Guest Snatch Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Thats definately a shitty 15 quid Primark dress.What a cheap slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I was in Primark the other day looking at the knickers.Did the birds complain that your presence made them uncomfortable trying on their selections? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 The general idea is to cunt the cunts of the world, not to launch into unprovoked attacks on other punters. Play nicely please .it's okay with me I am generally only offended by arse bandits that come onto me and Punkies not likely to do that............is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 it's okay with me I am generally only offended by arse bandits that come onto me and Punkies not likely to do that............is he?It's difficult to say , except that he seems to know a lot about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 At long last. I said something like this and got torn apart. So thanks spotterExtraordinary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 (edited) Thats definately a shitty 15 quid Primark dress.I'm not entirely sure but I think I know her and if memory serves she has 5 kids by 4 different fathers so with all those benefits plus the no doubt extortionate sums she bleeds from the poor bastards I'm surprised she isn't driving a brand new Range rover and wearing fucking Versace. On the other hand however, that area is full of bagheads who knock the shit out of their kids so she probably needs to economise on her housekeeping to maintain her (alleged) habit. Edited July 10, 2015 by Couldn't give a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Daniel Dooley, no matter how hard you train you're never going to sound tough with a name like an Irish country singer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Daniel Dooley sounds more like a pikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Daniel Dooley sounds more like a pikeyEven sounding like one warrants the death penalty.String the fucker up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 My mate teaches kung fu. He tells his students to warn people who are giving them aggro. I've seen him do it too. He'll calmly say "I practice martial arts, I have to tell you this. You've been warned." Before twisting up some unfortunate fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 My mate teaches kung fu. He tells his students to warn people who are giving them aggro. I've seen him do it too. He'll calmly say "I practice martial arts, I have to tell you this. You've been warned." Before twisting up some unfortunate fucker.These mouthy fuckers always end up in the shit with someone sooner or later. He'll mouth off to the wrong fucker just now and have his head shoved up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 My mate teaches kung fu. He tells his students to warn people who are giving them aggro. I've seen him do it too. He'll calmly say "I practice martial arts, I have to tell you this. You've been warned." Before twisting up some unfortunate fucker.i think you will find his licence to practice implies he should do everything to avoid physical confrontation and that would include not throwing out an effective challenge to an agressor to 'test' his statement. Sounds a bit of a moron to me. Be aware of the one who says nothing and simply moves away they're the hard bastards with nothing to prove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 These mouthy fuckers always end up in the shit with someone sooner or later. He'll mouth off to the wrong fucker just now and have his head shoved up his arse.I do hope your not speaking from experience Spotto!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 I do hope your not speaking from experience Spotto!!I'm a rather unassuming chap and have seen these twats come unstuck over and over again . If you are polite and quiet a surprising number of fuckwits think they can take advantage. Once in an occasional while I have had the pleasure of disabusing some gobby cunt's assumption of opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 From my experience trained fighters don't like to draw attention to that fact and they certainly wouldn't use those skills outside of a usual situation unless absolutely necessary. In short the guys a fucking lying moron.Possibly most of his "skills" come from playing Call of Duty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 On 09/07/2015 at 12:18 AM, Rev said: I'm with bill stickers on this one. They're all cunts, really. The bus driver should have been shot in the legs and told to fuck off if he wanted to exit the locale with his turban intact. The woman should have been dragged behind the Chinese Takeaway and given a damn good fucking and perhaps some advice on breast augmentation. The "trained fighter" prick should have had a dimpled beer tumbler smashed in his fucking face and told "Stitch that, cunt" and the woman's car should have had the child-locks activated and set alight. Y'see, there's always a simple solution. You just need to think outside the box. Can't believe I missed such a quality comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 This car parking in bus stops is a right cunt if you use a walking frame .. its right bastard to get off the bus as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 On 10/8/2017 at 9:10 PM, The Beast said: Can't believe I missed such a quality comment. This is rather timely. I actually thought about this comment the other day, particularly the "stitch that, cunt" part. The Reverend has quite the knack for making gratuitous violence all the more memorable. Where is the nasty cunt anyway? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 4 hours ago, nocti said: This is rather timely. I actually thought about this comment the other day, particularly the "stitch that, cunt" part. The Reverend has quite the knack for making gratuitous violence all the more memorable. Where is the nasty cunt anyway? Not sure. Perhaps he has a backlog of corpses to clear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 On 09/07/2015 at 8:58 PM, deebom said: I was in Primark the other day looking at the knickers. I suppose taking upskirt pics with a hidden camera in your shoe is, technically, 'looking at the knickers' but I'm sure most magistrates would disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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