and Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Neil said: The gift that keeps on giving............... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60457568 The dozy tart was probably taking a bung, they should've checked her bank account for unaccountable deposits. Similar to what Wolfie does after a trip to the park (except his deposits come in small plastic bags, labelled with love, from 'Man's best friend') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 38 minutes ago, Neil said: The gift that keeps on giving............... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60457568 Neil ”Women’s footy” means something very different in this part of the world. Here’s a photo for the Rascal to get you through what’s left of winter. https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/womens-afl/aflw-star-tayla-harris-trolled-over-kick-photo-with-social-media-backlash-after-it-was-taken-down/news-story/1329f14580941b72810981887d7bca5f Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Camel Footy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 51 minutes ago, Neil said: Camel Footy? Camel toe punt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Neil ”Women’s footy” means something very different in this part of the world. Here’s a photo for the Rascal to get you through what’s left of winter. https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/womens-afl/aflw-star-tayla-harris-trolled-over-kick-photo-with-social-media-backlash-after-it-was-taken-down/news-story/1329f14580941b72810981887d7bca5f What a fine example of the female of the species, the 'sort' you'd want to take home to meet your mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Here we go bunny girls - for Wolfie: Is that Sophia Loren? She will love being on the corner. Hi Sophs - Howdy? Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 I must admit I've got a couple of cold ones in the fridge for tonight's England vs Sweden semi-final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 I've got a couple of warm turds up my arse for the same thing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 I've got it on TV at the moment but I've turned the volume to mute. I can't stand all that fucking shrieking, especially from that banshee Fara Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: I've got a couple of warm turds up my arse for the same thing Seriously, what's not to like? No one actually knows how this one is going to unfold – so it has the key ingredient of any sport: unpredictability. In addition to entertainment, you'll have dozens of fit blonde women running around the pitch, which unlike the faggot men's game, won't have a plethora of £150k per week ethnics diving around for cards & penalties. Honestly, what's the matter with you Neil? I sometimes wonder whether there's any spunk up there with your warm turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 24 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I sometimes wonder whether there's any spunk up there with your warm turds. Jesus tittyfucking Christ on a surfboard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Billy Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 3 hours ago, Neil said: 🎶Football’s coming home!🎶 About time too, three weeks and not a child bathed, a dish washed or a cock sucked in the house. I hope she’s fucking sorry for the damage she’s done to this family. I doubt she’ll even apologise when I get back from the pub. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: 🎶Football’s coming home!🎶 About time too, three weeks and not a child washed, a dish washed or a cock sucked in the house. I hope she’s fucking sorry for the damage she’s done to this family. I doubt she’ll even apologise when I get back from the pub. Well at least the hubbies of the Northern Ireland team didn't have to wait long for their Ulster Fry to be cooked, seeing that useless bunch didn't even make it out of the group stage. Charles Lawson would turn in his grave if he was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well at least the hubbies of the Northern Ireland team didn't have to wait long for their Ulster Fry to be cooked, seeing that useless bunch didn't even make it out of the group stage. I wouldn’t know about any of that. I’ve got no interest in womens football, if it’s even an actual thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: the Northern Ireland team didn't have to wait long for their Ulster Fry to be cooked, Black Pudding Matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Black Pudding Matters. Black Sabbath Matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Charles Lawson would turn in his grave if he was dead. ‘So he would’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 (edited) 20 hours ago, King Billy said: 🎶Football’s coming home!🎶 About time too, three weeks and not a child bathed, a dish washed or a cock sucked in the house. I hope she’s fucking sorry for the damage she’s done to this family. I doubt she’ll even apologise when I get back from the pub. Forget this shit KB. Have you seen the French team? 5 BLACKS, and I must admit I could tackle a couple of them. It would make a change from goose. Edited July 27, 2022 by Witheredscrote This post was to make Eric vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 Didier Drogba appears to be wearing the France no.3 shirt & captain's armband this evening, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit KB. Have you seen the French team? 5 BLACKS, and I must admit I could tackle a couple of them. It would make a change from goose. The French have much in common with blacks. A willingness to have sex with anything, and an unwillingness to bathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit KB. Have you seen the French team? 5 BLACKS, and I must admit I could tackle a couple of them. It would make a change from goose. I haven’t seen any of this as I don’t have a TV anymore Withers. I didn’t want to smash it to pieces with my dads old Army boot, but I felt I had to show Bill Gates that I knew he was watching me 24/7 and I was on to his fucking plans. The cunt never turned up no matter how many times I offered him a straightener on the cobbles outside my gaff. The cunts got no arsehole when you put it right on him. Who’s winning by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The French have much in common with blacks. A willingness to have sex with anything, and an unwillingness to bathe. The French beret has hit an all time low and is currently trading at substantially less than the English (and NI) bowler, the Egyptian fez and even the Scottish tam o shanter. Still holding up very well against the Irish dunces hat though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 Come on @Neil & @King Billy ...the German keeper is an absolute hottie. She's just scored an own-goal but it doesn't matter. The England girls are pretty much all-blonde and indigenous to our green and pleasant islands. You know as well as I do it won't be long before political correctness goes mad and most of our players will look like the Williams sisters (just like the current France team, lol @Witheredscrote). What an opportunity and probably the last time. If England win on Sunday, they will have bettered the diving men's poofter performances in recent years. Alessia Russo's goal last night wouldn't look out of place in Matt Le Tissier's locker. There, I've said it. Fuck you both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 People are defending the standard of women's football on cunts corner. I would like to die now. The shame😔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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