"Smashed back a whole fakin' Vindaloo on Thursday mate, and a fakin' Phall the night before that, fakin' tasty both of them, heat don't bother me one bit"... ad-fucking-nauseam. I'm not saying I don't like spicy food. I'm a Madras man myself. I'm also not defending cunts who order butter chicken or korma, they can fuck off too.  However, I've never understood why so many people have to turn what should be a pleasant meal into a display of male dick wagging. These types can also be found arguing