Guest nobgobbler Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 You'd be humming a different tune if your plane crashed in the Andes and Dawn was on board! Or strap the cunt to the fuselage for a soft landing, then marinade overnight in any alcoholic beverages from the wreck before spit roasting. No basting required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 He's claiming that his knighthood is for services to charity, not services to entertainment. Quelle fucking surprise.You mean his selectively televised all expenses paid trips to his homeland type charideee? Well the bits where is was begging us for donations was televised. Bet he didn't kip on the filthy floor of a disease ridden mud hut with the bro's he claims to care so much about. Didn't give em his money and fucking stay there did he! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I wonder why he got it.Anyway, washing my car later. I'll get one of those things to put in the machine. What do you call them again? Oh yes, a token. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Didn't he go on about the BBC not having ethnic minorities?And I thought the cunt had no sense of humour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Anyway......I saw Lenny Henry in Othello and he was very very good. I think he needs to take that road and stick to it because as a comedian he is shite.Also, you lot are being a bit unfair on Dawn French. Yes is she overweight but I dont think she is ugly and also I really think she is very talented.And no......I'm not pissed.agree , ugly she is not and has drawn the odd titter from me over the years ... that bernie ecclestone however - wtf !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Didn't he beat the shit out of Dawn French?Arise Sir Lenny for services to wife-beating, or maybe they won't mention that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Didn't he go on about the BBC not having ethnic minorities?And I thought the cunt had no sense of humour!To be fair, he did his bit for the black and white minstrel show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Didn't he go on about the BBC not having ethnic minorities?And I thought the cunt had no sense of humour!Yes, however he was talking about white non jews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 agree , ugly she is not and has drawn the odd titter from me over the years ... that bernie ecclestone however - wtf !!I wonder how the rich as shit dwarf has a beautiful wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Is this actually true: He has a knighthood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I hope you mean spit roasting in the culinary not the sexual context, gobby. Well some blokes like fat birds including those who dress up as vicars, evidently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Arise, Sir Van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Arise, Sir Van.MMM, he certainly didn't get a knighthood for comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 MMM, he certainly didn't get a knighthood for comedy.You obviously haven't seen his Trevor Mcdonut routine, pure comedy gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 You obviously haven't seen his Trevor Mcdonut routine, pure comedy gold.Veedon Fleece? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 He was part of the Thatcher hating leftie bunch of 80s comedians, I don't need to name them as we all know who they are. Seems to have changed his views over the years to the extent that he's now one of the people they used to parody. Fucking massive sell out, accepting approval from that bunch of immoral sexual deviants."Here good doggie, you've been a good doggie, have this meaningless title and carry on being a good doggie."Makes me wonder though. When someone is selected for a knighthood, do you reckon some men in suits come round and say "You've been selected, do not embarrass the establishment by refusing, or things will go hard for you."I wonder how many people have refused knighthoods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 He's just got his knighthood apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: He's just got his knighthood apparently. I hope that the doddery, piss-soaked Queen slipped and cut his stupid cunt head off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Apparently he said "This is for the people of Dudley." I wonder what the poor cunts did to deserve that? In other news, ITV reported the knighthood whilst showing footage of Ainsley "I can cook, honestly" Harriott, pissing a few people off in the process. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35009530 You couldn't fucking make it up. A joke-dodging unfunny cuntworm being given a knighthood for reasons the sane can't comprehend, mistaken for a gurning fuckwit "cook" made famous for throwing together dishes that David Blunkett could knock up while fucked on ketamine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 On 09/06/2015 23:46:27, nocti said: My only attack on her was her weight. I didn't once mention the recent personality vacuum she seems to have been sucked into. Alas, during her early comedic days with Saunders et al she was piss funny, and I even chuckled occasionally when my dear late Mother had the Dibley shite on. But nobody gets forced into being a fat unfunny cunt. That's a path you choose. Look at punkape and Keith. and James Corden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 The Queen must have used a stunt double as she would never say: "Arise Sir fucking unfunny cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35009530 you simply couldn't write this stuff ... fucking priceless !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 13 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35009530 you simply couldn't write this stuff ... fucking priceless !! They all look the fucking same.....Coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: They all look the fucking same.....Coat. All look the same? Come on now, I mean........ Fuck it, coat as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: They all look the fucking same.... I find it well nigh impossible to tell the Cheeky Girls apart, so to be on the safe side I intend to shag neither of the vacuous chlamydia-ridden cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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