn't for those pesky kids. The fairground owner's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 On 31/07/2015 at 11:43 PM, Cuntybaws said: What, the same cunt every time? Have you ever noticed when it snows there's always some smug cunt on a sledge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Stopped watching the BBC biased news long ago, i watch Al Jazeera instead, let's say i am a visionary and preparing for the not too distant future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Today, the BBC news - once the envy of the civilised world - plunged to what I can only hope is the lowest depth it will ever sink to, an entire segment about the death of Heather North. "Heather fucking who?", I hear you ask. Why, the very same Heather North who was the second person to provide the voice for Daphne in the Scooby Doo cartoons. In an entire life spanning 71 years she appears to have done exactly fuck all else worthy of note, and yet she got nearly 3 minutes of the lunchtime news bulletin devoted to her. (Well, I say "devoted", but the pirate fucking ghost actually stole the scene they showed.) To really rub salt into the wound, it turns out she actually died on 30th November, so it wasn't even fucking news. BBC cunts. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42425616 Daphne was another of my teenage wink fantasies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Have you ever noticed that when some cunt posts a nom some smug cunt will post a comment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Have you ever noticed that when some cunt posts a nom some smug cunt will post a comment? I didn't until you brought it to my attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Daphne was another of my teenage wink fantasies Did they have Rule 34 in those days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 57 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Did they have Rule 34 in those days? You're Brony Keith and I claim my ninja sex doll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're Brony Keith and I claim my ninja sex doll Google "Velma Dinkley porn", I dare you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Google "Velma Dinkley porn", I dare you. Way ahead of you. The internet has a wonderful way of turning beloved childhood characters and stories into hardcore porn for when you find yourself a bored, nostalgic and horny adult because you've spent your whore funds on Christmas presents for unappreciative relatives. Fuck knows what I'll do once the stuffy old twats in Parliament have their way with the internet - invest in chloroform, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 On 7/25/2015 at 9:27 AM, Decimus said: I don't want to listen to some Scottish tosser butcher the English language, warbling on at break neck speed, completely indifferent to the fact that no one outside of the gorbals can understand a fucking word he's saying. Hoots maun, you'll have had yer heroin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Back on topic. I curiously (and temporarily) dropped my standards this morning and found myself watching some fluffy, droning, irrelevant shit on the BBC News channel, whereupon, the cunt of a presenter announces that if you forget to turn on the oven to cook your Christmas turkey, this may indicate the initial stages of Alzheimers. Jesus fucking Christ. I now need a new telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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