Frank Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 No Frank I haven't. You fucking shrimp dicked twat!Drop the abuse you stinking scavenger. I was politely enquiring about the state of your Mary. Shove your sandals up your cheap thieving arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 No Frank I haven't. You fucking shrimp dicked twat!You're wasting your time with this one, the philosophical dialect, frank takes an insult as a compliment since opposition is already his style, in short he is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 More or less nearby... Seville-Cadiz-Veyer-Tarifa. Do you have a dusty dreadlocked and matted fanny like most of the travelling Brit-gyps in Spain? Fucking Bob Marley on loop, converted transit vans and unwashed toilet dodgers. That's the Greek Islands, Brighton and of course, Glasters. Being a hippy with an unwashed arse is the new black! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 That's the Greek Islands, Brighton and of course, Glasters. Being a hippy with an unwashed arse is the new black!Racist bastard!! You can't say "the new black"...!!!Oh sorry, Judy is around to do that itself... Frank.. I'm suprised you bother with the Bulls, it's far too full of fucking tourists these days who think daddies credit card answers every problem... even the Health & Safety crew are trying to fuck that one up... For a day trip I suggest Puente la Reina, the little cafe by the bridge does a wonderful veal stew for the pilgrims.., the town has a similar bull festival, but I can't for the life of me remember what date it is... much better than the oversubscribed Pamplona one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Pop in next door for a Diamond White Deco. I've moved over to Norfolk to be with the chubster of my dreams.I saw you this morning Jackers, sneaking out like a thief in the night, fully bedecked in tartan and your tam'o'shanter all askew. You had a shifty look of lingering shame and disgust on your face. You should have held your head high, you performed superhuman feats last night. No man I know, even dosed to the max with Viagra, could have gotten it up to give that vile creature several jabs up the schuspoomer. The fact that you achieved this after 43 cans of diamond white makes it an even more astonishing act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Drop the abuse you stinking scavenger. I was politely enquiring about the state of your Mary. Shove your sandals up your cheap thieving arse. Sandals up my arse will be extra Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Being a hippy with an unwashed arse is the new black!I see the Dale Farm thread is back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Racist bastard!! You can't say "the new black"...!!!Oh sorry, Judy is around to do that itself... Frank.. I'm suprised you bother with the Bulls, it's far too full of fucking tourists these days who think daddies credit card answers every problem... even the Health & Safety crew are trying to fuck that one up... For a day trip I suggest Puente la Reina, the little cafe by the bridge does a wonderful veal stew for the pilgrims.., the town has a similar bull festival, but I can't for the life of me remember what date it is... much better than the oversubscribed Pamplona one..Very few tourists in Seville. I saw José Tomas in Nimes a few years back… the spic took eleven ears and a tail in one afternoon. Marvellous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Very few tourists in Seville. I saw José Tomas in Nimes a few years back… the spic took eleven ears and a tail in one afternoon. Marvellous. Boring fantasist wank, punkape is much more fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 I once stood in on double bass for the evening in a little club in Sevilla. I did it for a large brandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 I once stood in on double bass for the evening in a little club in Sevilla. I did it for a large brandy.I'd swallow a double bass for a large brandy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 How about you and Gobbie joining me in July for the Pamplona 'Running of the Bulls'. She'd deepthroat the legs of them hairy toro's.Can't. Mending my bike that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Very few tourists in Seville. I saw José Tomas in Nimes a few years back… the spic took eleven ears and a tail in one afternoon. Marvellous. Now Seville is a different matter... so is Haro...I'd swallow a double bass for a large brandy!Well helloooooooooooooooooo!This is what I bought my self for my birthday a few years back, from the distillery shop.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 And you paused long enough to take it's photo before getting stuck in. Such restraint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Why don't you buy a house in a more up market area and at least aspire to being middle class.Is your fictional rural spread now on the market following your outing as a bed sit dweller in North Wales? I've got five hundred grand in monopoly money round here somewhere. Any chance your imaginary boss at the estate agents you fictitiously work at can get me a discount? What I'd really like though, in the real world and not in your fantasy one, is for you to take a boat from your bedsit in Rhyl and travel to Anglesy. Once there, revive the ancient druid customs of the island and build yourself a wicker man. Douse your self in petrol, seal your self in the wicker man, and set a light to yourself. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) Spunkape is such a drip I doubt he'd ignite. Even doused in petroleum. Edited May 24, 2015 by deebom Am a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Spunkape is such a drip I doubt he'd ignite. Even doused in petroleum.Challenge accepted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 An old mincer of your standing should not be reduced to trading insults with the likes of kid Snatch. There's thick, then there's thick... then there is Snatch. Good morning. Who let you back in you tedious cunt. Hopefully it won't be too long before they fuck you off again.Just don't let that fucking hag Cat back. The hypocritical cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Pile of shit. Oh fuck me, Brian Blessed has returned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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