Guest Snatch Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 A horrendous insult to house bricks up and down the country. Withdraw that remark.I'm sorry Stickers. I wasn't thinking there.House brick have a rather superior intelligence to Spunkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 The aforementioned are a coven of muppets. Please add yourself to their lower class collective.lol.You wound me sir. I demand satisfaction. Choose your weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I don't duel with social inferiors.You're just upset that I won't accept the challenge of seeing who will hemorrhage first after taking the Duke of Somerset's prize marrow, root first up the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Are you a working class bricklayer ?Good for you!Here he is. What a zinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 The aforementioned are a coven of muppets. Please add yourself to their lower class collective.lol.Err, it takes 13 to make a coven! I should know, we've been sticking pins in your effigy all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Err, it takes 13 to make a coven! I should know, we've been sticking pins in your effigy all day. Oddly enough, I phoned my Mrs at work today to ask whether she'd ever had shooting pains across the chest, as if someone had a voodoo doll and was sticking pins in it. She said "no, why do you ask?" I said "how about now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Err, it takes 13 to make a coven! I should know, we've been sticking pins in your effigy all day. Oi Gobby... hun, this punky tim but dim character needs a good fuckin beating. If I track the weasel down and kill him dead, can I come and live with you and Mr G by the seaside? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Oddly enough, I phoned my Mrs at work today to ask whether she'd ever had shooting pains across the chest, as if someone had a voodoo doll and was sticking pins in it. She said "no, why do you ask?" I said "how about now?" Poor Mrs Scotty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Oi Gobby... hun, this punky tim but dim character needs a good fuckin beating. If I track the weasel down and kill him dead, can I come and live with you and Mr G by the seaside? That might be going a bit too far Frank. Just kick him in the cunt and I'm sure we can find room for you in our little beach hut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Poor Mrs Scotty!That's the least of her worries, gobbler. We're in the middle of a fucking massive row, there's more radiation emanating from our house than Chernobyl. And for once, she's in the wrong and knows it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 (edited) That might be going a bit too far Frank. Just kick him in the cunt and I'm sure we can find room for you in our little beach hut. That might be going a bit too far Frank. Just kick him in the cunt and I'm sure we can find room for you in our little beach hut. I would lie low behind the back seats of his Range until the chino/shirt wearing pleb appeared. At knifepoint, I will direct him to your windswept fucking hell-hole by the sea. Whilst you sit up on the kitchen worktop.. spread-eagled and knicker-less, Mr G and I will deal with him by mobile judas cradle. Face fucking will naturally follow... hubby permitting. Edited May 29, 2015 by Frank Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 That's the least of her worries, gobbler. We're in the middle of a fucking massive row, there's more radiation emanating from our house than Chernobyl. And for once, she's in the wrong and knows it.A woman who's used to being right all the time is gonna struggle to back down, trust me scotty, every one of your accusing glances is a bowie knife up her chuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 I would lie low behind the back seats of his Range until the chino/shirt wearing pleb appeared. At knifepoint, I will direct him to your windswept fucking hell-hole by the sea. Whilst you sit up on the kitchen worktop.. spread-eagled and knicker-less, Mr G and I will deal with him by mobile judas cradle. Face fucking will naturally follow... hubby permitting. Looking forward to it already. Not sure my hubby would agree to you giving him a face fuck though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 A woman who's used to being right all the time is gonna struggle to back down, trust me scotty, every one of your accusing glances is a bowie knife up her chuff. Even her sister drove round here to remonstrate with her, and her best friend over the road had a go as well. Wish I could go into the gory details, I'm still fucking fuming now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 Even her sister drove round here to remonstrate with her, and her best friend over the road had a go as well. Wish I could go into the gory details, I'm still fucking fuming now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 Even her sister drove round here to remonstrate with her, and her best friend over the road had a go as well. Wish I could go into the gory details, I'm still fucking fuming now.She said she loves Portsmouth more than she loves you...?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 I would lie low behind the back seats of his Range until the chino/shirt wearing pleb appeared. At knifepoint, I will direct him to your windswept fucking hell-hole by the sea. Whilst you sit up on the kitchen worktop.. spread-eagled and knicker-less, Mr G and I will deal with him by mobile judas cradle. Face fucking will naturally follow... hubby permitting. Welcome back Frank... you cunt. As for punkers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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