Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Is it just a Scottish thing or do other nationalities feel the need to put up a banner in a public place to say that that some cunt that only they know is having a birthday?I've even seen these fucking things having over motorway flyovers. 'Cunt is 30 today.' Well good for fucking them and you as you're obviously only the only people who give a fuck.And the bastards who attach balloons to the fucking things as well need hanging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I think this has spread countrywide unfortunately.I couldn't think of anything worse than seeing birthday wishes from my friends and family spraypainted onto an old bedsheet, hanging off two lamp-posts by the local ring road.Actually, I can think of one thing less preferable - someone donating money to charity in my name, in lieu of a gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Maybe we should expand it into other greetings.'MikeD HAD A WANK THIS MORNING AT 7.30am, IT WAS OKAY BUT I'VE HAD BETTER.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 You never see any of these bed sheets with the words using 'brown paint' or my version of brown paint. Organic paint, fresh from my arsehole. My mates are all cunts and deserve no better. What a waste of a sheet though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 You never see any of these bed sheets with the words using 'brown paint' or my version of brown paint. Organic paint, fresh from my arsehole. My mates are all cunts and deserve no better. What a waste of a sheet though!My mates wouldn't bother, thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Is it just a Scottish thing or do other nationalities feel the need to put up a banner in a public place to say that that some cunt that only they know is having a birthday?I've even seen these fucking things having over motorway flyovers. 'Cunt is 30 today.' Well good for fucking them and you as you're obviously only the only people who give a fuck.And the bastards who attach balloons to the fucking things as well need hanging.In Scotland, if any relatives hit 30 you have to celebrate and let everyone know.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 In Scotland, if any relatives hit 30 you have to celebrate and let everyone know..Especially the grandkids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Especially the grandkids.I think you meant grandparents... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I think you meant grandparents...I'm not sure what I meant now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Maybe we should expand it into other greetings.'MikeD HAD A WANK THIS MORNING AT 7.30am, IT WAS OKAY BUT I'VE HAD BETTER.'7:30am? Christ that's early. I'm usually still in dreamland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 7:30am? Christ that's early. I'm usually still in dreamland.I never said I was awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Ive given up having a restaurant meal for my birthday after telling my friends repeatedly that I do not want the fucking lights in the place dimmed and have the fucking waiter bringing out a bastard cake to the rendition of "happy birthday" from all the other diners. Why do fuckers do that? For fucks sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Ive given up having a restaurant meal for my birthday after telling my friends repeatedly that I do not want the fucking lights in the place dimmed and have the fucking waiter bringing out a bastard cake to the rendition of "happy birthday" from all the other diners. Why do fuckers do that? For fucks sakeAltogether now, 'happy birthday to y..*SMACK* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 You never see any of these bed sheets with the words using 'brown paint' or my version of brown paint. Organic paint, fresh from my arsehole. My mates are all cunts and deserve no better. What a waste of a sheet though!I read this twice thinking I surely must be missing something. I then looked at your profile and read your other posts. With respect, you are absolutely rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 You never see any of these bed sheets with the words using 'brown paint' or my version of brown paint. Organic paint, fresh from my arsehole. My mates are all cunts and deserve no better. What a waste of a sheet though!Has someone just hung out a sheet for you saying 'Happy 8th Birthday' ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I read this twice thinking I surely must be missing something. I then looked at your profile and read your other posts. With respect, you are absolutely rubbish. Frank, despite your existential angst you still seem to want to rattle stones off people's windows. Punkape has been marched to the cooler for this earlier. Please don't allow yourself to be in the cell next to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Frank, despite your existential angst you still seem to want to rattle stones off people's windows. Punkape has been marched to the cooler for this earlier. Please don't allow yourself to be in the cell next to him.Fucking put him away spotter. He winds me up so much. Go on do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Fucking put him away spotter. He winds me up so much. Go on do it!Quiet in the ranks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Fucking put him away spotter. He winds me up so much. Go on do it!I'll second you on that Gyps.Jizz,Spunkape and Frank all in one cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Better keep my gob shut. Bit lonely in the womens section Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Fucking put him away spotter. He winds me up so much. Go on do it!There's no need for that, stinker. Don't make me track you down and do you a Django Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I'll second you on that Gyps.Jizz,Spunkape and Frank all in one cell. Would that qualify for an American Wrestling pay-per-view cage match event? Would the three of them be able to choreograph a satisfactory showing? Which would emerge victorious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I read this twice thinking I surely must be missing something. I then looked at your profile and read your other posts. With respect, you are absolutely rubbish. i would pay you the same courtesy and read your other posts but frankly can't be bothered. Thanks for the feedback. I'll up my game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 There's no need for that, stinker. Don't make me track you down and do you a Django Careful now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 For a couple of months the fucking halfwit posted as me when the board moved. The most hurtful thing was that none of you cunts actually noticed it wasn't me. You fucking bastards.Yes we did. We thought you were posting as him as well. I was posting as lady P and properkhunt was catwoman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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