and Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Apparently the recipient of the worlds first successful penis transplant has gotten some slapper pregnant. That in itself isn't the cunt. The cunt is, which well-hung fucker is going to donate his massive dong to me? I mean, don't be so fuckin' greedy, share it around to the needy, you cunt. BTW, can anybody tell me were John Holmes is buried? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 I'd let you have mine, but it's currently engaged in a covert war with Suffolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Apparently a 20 year old bloke in the States has two 6 inchers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Why not transplant the one from your head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 A lot of trust is placed in the one with the surgical tools knowing he or she is going to lop off your short arm. If the cunt has had an off day, who is to say that bastard will follow through with adding the larger one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Apparently a 20 year old bloke in the States has two 6 inchers!Has he got four balls to have a matching set? and imagine pleasuring 5 girls all at once. Oral, one in each hand and one on each cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 A lot of trust is placed in the one with the surgical tools knowing he or she is going to lop off your short arm. If the cunt has had an off day, who is to say that bastard will follow through with adding the larger one? Or better still, replacing it with a chode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Testing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 His was the second penis transplant attempted. The first one, in China, ended when the recipient suffered a severe psychological reaction and requested it be removed.Didn't know Nick Clegg was Chinese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Has he got four balls to have a matching set? and imagine pleasuring 5 girls all at once. Oral, one in each hand and one on each cock!I wouldn't even consider that scenario. No way could I afford enough rohypnol for five women, I can barely run to a single dose on a Saturday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I wouldn't even consider that scenario. No way could I afford enough rohypnol for five women, I can barely run to a single dose on a Saturday night. The only way I could pleasure 5 girls at once is to take the fuckers shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 The only way I could pleasure 5 girls at once is to take the fuckers shopping.You could always buy them this and turn it upside-down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 You could always buy them this and turn it upside-down.How do you get three poofs on a barstool...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 How do you get three poofs on a barstool...?Arf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Or better still, replacing it with a chodeOh my! That would almost certainly doom the lad to a sex life of buggery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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