Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I see Ronnie is in a no-way manic upswing of his bipolar disorder currently, and has cleared the table in eight nano seconds or something, before those snivelling bastards at the WPBSA (as they always shall be) decided he was two seconds outside Tony Drago’s record from 1996. On this trajectory he’ll burst into flames at The Masters, before dissolving into a tearful mess, smashing his cue over Barry Hearn’s head, and announcing he’s transitioning to female gender to enter the Olympic 5000m. I’m almost looking forward to it. @Eric Cuntman, you seem like a man with a functioning second hand on the Breitling, was he inside the record or not? I don’t know. The Hawkeye and time stamped footage will answer it if there’s a dispute. It’s no shame to be a second behind Tony Drago though, spectacular power player. Buckets of ability, but too emotional to conquer the Darth Vader players like Reardon, Davis and Hendry. Him playing ‘winner stays on’ with Alex Higgins and Jimmy White would have been worth watching. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Him playing ‘winner stays on’ with Alex Higgins and Jimmy White would have been worth watching. Guess at the average frame time? 🤔😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 38 minutes ago, scotty said: Guess at the average frame time? 🤔😄 8 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don’t know. The Hawkeye and time stamped footage will answer it if there’s a dispute. It’s no shame to be a second behind Tony Drago though, spectacular power player. Buckets of ability, but too emotional to conquer the Darth Vader players like Reardon, Davis and Hendry. Him playing ‘winner stays on’ with Alex Higgins and Jimmy White would have been worth watching. I recall the 1991 World Masters final between Jimmy and Drago as being the most rapid-fire match I’d ever seen until Ronnie came along. I seem to remember Terry Griffiths sitting in the Press Box just behind the huge cameras and shaking his head almost imperceptibly. It was like he was discovering fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 8 minutes Average shot time was probably sub 10 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 On 18/11/2022 at 15:09, Eric Cuntman said: Ding is his best friend and Ronnie feels sorry for him because he’s got no confidence. I predicted this would happen last night when I saw the draw. Hendry knows exactly what he’s done, but he’s not allowed to say anything. It’s typical O’Sullivan. Wanted to give his friend a boost. Guaranteed. I fancy Lisowski this year Eric, you dope. Williams runner up. Look out for me and my dead dad down the front at the QFs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 40 minutes ago, Frank said: I fancy Lisowski this year Eric, you dope. Williams runner up. Look out for me and my dead dad down the front at the QFs. You stupid fucking cunt hole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 38 minutes ago, Frank said: Look out for me and my dead dad down the front at the QFs. Why not bring Ming along too Frank? I’m sure you’d look just like all the other families there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 46 minutes ago, Frank said: I fancy Lisowski this year Eric, you dope. Williams runner up. Look out for me and my dead dad down the front at the QFs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 37 minutes ago, Eddie said: You stupid fucking cunt hole. I sometimes wish that you morons had access to the site's analytics. Whenever this cunt posts his signature Rocky video after a short absence, the online user stats are off the charts! Only the Judge, Quincy and Catwoman, back in the day, had the same pulling power. On the other side of the coin, the Ape continues to threaten the Corner's longevity. I am the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I sometimes wish that you morons had access to the site's analytics. Whenever this cunt posts his signature Rocky video after a short absence, the online user stats are off the charts! Only the Judge, Quincy and Catwoman, back in the day, had the same pulling power. On the other side of the coin, the Ape continues to threaten the Corner's longevity. I am the best on here. Free…head…rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Free…head…rent. There's something about him, DC. The drippiness. I can't stand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 34 minutes ago, Frank said: I sometimes wish that you morons had access to the site's analytics. Whenever this cunt posts his signature Rocky video after a short absence, the online user stats are off the charts! Only the Judge, Quincy and Catwoman, back in the day, had the same pulling power. On the other side of the coin, the Ape continues to threaten the Corner's longevity. I am the best on here. Of course I have the stats, think about it… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Of course I have the stats, think about it… Eddie. How long do you think she has left to live? Strange as it may sound but I think I’m going to miss her more than you when she’s gone. If it’s any consolation you can have any 3 of my best brasses (including the annoying ginger one) on the house for half an hour after the wake. After that it’s strictly normal rates though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 57 minutes ago, Frank said: There's something about him, DC. The drippiness. I can't stand it. Cocksucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: I fancy Lisowski this year Eric, you dope. Williams runner up. Look out for me and my dead dad down the front at the QFs. Haven’t you got a Ming to drag out of the freezer so she’s good and defrosted for Fridays ‘date night’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: There's something about him, DC. The drippiness. I can't stand it. I’m not bothered either way. Him & I have never really got on. The thing that puzzles me is…the bloke never really mentions you. On the other hand… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: There's something about him, DC. The drippiness. I can't stand it. When are you coming for me, idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 41 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m not bothered either way. Him & I have never really got on. The thing that puzzles me is…the bloke never really mentions you. On the other hand… The troll is trying to groom you again… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: The troll is trying to groom you again… I know things are bad but there’s no need to panic. I’ll just treat this problem like my mattress…and sleep on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Haven’t you got a Ming to drag out of the freezer so she’s good and defrosted for Fridays ‘date night’? He’s had to postpone this weeks ‘date night’ due to severe frostbite on his maggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: When are you coming for me, idiot? Soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Eddie. How long do you think she has left to live? Strange as it may sound but I think I’m going to miss her more than you when she’s gone. If it’s any consolation you can have any 3 of my best brasses (including the annoying ginger one) on the house for half an hour after the wake. After that it’s strictly normal rates though. Bill, don’t take this the wrong way but I wouldn’t put my maggot in anything that you’ve test ridden, no offence 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 11 hours ago, Frank said: Soon. Stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 11 hours ago, Frank said: Soon. Do Louis Vuitton make 6 gun holsters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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