Stubby Pecker Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What type of file would you use to make a 1 inch hole into a 2 inch hole? A paedofile. A paedo is leading a small boy into some dark scary woods as the sun goes down. He says to the lad “I don’t know what you’re crying about you selfish cunt, I’ve got to walk home on my own” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What type of file would you use to make a 1 inch hole into a 2 inch hole? A paedofile. Someone 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What type of file would you use to make a 1 inch hole into a 2 inch hole? A paedofile. Why don't nonces ever win marathons? Because they're always coming in a little behind! Too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why don't nonces ever win marathons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 I'd like to arrange for a bomb laden with nerve gas to be dropped on the entire city of Yulin, decimating the shithole and everything within it, including all of the subhuman, barbaric 'restaurants' and industrial sites which house this unbearably cold-blooded horrorfest. But I probably wouldn't for two reasons: 1) despite putting the vast majority of dogs and cats out of their torturous misery within seconds, there's a chance a small fraction which has not been traumatised beyond hope could be rehomed; and 2) I wouldn't have the pleasure of personally 'interviewing' each Yulin meat trader or butcher, in which I'd quite like to spend 24 hours with each one locked in a soundproofed room armed only with a rusty set of blunt pliers, box of matches and bottle of lighter fluid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'd like to arrange for a bomb laden with nerve gas to be dropped on the entire city of Yulin, decimating the shithole and everything within it, including all of the subhuman, barbaric 'restaurants' and industrial sites which house this unbearably cold-blooded horrorfest. But I probably wouldn't for two reasons: 1) despite putting the vast majority of dogs and cats out of their torturous misery within seconds, there's a chance a small fraction which has not been traumatised beyond hope could be rehomed; and 2) I wouldn't have the pleasure of personally 'interviewing' each Yulin meat trader or butcher, in which I'd quite like to spend 24 hours with each one locked in a soundproofed room armed only with a rusty set of blunt pliers, box of matches and bottle of lighter fluid. Bomb Laden! Is that Bin's brother? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 On 19/06/2015 at 06:51, Guest Lady Penelope said: I once had a stray dog get on my train at Leominster, I had a word with the driver so he stopped the train and put it off at Woofferton. I thought you was going to say Dogsthorpe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: I thought you was going to say Dogsthorpe Shut your cunt mouth you thick piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 On 18/06/2015 at 00:29, Guest said: Have any of you guys touched a dog's butthole? NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: NO Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'd like to arrange for a bomb laden with nerve gas to be dropped on the entire city of Yulin, decimating the shithole and everything within it, including all of the subhuman, barbaric 'restaurants' and industrial sites which house this unbearably cold-blooded horrorfest. But I probably wouldn't for two reasons: 1) despite putting the vast majority of dogs and cats out of their torturous misery within seconds, there's a chance a small fraction which has not been traumatised beyond hope could be rehomed; and 2) I wouldn't have the pleasure of personally 'interviewing' each Yulin meat trader or butcher, in which I'd quite like to spend 24 hours with each one locked in a soundproofed room armed only with a rusty set of blunt pliers, box of matches and bottle of lighter fluid. Indeed. I’d like to see this shit fest of evil barbarity make headline news throughout the world. We might all turn a blind eye to the brutal quasi chink fascist state and their genocidal ways but I’m sure the line would be drawn at this pointless tradition of animal torture. The live wet markets through Asia truly are places of utter disgust. I’m certain now that the slopes aren’t humans but evolved from some other species. Rats perhaps, the nasty little shitcunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 42 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'd like to arrange for a bomb laden with nerve gas to be dropped on the entire city of Yulin, decimating the shithole and everything within it, including all of the subhuman, barbaric 'restaurants' and industrial sites which house this unbearably cold-blooded horrorfest. But I probably wouldn't for two reasons: 1) despite putting the vast majority of dogs and cats out of their torturous misery within seconds, there's a chance a small fraction which has not been traumatised beyond hope could be rehomed; and 2) I wouldn't have the pleasure of personally 'interviewing' each Yulin meat trader or butcher, in which I'd quite like to spend 24 hours with each one locked in a soundproofed room armed only with a rusty set of blunt pliers, box of matches and bottle of lighter fluid. 'Guttocate' the filthy yellow fuckpigs... 1) take a Stanley knife and cut through the skin neatly around the circumference of the waist. 2) peel the skin upwards, over the exposed ribs. Gather above the head and zip-tie it over the head. 3) throw a box of salt on them and chuckle as they claw at their flesh while suffocating in a bag of their own putrid yellow hide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 12 hours ago, Lairy Larry said: Post Removed Larry, you need to proof read what you just put there. Because if there is anything that makes you look more of a cunt, it's writing gobbledejook. Also, the last few words might get you a ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Larry, you need to proof read what you just put there. Because if there is anything that makes you look more of a cunt, it's writing gobbledejook. Also, the last few words might get you a ban. Can I shit in your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 56 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Can I shit in your mouth? That'll be extra, dipshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Lairy Larry said: Can I shit in your mouth? Nah... the real Quincy would have said 'shite' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 22 hours ago, Wolfie said: Now, let me think of a suitable candidate to answer this. @cunt? Says the scat obsessed cunt with a Poodle fixation. Walkies, Woofles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 2 hours ago, cunt said: Says the scat obsessed cunt with a Poodle fixation. Walkies, Woofles! Now, sit back from your screen, take a deep breath, and re-read your comment above. Just imagine reading it from the perspective of a potentially skilled newbie looking in, who's visiting the site for the very first time. You will have destroyed it for them in one fell swoop. Honestly, is this the calibre of commenting we aspire to? Jesus wept. You utterly fucking useless piss-poor piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 On 13/01/2022 at 00:38, Eric Cuntman said: Nah... the real Quincy would have said 'shite' Oh Shit(e)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 On 13/01/2022 at 19:51, Wolfie said: You utterly fucking useless piss-poor piece of shit. There's your scat obsession kicking in again, you really need to get some help for that, before it's too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 Just now, cunt said: There's your scat obsession kicking in again, you really need to get some help for that, before it's too late. What's wrong with having a scat obsession? I don't think you've thought this through young man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: What's wrong with having a scat obsession? I don't think you've thought this through young man. Tell that to Poodle prodder, Woofles, he's the one who can't leave it alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 On 15/01/2022 at 15:46, cunt said: There's your scat obsession kicking in again, you really need to get some help for that, before it's too late. There you go again, hovering and circling like a bluebottle on Prozac at the slightest whiff of anything shit-related. Get help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 15/01/2022 at 18:58, Wolfie said: Get help. I'll see you at the therapists, Woofles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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